random_text.txt

[KiwiFuzz]

Stop threatening us with your porn, this a war crime

Everyone knows kiwifarms is nothing but feds, fedposters, crazy cat ladies, and Null.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Trains, when you want a shitty employee who makes emotional appeals like a woman but also has the rabid overconfidence of a man.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

We should normalize toasters having fleshlights installed with them.

George Foreskin Grill

 

[veri]

We should normalize toasters having fleshlights installed with them.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN AND WHY WAS I TAGGED IN IT

 

[Zero Day Defense]

If someone broke into your house you would suck their dick.

 

[Law]

Imagine Kiwifarms is just a campfire and a lolcow is a pinecone. You throw a pinecone into the fire. Does that mean you hate pine trees? That you're an arsonist? No, you only did it because it's entertaining.

Pass the marshmallows.

 

[Penis Drager]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN AND WHY WAS I TAGGED IN IT

First time on random_text?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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SHIT COCK

sorry

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Or else a hillbilly squirrel sticks a hose in you and fills you up.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Call Apogee. Say "Aardwolf"

 

[Raging Capybara]

99.7% = .997
100% = 1
100% - 99.7% = 0.3% -> 1 - .997 = .003

 

[Meat Target]

Also straight liquor is not a proper substitue for water when cooking noodles

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Do you have access to a glass table and a bottle of hot sauce? The trick is finding a willing midget.

 

[Blackhole]

what is it called when a front gunt queefs? a gueef?

Flights are closed due to niggerposting.

We have now left White Boy Summer and entered Shut Up Bitch Autumn.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I got dabbed on by Grammarly

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Hence one of the holy commandments from Dear Leader. From The Holy Scripture of Jersh:

Thou Must Archive All Articles That One Creates A Thread For In A&N Or Thou Art A Nigger

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You'll never be a real bird. Cope, seethe and dialate ground bats.

 

[Just A Butt]

I don't call any other tranny she.

 

[stuffandthings]

Life is hard when all you want is to playact as a parrot all day. Welcome to adulthood.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I miss the salt mines