random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

Are we all getting nuked or not? I don't give a flying fuck about anything else.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Also lmfao at "People tell me I'm a masochist. They're probably right." Real anime villain shit right there, maybe if you show your local middle schooler your super sick katana collection she'll let you plow her puss. Stop being autistic and fuck adults, or eat lead.

 

[Cyclonus]

Why Brexit Britain is turning purple with shame | Stewart Lee

The government’s catalogue of embarrassments found a perfect symbol last week in a 500-tonne mountain of rotting beetroot

www.theguardian.com

Wasn't really sure where to post this, so I settled for here. The first line of this article is completely fucked up and has no relation to the rest of the story.

"Like a bald man masturbating alone into an open pedal bin, Boris Johnson’s Brexit Britain disgusts itself."

 

[moocow]

I always wondered what $41.4 billion in raw sewage would cost

 

[Blackhole]

It really is like he's screaming from his fucking soul, a plaintive wail of inner turmoil and agony which transcends the fucking limits of technology and physics.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Next Black Hobo I see is getting treated to a sammich

 

[Blackhole]

BORN FOR CORN
WORLD IS A FUCK
Harvest Em All 2022
I am gunt man
410,757,864,530 RAGE PIGS

HEY MOM I'M ON RANDOM.TXT!!!

 

[Snusmumriken]

I'll cream myself the day Spamton gets a plushie and Null wakes the fuck up and realises official KF kiwi plushies are where the money's at

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's Russian naval tradition.

 

[Big Nasty]

Notes from Darrick's weedsmelling megadungeon:

Weedlord Coomhitler

Darrick's Brain (contains 40000mg of THC)

Nigga just get a playstation and fifa if you want to just hang out high with people

The fact he never had plan more complex or forward-looking than "I'mma roll this joint and then blaze" surprises no one.

"These banana guys wanna pay you ten gold to fuck you in the ass... seriously, seriously, what does your character do?"

 

[Fìddlesticks]

GIRLBOSS TOO BUSY FOR HIV OR BABIES

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Well, if you can't watch a $3000 tranny hooker shit on your coffee table after tenderizing your colon, what's the point of being alive?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

imagine being as sad and pathetic as a r/dogfree sperg.

I want to go back in time to before I read that.

 

[Law]

On a scale of Methodist to Irishman, how drunk were you when making this thread?

 

[SCSI]

I used to watch the Power Puff Girls all of the time because it aired just before Yu-Gi-Oh on tv. I've yet to cut my dick off despite it.

@zero-who , from chat:

I am going to have sex with you.

Watching stupidity is like staring into the void.

Look at the world you live in. Look at who lives in it. LOOK AT IT.

One step closer to publishing my unlicenced Mickey Mouse slash fiction. Now, when does the Goofy copyright expire?

 

[Ken Barlow]

Why the fuck do you know so much about this particular sex hotel?

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I got your back, fag: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

God sent the after the Flood!

Oh hell naw. Was those bitches fat?

Hello @Null, I will pay you in Nullies if you unban me from the various parts of KiwiFarms I am banned from, thank you.Untitled video (2).mp4

wow

I am actually starting to understand what drives gay women to terf out.

Maybe they're just big faggots.

there are so many troon threads and I love ‘em all keep the Schadenfreude going

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

Guys, as long as we keep them posting in this thread, at least we know that they're not actively diddling kids

 

[Open Window Maniac]

My great-grandmother used to say that you should always speak ill of the dead, because they're in no position to do anything about it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

In twenty years time, in the padded cell, after the massacre.

"What do you remember about your mother?"