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[Brutality]

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It's really nice to see that Jonah Hill is still fat.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Help! I'm being gayop'd! Save me, paypiggies!

That sounds like a 1980's action TV show. "Raised by coyotes, weaned on the teat of the white woman, this is one dog who doesn't take HEEL for an answer. Coming this fall to CBS: WHITE DOG *highway ot heaven theme song but with electric guitars*"

If anyone wants to see the drone footage, Google searching for "shemale lesbian teen piss orgy" turns up all the videos.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I trust doctors more than anyone, and being a science experiment sounds like the coolest thing ever, so agree to disagree? Because I refuse to be a woman and would sooner beat every feminist to death with my bare hands than call myself a woman. Not that I'm capable of that, I'm morbidly obese.

 

[Wodanaz]

Like if we were genetically hardwired to want to fuck wooly mammoths.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I just miss the horny pirates.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Do I really have to be the person to ask why you were in a Discord server called Semen on Figures?

 

[vomitusdeux]

HRT is absolutely going to help, even in the short term. And I only recently realized I'm actually rather fat, if I recall correctly, fatter than CWC at his heaviest.

I was trying to get them to nut on a Transformer for years because I thought it would be funny to send people on TF servers but they were too busy cooming on anime shit.

 

[Blasterisk]

sorry black kiwi farms users

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I never fucking threatened to dox anyone, I threatened to kill them. There's a major difference

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I had a general gun playlist going one day and dozed off and woke up to this guty and thought TJ Kirk had taken Valium and turned a new leaf.

Stickers usually don't matter but I went back to see if I had looked at that post.

Yeah, I did. I put a sticker on it, but Karl beat me to reacting on a thread I'm watching. Just make an account, bro!

Kirby and Ribbon kissing.... on the toilet.

I love the neck snapping whiplash of "HUUUR GRRRRRRR MANLY QUEERS SHOOTING FASCISTS AND KILLING THE TRANSPHOBES!" to "Uwu am smol and lonli, why no programmer gf for me?"

Had no daddy and grew up to be a lefty Cum Chalice sipping Satanist cuck.

I don't think he'd survive A&N. His brain would melt when he comments in some article about a troon molesting someone and the dog pile begins in earnest from people who have no idea who he is.

Praise Moloch for him seeing the light (or dark since he is a satanist).

You gotta be absurdly autistic to think that Joe Biden is a racist homophobic chudcel Nazi islamist furry brony diaper shitter otaku

How classic, though. The outside troons starve and dwindle, the indoor troons grow fat on burrito nights and top-shelf children's snacks.

Is this because of the null deepfake tranny porn? Because that is legitimately in the public interest.

Speaking of Disney does anyone remember all those videos that used to be on youtube of nigger families fighting in Disney parks? Before the great youtube purge around 2018-2020 intended to cleanse all content that made black people look bad, there were literally hundreds of them. it was almost a meme lol. Now you can hardly find them anywhere :{

Go to Dave and Busters, nigger.

Surprised they don't have an animatronic rat in a trenchcoat flashing the kids. Or an adult dressed as an animatronic rat flashing the kids.

Something is off about that military tranny besides the tranny part.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It almost makes me wonder if these people get things stuck in their butts so they can have doctors shove more things in their butts.

I dunno, sometimes after downing a bag of Doritos I feel so awful I seriously wonder if I have AIDS. Then I go to the bathroom and realize that no, it wasn't AIDS after all.

Well, since I don't have ADHD I'm going to keep these tabs open.

I'm pretty sure it's just my dogs farts but Lucifer himself is a good runner up.

chinks and micks fear John Henry's steampunk BBC

The scary thing is all it takes is a rumor of someone having succeeded in putting something absurd up their ass, and they all have to give it a try. Does anybody remember the 1980's rumor of "Richard Gere stuck a Gerbil up his ass!" aka the origin of Lemiwinks. Well history will tell us that Gere did no such thing. And nobody SUCCESFULLY put a Gerbil up their ass. Because it is all but physically impossible to cram a live Gerbil up an asshole. But that didn't stop them from trying... and trying. and trying some more. Have you ever seen what a justifiably pissed off Rodent will do to convenient dangling scrotum when he finds himself being stuffed up a gay mans ass? I have! More than once! It will haunt me forever. The only thing that brings me comfort is that was back when Rabies shots were long and painful. Because boy did those bastards deserve it.

To be clear, I am not planning to glue my ballsack back together, I am just curious about the possibility.

I hope they mail one of his ears to the cops.

Our laughter is iconoclastic to the gods of Clown World; it is our greatest weapon. It's intoxicating to think that very powerful people feel legitimately threatened by a gaggle of shitposting jackasses.

I'm disgusted, yet still impressed. This is powerful lunacy.

Shitposters sans frontieries.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

She probably has no labia. No pelvis, no pelvic floor, no pelvic ceiling, probably no intestines either. She looks like a sea cucumber on the inside.

Should I ever have to make a new account for whatever reason I'll name it "BBC & gay anal sex".

When I was eight I wanted to be a dinosaur. I would have 100% signed up for dinosaur hormones and surgery.

Hell, I will do it RIGHT NOW.

how dare this fat fuck die now, mere months after I finally managed to write a new OP for this thread?

You appear to only be familiar with one species of old person feces.

The spic-nig cycle continues. God truly gives his biggest meals to his hungriest soldiers

I trust doctors more than anyone, and being a science experiment sounds like the coolest thing ever, so agree to disagree? Because I refuse to be a woman and would sooner beat every feminist to death with my bare hands than call myself a woman. Not that I'm capable of that, I'm morbidly obese.

bad time to be a minority child on omegle

I mean I ain't gay but 12kgs of cheese is 12kgs of cheese man.

“SQAAAWK! Castrate me and give me hormones SQUAAAWK!” said no parrot ever.

People have been fucking horses since there's been people and horses.

Who gives a literal fuck what we call a eunuch on the Internet...

 

[Gentlebastard]

Pretty sure they won't survive the encounter. Which, you know, is fine.

Doesn't seem fair to associate dangerous predators with poor innocent sharks like that.

Is that fat-shaming I hear? Heavens.

The outside troons starve and dwindle, the indoor troons grow fat on burrito nights and top-shelf children's snacks.

But no amount of butt surgery and injections in her face can change the fact she has fucked dogs on film and eaten shit on film.

Delete this post immediately. We can't have the furry troons learning that human fetuses start off with tails.

Look, if I cut off everyone who had silly mainstream media supported views, I'd pretty much only have Kiwis for company. Then we'd get drunk, decide it'd be a laugh to go off the grid and farm actual kiwis on some marginal land, and suddenly we're schizoposting about being gangstalked by Keffals.

I was out in the sticks cutting some faggot's brake lines. Was boring as hell but the orders came directly from Josh so I gritted my teeth and got it done.

"Thou shall not suffer a witch (autistic woman with strange interests and interesting hobbies) to live" being the motto of tumblr and all that.

I hate to have to be the one to break this to you but your friend may be a fucking retard.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

If your bunghole is capable of handling those huge turds, it can take a huge cock too without any permanent damage.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

People are really unironically sucking glownigger dick in 2023?

 

[Cloacan]

Since we're talking about orgasms, female pleasure comes from the clitoris.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

To be clear, I am not planning to glue my ballsack back together. I am just curious about the possibility.

 

[Meat Target]

And then these same corporate golems wonder why Bring your modern sporting rifle to work-day is becoming more frequently observed.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

" I have a very sizable penis, actually." - Ethan Oliver Ralph 2/6/2023