random_text.txt

[JustSomeDong]

'Russia redeploys Moskova as submarine in strategic move to create "Undefeatable submerged fortress near Crimea" says Putin.'

"The ship did not sink, it was sent on a special underwater operation to denazify Ukrainian fish"

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It's interesting to go back and look at that Shera cartoon she made and realize that the reason nobody had any cleavage in that is because Kate has a mental disorder and an inhuman disdain for her own tits.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There was a cat picture posted earlier in the thread, so maybe it would cheer you up by looking at it.

 

[PhoBingas]

Also when I tried to do it myself on the website OP mentioned, any time I pasted into the second text box, the website crashed. Afterwards, I put both texts in the same text box one after the other, the faces looked super similar. Or maybe I'm super Schizo, who knows. The voices in my head don't, either.

 

[The Crow]

And you want to challenge me to GTA No child It has to be battlefield and KNIFE OLNY. And I will show you so many painful delights.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Thank you, this has been a learning experience and If I find schizos in the future, I'll apply these lessons

 

[Blackhole]

This war is gay as hell and i wouldn't have sex with it.

You can be racist and still not like the practice of children being sacrificed to Moloch.

The reason why not a single nuclear power dares push the button is not for mutually assured destruction, but because Turkey would be the only country left and that cannot be

 

[Creep3r]

Fucking little boys is way more respectable than lizard/goat fucking in my opinion. At least they're fucking the same species.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I’m pretty sure I could find a way to do it with a solid right hook.
I am stronger than a village.

I keep telling myself not to read this awful shit. I can only wish so much death upon others.

Well if I had to live with Joe Biden I'd probably start biting people too. "Halp, hoomans! He keeps touching my butthole and calling me 'Corn Pop Nigger!' I don't even know what that means! Halp! HALP!"

 

[SCSI]

He's definitely a fag. He has a reddit account. I'm not sure if he's a homosexual though.

This video is so cursed I'm actually looking forward to the Japanese girl crawling out of my TV to murder me in 7 days

I go to Walmart to laugh at scantily clad fat people

I pushed my cock and balls to one side and spent a lovely 10 minutes enjoying my 'state of mind' vagina.
Honestly girls, you haven't lived.

You revolting "Real females" with your "Actual vaginas".

You don't have a fucking clue.

Any Lesbians here want to lick my state of mind?

Fucking Terfs.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

In some ways I'm thankful I spent my early 20s almost without friends because I couldn't go out drunk with them and slur "hey you know whuddat be fun, let's get Megaman X tattoos" and wake up with a Sigma symbol on my ass

Because you're supposed to be a big enough coomer to know that "Johnny Sins" there is actually a male porn star who apparently (to my surprise) does straight porn.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

IMHO the real issue is that women are weak, and lazy. They could just start doping or using steroids or something, might make this shit actually watchable.

 

[MediocreMilt]

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This video no longer available due to a
copyright claim by Ethan Ralph

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"What do you mean I can't whip my feminine penis out in front of girls in the bathroom? LITERALLY GENOCIDE!!!!!"

 

[Crescent Fresh]

Found in a disgusting subreddit about “sex positive homes”:

I brought us screen shots.
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“… you technically just compared the Holocaust to incest.”

 

[Pissmaster]

I actually did fight a lot of bullies in school. Almost got thrown out of school for that.
And as an expert bullyman, I can easily say you're that poor bitch kid who got bullied the most and could never live in down later in life.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

gays like man meat, so cannibalism is the natural conclusion....

 

[Meat Target]

Every time I point out gamers are shit some semen-encrusted mouth breather comes out of nowhere and says something that proves me right.

 

[DewsLit]

"Those Kiwi Farms guys are psychopaths." - Jack Murphy

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Transphobia is officially worse than murder and theft.