random_text.txt

[Haffhart]

I do not play video games because they operate on a world view contrary to the Bible and that they are incompatible with and harmful to my relationship with Jesus Christ.

 

[Meat Target]

Sloppy, squelching lyrics organically sung with the flair of a dead drunk schmoozing a barfly at last call

I demand an entire jury of based furry fascists to judge any future crimes I may commit.

God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns

"You can't throw a baby at us and expect us to treat you with kid gloves,"

 

[The Un-Clit]

@TamarYaelBatYah sez:

My life is blessed. I'm a spiritual billionaire.

My fucking sides.

 

[Meat Target]

It's like 'Where's Wally/Waldo', but instead of finding Wally you have to find the one person who doesn't molest children.

 

[Aunt Carol]

That only means he's got a smurf dick. Not intersex, not chromosome related, and completely normal for a smurf.

 

[Cats]

 

[Suikafag]

Byuu, you undead faggot. Stop messing up the farms, I am trying to look at cute frogs.

 

[Hitman One]

If you asked me, without any knowledge of who Kevin is, to tell you what I thought of the owner of that smile based solely on the smile itself, I'd have told you they were a pedophile. Absolute pedosmile. 10/10 hide your children and buy a gun.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

0/10, fuck you emma, your tits were flat as fuck and you had the ass of a deflated bike tire. You didn't really ruin my life, but I was trying to play System Shock 2 after I downloaded it from fucking LIMEWIRE of all things and you were hitting the buzzer on yahoo messenger, trying to get me to listen to some German industrial song that sounded like a squirrel getting raped with a ziptie.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Shilling on the kiwifarms is kind of like breaking into someone else's house and shitting in their toilet--the occupants will look strangely at the event, try to remember it was actually one of them who shit in the toilet, then shrug, flush, and move on with their day.

Worse yet, if you happen to get caught on the toilet at the KF house they might track you back to your own house and find the diaper fur & pony cumflation porn in your basement

 

[Blackhole]

I GOT BETRAYED-KISSED AGAIN BY JOSH MOON should be a random.txt.

If they dont include the peepeepoopoo tape im not interested

I'm not religious, or any kind of tree hugging hippy, but growing fake meat is a crime against God and Nature. It's Unnatural, Unholy, and I won't be touching that shit with a ten foot barge pole

The gunt nigger glows in the dark. You can see them when you're driving. You run them over, that's what you do.

Brappin biden, the one man to fart so loud he makes the news. Head sniffin' Hairy leg haver beta-sigma male energy on display.

I GOT BETRAYED-KISSED AGAIN BY JOSH MOON

 

[Meat Target]

Nice try, Big Jewpharma. Next they'll tell you not to put crosses on your kids' bedroom doors. They're vampires, they're fucking vampires

Just open a can of tear gas in your bathroom and breathe it in, that clears up all of your sinuses 100%.

 

[stuffandthings]

Stephanie Cianfrigila said: "I said I'm autistic and I hate fireworks, then she laughed at me and misgendered me."

 

[Jack Awful]

yes it is true that i am gay. i did take pictures of myself like that, I am ashamed and this will be a blight on me forever

 

[Law]

On the one hand, Funko Pops should be criminalized. On the other hand, this would justify their existence.

 

[Meat Target]

Oh boy, baldy hasn't even gotten the tentacles out.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Round 2: The tentacles are coming out.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You're supposed to run over glowies, not shoot them.

"Did you draw your pistol intending to use it?"

my inner gun sperg wants to fucking kill this guy for using the wrong terminology.

"I should have put more bullets in him"

Did he see the memes? I hope he saw the memes.

Here we go, I came here to see an ass fucking, I want my ass fucking.

This is a good ass fuckin.

"mr. grosswigger are you a redditor"

Lex Luther please stop, the 13th amendment makes it illegal to own niggas like this

"YOU CAN GO HOME YOU FUCKING STOOGE!!"

rape rape

rape rape

RAPE RAPE ON THE VERY FIRST DATE

 

[Meat Target]

Remember the Dedicated Hamas KFC Tunnel(TM)

 

[NyQuilninja]

How do the copious amounts of rape and murder play into this? Inquiring minds want to know about the rape and murder.

Obesity doesnt share anything. Least of all its Extra Large Loaded Nachos.

He has the haircut equivalent of a Hitler stache

My vagina dried up, turned to dust, and blew off in the breeze looking at this fucking abomination.

It never occurred to me that these Nazi incels would know so much about Nigeria. I’m not sure why they do, but I’m impressed, Nazi incels, this is super interesting.

Everyone hates the establishment when it's their necks being trampled on. The true test is where you step when it's your foot wearing the boot.

Trump hating, dead baby obsessing faggots all need to experience a massive, collective swirlie down a high school toilet.

That tweet raped me and made me keep its baby to term

The people who write these articles are probably those same atrocious people who microwave fish at work.

I'm drawn to these BPD chicks like white on rice. I can't help myself. I'm a masochist. I hate my dick.

Is it just me, or does that hippo look a little Downy?