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[John Andrews Stan]

Apparently someone got sucked off by Sarge

@Jeep1971

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I always have thought of him as a sexual. Low T

Nick is so Low T he spells "Train" "train".

 

[SevenEightNine]

We can also post attraction signs all around the internet to help him find a sneedpilled white successful coder woman so KiwiFarms can flourish doubletime

Seemed pretty giddy about it back then. But this time, boobs of affection. Boobs of love. Boobs of sympathy.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You know you're getting old when your back hurts in the morning and your clitoris has started brushing against your knees

more like Clitorisnt.

There is probably some faggot app that you can take a picture of a funko and it tells you what one it is.

 

[stupid orc]

the heteronormative idea that the world has to make sense

 

[Buttz McSmellington]

"Ive been robbed shot at raped tortured jailed over 3 years in syc on & off & 6 heart attacks & my teeth are falling out 150 robberies in 20- 30 years , living on pension - borderline poverty. Etc."
Context:

 

[Open Window Maniac]

They'll never see the inside of a courtroom. The best you can hope for is a poorly lit beheading video.

 

[Brain Power]

look amazon, I said I wanted to look at Goosebumps pins...and JUST goosebumps pins! Not pride pins, not blm pins, not they/them she/her he/him pronoun pins. No I don't care they're just "sponsored ads." I want a pin of a dead girl's skull poking out of lake water not the lesbian pride flag.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

k8 is great and probably shouldnt be on meds

shes actually been harassed by illuminatis and fucked with via brain computers

its hard to get her to side with me because she's been technologically poor along with me for our whole lives

 

[Aunt Carol]

Out of all of life's philosophical questions,"who was that naked guy?" would rank low on priorities.

 

[Foxxo]

 

[Mr. Manchester]

If I was mad, there would have been slurs involved.

 

[Haint]

I may deadname trannies, yell nigger, apologize for lolicon, advocate for genocide of the jews, but I have standards!

 

[Table Country]

like if Africa was just a huge homogeneous country with no cultural differences, just a wasteland of poverty, starving children and cannibal tribes

Well I mean...

 

[Snusmumriken]

t. unattractive sex non-haver

 

[Table Country]

"The staff in 1 Hickory...literally had me pinned and recreated the pin-me-down event from fourth grade (minus the choke hold)"
I see kick-the-autistic is the facility's main sport there as well.

Paying taxes is like being legally buckbroken. You wouldn't let that happen now would you?

On the contrary, it can be very based, such as when I fund the military to blow up libyan civilians or when I fund the CIA to blow up libyan civilians

 

[Skitarii]

Running from tax men is good cardio.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

wtf was he touched by the Superfriends when he was a kid

 

[I am vomit]

What in the actual fuck of fuck. An actual inflation pedo that wants to bang babies. Humanity is a lost cause. God needs to just smack an asteroid into this planet and wipe us all the fuck out and start again. My suggestion is evolve bumble bees this time, those guys are chill and have a good work ethic.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Too late, my stink ditch has already prolapsed.