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[I'm Retarded?]

 

[Aunt Carol]

[Kiwi Farms], an autistic message board for the confusing segment of society that contains a mix of Trump voters and old lesbians.

 

[Meat Target]

Subject line: CLICK NOW TO FIND YOUNG, CONFUSED TEENS ON DISCORD NEAR YOU!

Ninety-six approximate hours to identify an breach and craft a response to make a user base aware is fucking atrocious, especially for a site not run by one doughy misanthrope living in an Eastern European hellhole.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

for someone who plays videogames for a living, you'd expect her to know what an action game is, and that there's more to being an RPG than melee combat and the ability to wear three different pairs of pants.

Kevin really is that little creep who wants you to sniff his finger then the girl runs home from the park crying then two hours later her brother comes down and punches him then he runs home from the park crying.
The circle of 14 year old life.

Like, the songs go from "I'm going to hit you, and you'll have little cartoon hearts around your head." to literally "I'll piss on your corpse."

I always encourage people who want to be good allies and anti racists, to enroll their children in an urban school, preferably majority black.

It’s a surefire way to ensure that their kids will based as f and hate niggers with a passion.

Turns out people who complain about the jackboot on the neck of the people are really just mad that they’re the not ones wearing it.

>"parents indoctrinate kids"
>troon flag
>Marxist bio
The jokes write themselves.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

When I was a young man and the internet consisted of pterodactyls pecking out Morse-binary on regular phone cable, you used to get your fap material by chatting a lady up, complimenting her and maybe making her laugh.

Both of you walked away with a little ego boost and feeling pleasant about the whole affair.

Now guys are retards because they pay the money and say stupid shit and still see the pussy. And Reddit made you all queers that are afraid of vaginas and want to see random shit up ladies assholes, if not boys pretending to be ladies

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

As a life long Libertarian I don't think it would have what I'm looking for.

 

[Table Country]

Do you wake up in the middle of the night to pee without turning the light on, catch sight of yourself in the mirror, and scream because you've been transformed into a black man?

Irradiate all former FBI agents.

 

[Haffhart]

I love the confetti I feel like i'm at a party where we're allowed to make fun of niggers and trannies.

confetti is a jewish invention

 

[vomitusdeux]

Any White woman that would fuck a nigger is beyond redemption, certainly not wife material, only the most damaged of goods sink that low.

Jesus Christ that’s a lot of shit to rationalize a mommy milker fetish.

Bruh every time you jerk off there are millions of your semen (potential babies) watching you so you better stop, it's too weird.

Going from "I fell weird sticking my dick in a pregnant woman" to "IT'S LITERALLY THE SAME AS FUCKING A KID" is a weird hill to die on but you do you.

In the 80s we feared that machine intelligence would drive humanity to extinction. In the present day, on the cusp of true Artificial Intelligence, we fear that Skynet will not be our destroyer, but our annoying wine-swilling auntie.

I love how having the shit lucked out of your ass is now somehow gender affirming.

Do you think there's a drag queen out there with a spinning rim?

Also can that vampire/wolf tranny please wash his fucking hair, it's so goddamn greasy and stringy and the fangs look silly on you. Retard.

 

[Big Nasty]

 

[Meat Target]

Going to Florida alone qualifies you as mentally disabled.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Poor fuckers have to jack off to Rhinna this year. I'd rather fuck Prince.

I'm going to go rape his mother, I'm doing it for the sake of the children.

OH BOY IS IT TIME TO TALK ABOUT BLACK PENISES IN JAIL?

Just stop fucking dogs, I mean how hard is it? It's not like it's unavoidable, you have to go out of your way to do it.

I wanted to vomit reading the description of him trying to finger his bloody uretha with his shit covered fingers in the hospital. What in the absolute fuck?

 

[Gentlebastard]

#SissyMuslimah is a hashtag I never expected. There is no end to the degeneracy but at least this one is so absurd it goes back around to funny

You kid but you have no idea of the complexity of diaspora muslim community mental gymnastics.

I just imagined magic mtfs stealing hair from their mothers/sisters/girlfriends/wives to turn into them and masturbate

There's a reason we don't accept faggot blood.

Hey guys I was a huge Faggot and came here to tell you what a huge Faggot I am. Totally owned this tranny by being a huge Faggot. LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!

Don't disturb the exhibits. We want to watch these freaks in their natural state.

Don't disturb the exhibits. We want to watch these freaks in their natural state.
What you're doing is going into the zoo and banging on the glass and bragging to the zookepers you did it and expecting to be high fived.
If you're gonna fuck with them don't brag about it here, you're not gonna get any credit for it.

Scribble a fake threat from JK Rowling in a notebook, and tweet a photograph of it from outside a motel. Cloudflare will block Hogwarts within a day.

Hahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha

Also: lmao

They should have hired better workers who have qualifications instead of pedophiles and gender studies graduates. You get what you deserve.

NOT A FETISH

nooooooo, not my heckerino Redditerino! darn those ducking incel transphobe nazi chud manchildrenerino to heck!

How can we blame Donald Trump or Russia for this

How could the hacker known as Kiwifarms do this?

Every person on this site, whether they acknowledge it or not, contains their own conceptualization of the Just A-log Doctrine.

How could JK Rowling and Putin do this?

CLICK NOW TO FIND YOUNG, CONFUSED TEENS ON DISCORD NEAR YOU!

I recognize a handful of those pictures of awful food as meme images.

This has got to be a psyop or troll of some sort of a kind.

This is very anecdotal but the deeply autistic creep in a dandruff-covered trench coat from my high school days also trooned out and spends his days posting shitty food porn on Twitter. You might be onto something.

Truly one of the most off-putting people I have ever seen. There's something seriously wrong with him.

Trannies would never ever put effort into seething about people they don’t know. Please ignore the billions of seethe posts about TERFS, chuds, JK Rowling, Christians, normal women in general, JK Rowling, Kiwi Farms, random people on the street who get confused by them, and JK Rowling.

Remember! We are not an autistic illuminati. We just observe and laugh.

Don't engane troons one on one explicitly with the intent of trolling them. It makes you look like a retard because troons always end up trolling themselves.

Both HFCS and regular corn syrup? What is this nigga thinking?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Just stop fucking dogs, I mean how hard is it? It's not like it's unavoidable, you have to go out of your way to do it.

 

[Table Country]

"Hello I'm being owned by the people on the internet please send me your finest bully hunters"

I'm suddenly imagining someone playing musical chairs with someone's teeth and they're just shuffled randomly around like a deck of cards.

 

[Larry Potterfield]

I can tell from the way you type that you are very fat.

That is quite possibly the most potato looking potato nigger to have ever potated.

Who the hell is Ben Affleck?

Ethan Klein is to Jews what Ethan Ralph is to Whites.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Pimps vs Gypsies would make for a good street fighting video game. What we need is a good racist street fighting game. Let's get every racial stereotype at play. Niggerman vs Deepwater Jew? Cracker Jack vs Wetback Juanita? How is that not a thing? It should be #1 bestseller.

As if TERFs would want a dog's sloppy seconds.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

By the way, if anyone finds or makes more Blobby/Dobson edits, I will love you for that.

Some half retarded Indian now has millions of accounts in the palms of his unwashed hands

Ninety-six approximate hours to identify an breach and craft a response to make a user base aware is fucking atrocious, especially for a site not run by one doughy misanthrope living in an Eastern European hellhole.

I wonder what "drinking in the astral realm with Dionysus" is code for

Perhaps the Mongoloid Finns are realizing the tranny loving Norwegian is not good for business.

Hey, how neat, a weirdo sped I have known gets their own thread.

Also, for funsies, here's his Amazon wishlist

 

[Angry New Ager]

There isn't a word in the english language beyond "nigger" that encompasses just how pathetic it is to take yourself this fucking seriously.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

We're one step closer to "Chinx" being said unironically by the turbo-woke.