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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Power corrupts fags; absolute power corrupts fags absolutely

Funko Pops are absolute zero. The rock bottom of collectibles. The platonic ideal of plastic trash. They have zero artistry and zero aesthetic appeal, and their value is judged on the condition of the box and the sticker it has on it, because you’re not meant to ever take it out of its plastic prison.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

E3 and assorted other incel meetups.

 

[Blackhole]

This is what vegans actually believe.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I worked with a Moviebob type once. He broke the crusts off of his Pop Tarts because they were the only parts without frosting while giving me lifting advice.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

And as someone who eats at least 3 meals a day, plus seconds and plus what people doordash/grubhub him...
Imagine the sheer volumetric quantity of acidic liquid shit the MRSA infected ragman known as Lucas Colby Werner produces...

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Thats what you get you dirty little Lizard slut!
Walking around all naked & waving your tail all sexy like!

Carve a hole into a piece of fruit or something.

 

[SCSI]

I wanna be in coast guard because I like cocaine and desperate Cuban women. Could find my future wife and she would be like “Thank you for saving me. I’ll make you empanadas in bed and rub your taint for hours on end.”

Here's the problem with this. Military has an IQ test to get in

god damn it.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

“Mod Edit: see @BonerMan’s post below for more details.”

 

[Hepativore]

Jonathan Wojcik (lolcow)

scythemantis (9:17:56 PM): "there is some cool art though there is one painting of a PELICAN and its chin is a BOOB!"

 

[TheRetardKing]

I don't like sand.

 

[NoReturn]

Imagine being such a loser that you became a tranny because of Pokemon fucking Crystal.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I might be getting some details wrong because this was a couple years back, but rest assured it was fucking stupid.

 

[Blackhole]

This "Gayniggers from Outer Space" remake is wild as hell.

"Ever wonder why your ass always feels so itchy around white people?"

What too much sissy hypno does to a nigga

You kiss kids and and your dog with that mouth?

Based whitoid, before evil mayo ghouls corrupted things, BIPOC folx lived in harmony with nature, we could speak with animal folx. But then the western 'Enlightenment' demarcated animals and humans and forced us black folx to eat our friends. This hoe knows what's up.

thanks nature very cool of you for killing all my favorite things in just this last year, very cool

 

[Open Window Maniac]

This is no joking matter

the internet terrorists prevented my trans wife from accessing life-affirming SA threads

 

[Lewisite]

whenever I feel like crying I'm like, "I bet the beauty parlour will be nice to me "

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I guess spending time on Reddit really does rot your brain

He's also not posing on twitter wearing a spinny skirt and demanding titty skittles.

That we know of, anyway.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Steve was just going ham on that Israeli MRE.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Because you TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Why would the teacher stop it? They know drunk kids are easier to fondle.

 

[Haramburger]

"Kiwifarms cherry picks failed surgery images."

"So your surgery went well?"

"No."