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[Spez]

I thought your comment was funny.

based

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

boomers were handed an era of peace and prosperity and decided to let two hundred million immigrants in as slave labor and then legalized gay marriage and put 30 israeli dual nationals in congress. fuck you and fuck your grandparents.

 

[SexMartyr]

my generation will abolish copyright laws only because the zoomers need their titty streamers and youtube memes

 

[Aunt Carol]

Throughout the entire known history of mankind I can't think of anything more fucked up than what we are seeing here. And here we are, alive right now to see it. This might actually be peak degeneracy for the human race and we have front row seats.

 

[Meat Target]

And the same thing, his avatar remains entirely the same. It's a dude pointing at his own head. What does this mean? It means what it's always meant. "Look at me, I'm a fat faggot, look at me pointing at my own head, which is full of shit, because I'm a retard! But I think this makes me look smart, because I'm stupid! Look at me pointing at a giant faggot!"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I find your answer to be utterly disgusting. I also am in agreement somewhat with it.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

It's cube-ish.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Becoming a clichéd camwhore prop is the fate of everything I love (except my penis).

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

It's like reading the collected writings of Marx translated by someone whose diet consists of paste and paint chips.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Oh, so going grocery shopping is too “visually stimulating” yet you make tranny hooker porn? Okay…

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I've known on a subconscious level that I hated the UK for a while now. Thanks to this thread all my hate has been validated. Thanks OP.

 

[SexMartyr]

emspex is STILL calling me 'peanut' via text message. Not cool.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Thanks Gator, very cool!

Dude that is a pathetic amount of coom. Take zinc and work out.

that shit is so clear what the fuck, are you on HRT?

Go see a doctor, producing such a small amount of semen when you ejaculate is not normal. Also congrats on joining @shawnphase in the "broke ass niggas who jerk off to Alice" fan club.

Stay hydrated, eat healthy, and don't coom so often. Those are really weak loads and you should be ashamed.

Gotta edge a bunch before doing a photoshoot.

Too much cooming.

You should look into ZMA supplements, my man

The Farms giving coommaxing advice

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Well I have had time to reflect and write master theses. I will post something for you soon. I took an informative video of a symptom which I'll post. You'll have to ignore that I'm naked.

Oh God wait this is the arsonist guy LOL

yes

he's based

 

[Return of the Freaker]

This isn’t bait. THIS IS WHAT I REALLY BELIEVE

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Do you like getting fucked in ass by a middle aged man in a shitty hotel room with no lube?

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

suddenly it's not as urgent anymore when their annual buttfucking con gets cancelled.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Nah I don’t really believe anything

 

[stuffandthings]

And, I will at least admit you are in fact a dick. Which is nothing for you to be proud of.

 

[Just A Butt]

Elvis didn't do anything wrong