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“I want to fill you with a gallon of cum and then take you to the airport.”
- Mumkey Jones
Alternatively:
“It all started on Kiwifarms. That alone concerns me and I’m honestly surprised it doesn’t concern anyone else.”
- Some random fag on Twitter
 
"After a week I was sent home and I did a shit out my vagina"

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I dunno why, but there's just something about pentagonal faces, large eyes, and moe moe kawaii desu that makes people turn the "rationality" part of their brain off.

They're called brolitas.

How do you get away from her? Everywhere I look, there's more of her. And she's wearing the curtains from my old student dorm.

I'm starting to think I am in the wrong grift, working a job and investing my extra money. I need to figure out how to monetize retards with trust funds instead.

It's weird enough to rape a lizard. But how do you find 3 other guys who are all like "Yeah I wanted to rape a lizard too"

That's what you get for dating a digga

i mean, an excavation-american
 
American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers
 
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