random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

Or else a hillbilly squirrel sticks a hose in you and fills you up.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Call Apogee. Say "Aardwolf"

 

[Raging Capybara]

99.7% = .997
100% = 1
100% - 99.7% = 0.3% -> 1 - .997 = .003

 

[Meat Target]

Also straight liquor is not a proper substitue for water when cooking noodles

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Do you have access to a glass table and a bottle of hot sauce? The trick is finding a willing midget.

 

[Blackhole]

what is it called when a front gunt queefs? a gueef?

Flights are closed due to niggerposting.

We have now left White Boy Summer and entered Shut Up Bitch Autumn.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I got dabbed on by Grammarly

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Hence one of the holy commandments from Dear Leader. From The Holy Scripture of Jersh:

Thou Must Archive All Articles That One Creates A Thread For In A&N Or Thou Art A Nigger

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You'll never be a real bird. Cope, seethe and dialate ground bats.

 

[Just A Butt]

I don't call any other tranny she.

 

[stuffandthings]

Life is hard when all you want is to playact as a parrot all day. Welcome to adulthood.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I miss the salt mines

 

[Blackhole]

It's not a cutesy joke any longer when you promote and defend child rape. You're like the catholic church but without the cool architecture.

Just a reminder: coal and oil finance 'green' energy shills demanding inefficient garbage like solar or wind because nuclear terrifies the jew.

I think the most important takeaway is that I can't rhyme or rhythm to save my life.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Stop inserting your alphabet shit into everything and maybe less people will want to insert their boots up your asshole.

The federal government puts Null's dick in a pencil sharpener and makes him hand over everything he knows about you.

Surely, there has to be a judge somewhere that agrees with my opinion that public atomic wedgies do not violate the 8th Amendment.

Then wear a dress and do it faggot

She looks like a child has made a face out of a balloon, dog hair, black marker and a mouth, cut out of a random celeb magazine.

Unless alien means something incredibly offensive in their language, I highly doubt they care. For all I know, there's aliens at the center of Mars that use faggot as a formal word for friend.

I find her sharp eyebrows threatening.

 

[Meat Target]

He looks like his kids bully him for his credit card.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Well if his ability is tracing toddlers for diaper fur porn, then let him eat diapers.

If El Wheelio can run an extortion racket, gramma can sling rock.

 

[SCSI]

"that shit looks like a diseased corpse. Do not procreate with it."

stop acting like a feral prostitute

I don't think my dick looks like that, then again mine doesn't usually fall off.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That's some ineffective censorship. What's the point of blocking the urethra and some parts of the shaft?

We needed an replacement because @Null colonized our garden with his white privilege.

Does anyone else remember that doujinshi that use to get posted on /b/ about the curse that made girls constipated with impossibly strong shit and the first half was about these girls who ended up killing them selves in various ways trying to dig the shit out and then at the end an armless and legless loli figured out she had to eat the concrete shit out of her sisters ass and then twist into her self to eat her own concrete demon shit?

Good times.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I myself used to keep a similar list when I was his age, except it wasn't for 'problematic' behaviour.

Probably a list of the biggest boobs in ranked order

 

[DerKryptid]

It's time to get back to the REAL Ghostbusters.