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[Haffhart]

NO FUN ALLOWED, NO, NOT EVER, NO FUN NO FUN NO FUN REEEEEEE

 

[The Legend 27]

"I'm sorry Anon, I'm only attracted to guys that shower and have a job."

 

[PhoBingas]

"We can't stop here. This is child support country"

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Wow. A balloon. Meanwhile our corporations could zero in on a toad's dick with their satellites at any time.

Sounds like a name of a paper eating fetish video.

Another day, another arc in the suicide forum thread. I love it.

This is the most damning evidence I've seen that the country is in decline. Once Shrek statues start getting stolen it's obvious the social contract has been torn up and set on fire. Vandalism is one thing but precious art theft breaks my heart. Some exceptional individual must have spent afternoons to craft a piece of that size. I can only hope this Shrek makes it's way back home safety and that whatever criminal stole him in the first place turns himself in to make amends. This is what cultural degradation looks like people!

Heretic! You deny Shrek's Divinity?!

Justified self defensive drunk driving isn't a phrase I thought would actually make sense.

That look like a penis with a penis with an erection. I didn't realize cursive would be so erotic.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Somewhere, someone is furiously masturbating to this.

If only Randy Stair was still alive to see a guntuber producing content specifically for people like him

Also fuck Lujan. Not literally. Like fuck her and I hope she dies of AIDs/and or mass nigger rape.

We live in a society in which playing a video game that is basically Red Dead/skyrim with teenage wizards turns you into a mass killer of trannies.

I hate Redditors so much it's unreal.

Remember, your speech is violence, their violence is speech.

We need a "satanic" rating.

Oh hell ya the retarded non relevant article from 2002 I found proved worthwhile lmao.

This can only lead to a greater harvest.

 

[Spud]

KILL WOJAKS
BEHEAD WOJAKS
ROUNDHOUSE KICK A WOJAK INTO THE CONCRETE
SLAM DUNK A WOJAK POSTER INTO THE TRASH CAN
CRUCIFY FILTHY FEELSFAGS
DEFECATE IN A WOJAK'S FOOD
LAUNCH WOJAKS INTO THE SUN
TOSS WOJAKS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES
FEED WOJAKS TO PIRANHAS
CURB STOMP FAGS POSTING WOJAIK
JUDO THROW WOJAKSS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER
KARATE CHOP WOJAKS IN HALF
URINATE INTO A WOJAK'S ROUTER
STIR FRY WOJAKS IN A WOK
REPORT WOJAKS TO THE IRS

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

As a bomb defusal technician, I would say the N word three times out loud

-- DanGPT

 

[Stormer_1]

Oh god, what has happened to you Thomas? How can you mix up something basic like this? The anatomy of the engine is all wrong, some ugly yellow shading, the whistle is not connected and the size of the wheels is inconsistent. Also, the lamp is the same colour when it is not.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Somewhere, someone is furiously masturbating to this.

We were promised a hundred-strong furry counterprotest. Such a disappointment.

Like The Cancerless Jim Show captures the essence of Mr Metokur, so too could Jack be preserved in aspic, if you will, forever proclaiming food to be gud and juicy

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

It's a Mister Mxyzptlk simulator. You can only banish it back to the 5th dimension if you trick it into saying NIGGER.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Internet bullying is just like homicide and I hope the cyber police get you!

 

[vomitusdeux]

"Queerphobia" is a brilliant word. We need to stop queerphobia, and its intersections with bitchphobia and niggerphobia.

He did cum inside, then pulled out after he finished. Then we heard the BRAAPPP.

So you farted your cum all over the sheets? Man there's nothing worse than slimy yellowish brown butthole cum.

have you considered not getting fucked in the ass 20 times a day? maybe then you won't have a problem with nasty smelly cum farts anymore

 

[Aunt Carol]

You're not a small bean, you're a grown man.

 

[Table Country]

When people asked the trannies to read another book, they said no.

Now the trannies are telling people to play another game and the people are saying no.

Josh himself said on stream sometimes he has problems with erections. That was one of the major things that convinced me he’s actually a good person

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Isnt it illegal in the US for retards to fuck?

You know things are fucked up when the guy that wants to raw-dog Hilary Clinton is scared.

 

[Table Country]

God is good and I am evil. I do not belong in his kingdom

Reddit transphobia

I had a dream that a pitbull attacked me while I took the trash to the curb. Then I got trapped in a freaky attic guarded by vicious goblins.

I didn't bother reading past the subject line as I was too busy trying to retrive my sides over the thought that somewhere, on some forum on the internet, there's a user named "Minor loving Penis Cutter Nazi".

All those hours were lost in time, like meth in carpet

After reading through this thread.

I am full of negative energy and do not wish for a better world.

And finally, I'd like to propose a new slogan for Kiwi Farms:

More reliable than family, less annoying than coworkers.

 

[Blackhole]

oh no, not the nigger-word

I mean I have plenty of self-insert monster of the week smut but that doesn't mean I'm going to go posting it on Kiwifarms.

Becoming a women requires losing the ability to drive and staying in the kitchen but you get to be a sex object. This is an entirely healthy view of women and in no way indicates a deviant fetish.

Maker's Mark, it's what plants crave.

 

[vomitusdeux]

If you have a successful TV show you should be allowed to beat your girlfriend as much as you want, imho

You probably sip some pinot nigore

I like that beating the shit out of your girlfriend and calling Dolly Parton a bimbo on social media have the exact same consequences over at the Cartoon Network.

 

[Ken Barlow]

I just come here to say nigger

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Not to mention I know I'm a fucking idiot, all you're doing is reminding me.

Let's pour one out to the Dewey Decimal classification.

British trans pass for the same reason black trans pass

Basically if you want to do something then don't fuck around on Gab telling people about your plans to blow up the toilet down at the Sizzler. Just chow down on a gas station mcrib and clog the loo one day when nobody expects it.

You're never too old to laugh at a clown

Their previous leaders haven't gone down as well as, specifically, a Taco Bell buffet.

milk truk never arrive

Good to know you can dead name as long as they are a suspected cannibal.

You're basically showing off that the monastery some quack constructed between your legs where a healthy vagina use to be now has something that doesn't work properly.

Look, genius, God gave your sister an asshole for a reason.

I always encourage people who want to be good allies and anti racists, to enroll their children in an urban school, preferably majority black.

It’s a surefire way to ensure that their kids will based as f and hate niggers with a passion.