random_text.txt

[Aunt Carol]

I have not changed my mind and still believe it's not appropriate for a puma to live in an apartment.

 

[Meat Target]

>killing an industry to own a fat man in a wig

This nigga cries during Disney movies.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I hear if you say "Kiwi Farms" three times into a mirror in a darkened room Null appears and drags you to Chrischan's prison cell.

 

[Tard Police]

cope harder journoscum
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[Cryogonal]

I mean, yeah, she dresses like a fucking eskimo and has Monster Energy hair and all, but I dont recall her saying anything woke, and she isnt really ugly. Shes also not black.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I have a custom amiibo of a pikachu in a soup bowl, it's one of the more worthwhile purchases of my life.

You can have the rooms and activities for younglings over here and you can have the Twi'lek strip club and fuckroom over there.

Easy.

"Transgender sensitivity"
Why should they have sensitivity towards meat that willingly puts itself on the chopping block?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Dont forget she has hairy asshole magic protections to call apon

 

[PhoBingas]

How much nigger DNA does it take to take away ones ability to plan for the future?

 

[Penis Drager]

More autism from the PM's:

if you think about it abortion doctors are the ultimate spawn campers

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Kevin lost his Christmas shirt.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Kevin wishes he were a faggot. Faggots are winners compared to him. Anybody is a winner compared to him though.

I'm keeping my body shaved, my muscles toned and my anus moisturized so that I can be a warlord's femboy catamite

Consent? In the irradiated wastelands of the future there will be only survival. I am ready, mentally and physically.

This nigga needs a cold beer, a comfy chair and a blowjob.
Or a rope, a sturdy rafter, and an apple crate.
Jesus dude, calm down.

Send a vial of these with a note to your favorite retard saying "I'm sorry your mom couldn't have these mail ordered (however many years old the person is) ago, give this to her as a late apology."

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Coffee should be like cock: nowhere near my mouth or anus.

 

[nekrataal]

You date black guys? My sweet baby girl, I don't want you dating any black guys, you understand me?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Dude he makes zoomer panties wet, all 20 genders of 'em.

 

[Meat Target]

Does Kickstarter allow personal antidemonic protection devices?
I have an idea for an IED set off by the soychip.

Good luck pretending you didn't hear me and changing the subject when I'm 3 beers in and yelling across the kid's table about the smokestacks at Birkenau

 

[PhoBingas]

"I want to keep my mind on my driving, but I can't stop thinking about how loose that pussy was."

 

[Screed]

If this is pasta: kill yourself
If this isn't pasta: kill yourself

 

[Hitman One]

Fucking faggot, if my kids are born retarded Ill be a good father and beat them to death before they can grow up to sob about an emoji online like your dad should have you stupid NIGGER.

 

[Aunt Carol]

cats are lil fatties with their tummies. Even the most profoundly retarded individual knows this