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[Sealbaby]

They are never going to achieve the pee stream of their dreams.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

#kiwilivesmatters

If anyone wants an extra laugh check out their youtube page with their dead air and bad dark souls gameplay.

There's honestly nothing remarkable about Keffals or what he's doing.

@Null, where did you hide the body?

Someone said on lolcow that they'd try and connect KF to the IRA

My dick-knife is at the sharpener's, but as soon as it gets back...well, then I'll start my gofundme for the expenses, but THEN...

My loyalties can not be bought with a digital Trophy Null.

The thing also looks fucking dry. Any guy drunk or closeted enough to stick his dick in there would have to worry about friction burns.

They keep the lube business booming

I have yet to see a fake cock look real. We have 100s of examples.

 

[Rommelbutt]

Telegram vc: "Snails stab each other to exchange cum."

 

[BiggerChungus]

Keyboard Internet Warriors Incorporated For Applying Relentless Mellifluous Sneed

 

[LurkTrawl]

Some new nigger-brown items are still occasionally offered for sale by blithe Chinamen who copy the word from old British dictionaries.

 

[Pee Cola]

An extract from Liz Fong-Jones' diary, as found by @Thumb Butler

"Dilation is interfering with my life less and less...."

 

[Your Best Friend]

BRB, gonna go assfuck a grizzly bear cub infront of its mother as apparently she aint gonna do shit to protect it

 

[AssignedEva]

He was your average pasty white nerdy neet dude that jacked off to a hideous amount of anime feet,

The phrasing made me laugh

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Never said I wasn't a cunt.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

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From the article, this alleged harassment is posting information that the subject of the thread has published online.

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The author has fail to cite who these experts are. As such, the claims are dismissed.

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View attachment 3673003 Unproven.
The author did has not proven intent of posting such information.

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Destiny and viewpoint that transgender people should tell potential sexual partners that they might have unexpected genitals are not conservative.

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False
Lie by omission, fart and FinDom porn that was produced by Keffals was posted here.

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Junk / fast food are not groceries.

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The link has no evidence Kiwi Farms had anything to do with the prank calls.

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[Aunt Carol]

Would have no problem with that guy adopting a human child.

She has the telltale visage of a criddler but she's plastering $500 of product over the top and gets to sleep indoors.

 

[Stormer_1]

I would love to fuck her brains out and give her a few memes she won't forget but I won't cause I have other things to do like work and eat hamburgers

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

who the fuck is alberto gonzaga or whatever

 

[BoJack Horseman]

Hint: If I were willing to break the law to take down KF, it would go down and *stay* down, CF or not, and all of its users doxed, and Null's life destroyed. But I'm not.

Source

 

[Spud]

Because your porn is for you and your penis and nobody else should be involved.

 

[JustSomeDong]

The people who never feel more alive then when they're getting someone fired for saying "nigga" in a 2014 tweet are telling us that there is no place on the internet for a site where people laugh from a distance at the insane things that other people publicly post.

 

[PFM]

I want that 95 year old Italian actress for Italy's Prime Minister.

 

[Coelacanth]

We live, we die, we live again.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

MAKE SURE TO POST LOTS OF ANTI UKRAINIAN CONTENT SO THE FSB WILL ORDER RUSSIAN PROVIDERS NOT TO TOUCH THE DOMAIN

 

[Mr Moonface]

Awww. Look who's quoted on Kiwi Farm's new domain in Russia. It's true by the way. "Lolcows" are not real. They are largely normal people picked at random for simply incomprehensible levels of harassment, terrorism, and even violence by anonymous sociopaths. #dropkiwifarms