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[Positron]

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Not true. I'd eat this shit, probably tastes like strawberries:

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Freedom Convoy? More like the 41% Convoy. The only thing they're liberating is their mortal coil.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

This thread is populated.

 

[Meat Target]

I peed in her butt. That's what sex is, right?

 

[Consoomer]

"The only worse feeling would be when I was constipated and the turd went sideways on me"

 

[drfuzzyballs]

cheese is both tasty and fucked up. thankfully I can make my own breast milk

 

[The Crow]

You look so mad little boy. Now that is just a toy. You would never be able to get your hands on the real deal. And if you did one shot and you would be on your ass from the recoil.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

There’s corgis around and it’s a safeguarding issue.

It's weird enough to rape a lizard. But how do you find 3 other guys who are all like "Yeah I wanted to rape a lizard too"

 

[Cats]

 

[Meat Target]

In case you were wondering no, no it wasn't me. My tiddy are bigger anyway.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

where's that reddit post of the woman freaking out that her bull stole her husband when you need it?

 

[Creep3r]

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Well proportioned Midgets (Under 4'11)

 

[ADHD]

@brooky, you think I'm implying I'm an MK ULTRA cia super soldier trying to tell my story? You need to give your head a shake

 

[Aunt Carol]

More and more I wish to be a surgeon, giving irreversible surgeries to retarded teenage girls.

 

[Meat Target]

Fuck this "B.C" and A.D" bullshit, human history should be parametrised according to before or after Gamergate.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Now, Dan! I'll buy you a whole CASE of Twinkies if you do!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Think very carefully on this. Do you really want to see Kate Leth or Noelle Stevenson's tits?

 

[Ken Barlow]

My kingdom FOR RAINBOWS!!!!