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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Someone sent me a shock video back in like 2014 (okay not really a shock video but like a tumblr post or porn site or something I can't remember which.) of a FTM with two of the surgeries done, it had the clit one and the flesh tube one both and was jerking them both off and I'm still so confused as to why anyone would do that to themselves but I guess an actual two for one with your genitals is a thing.

Look, if you're going to grab that girl by the hair, thrust your cock in her mouth and tell her to suck it like a whore then clearly she needs to be picking the sutures out of her teeth for that real man penis experience.

It’s lesbo city on here nowadays I swear

You can tell they're genuine PC gaming enthusiasts by all the PC building tools they have in the background

 

[SevenEightNine]

From @Shark Senpai in chat:

Thank god we had Flamenco turn out to be a pedo. It was the best way to get Ralph to fight Ghost

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

From based homophobe @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg for Pride month:

I'm not homophobic. Lots of my friends are gay. None of my gay friends engage in unprotected anal sex with multiple partners or consort with TERFs, Nazis and religious nationalists. Barebackers I know are all monogamous.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Also, if a propitiant really felt the need to offer up her menses to a rain god, wouldn't Chalchiuhtlitcue be a better choice since she also covers childbirth? Sort of a "Sorry I'm not pregnant, you can have this back" sort of gesture?

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I'm not homophobic. Lots of my friends are gay. None of my gay friends engage in unprotected anal sex with multiple partners or consort with TERFs, Nazis and religious nationalists. Barebackers I know are all monogamous.

Nigga, *you* gay. You try to suck whole mess of dick. At least remember what your own sexuality is, you demented retard.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

Okay, next time we have a story about a cute animal friendship could we all just try to refrain from posting the liveleak chimp face eating videos.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

It's their best chance at revenge for the CIA ousting Gaddafi and turning the place into a Mad Max film.

And now for something completely different.

Why can't they just jerk off the Brazilian fart porn like the rest of us?

 

[Meat Target]

Allah's aim must be off today, he's missed california by miles

 

[I am vomit]

o fuk im a scat cuck wow now my whole life makes sense thanks!

Your submission to my black trans vegan furry dick will be so sweet.....

 

[scathefire]

Newsflash: if you're experiencing lust toward cartoon characters of any kind, regardless of their imaginary age or their imaginary physiognomy, you're going to Hell.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Or you could stop being bigoted against vampires?

I wonder if it was like a flesh colostomy bag, connected to them but outside the body, carried on a trolley or something. No idea how a baby would gestate in it though. Or why anyone would do that to a foetus that, presumably, is intended to grow to term and live with the consequences of the experiments.

 

[Aunt Carol]

For fuck sakes I'd like to shake or strangle this woman. No amount of tits can fix this.

 

[Law]

The most interesting thing about this is that Kevin understands the concept of work gloves.

 

[I fucking love Cocaine]

If you manage to molest an elephant, you deserve a Nobel bestiality prize.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Fucking ninja ass kirby

 

[Table Country]

Every one of those musicians stole their sound from the black man. Especially Ja Rule.

 

[Pee Cola]

I'm not homophobic. Lots of my friends are gay. None of my gay friends engage in unprotected anal sex with multiple partners or consort with TERFs, Nazis and religious nationalists. Barebackers I know are all monogamous.

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[Bixby Snyder]

I used an analogy earlier but Clint really is Sisyphus. 30 years of rolling a boulder up a mountain and as soon as he turns his head it up and rolls itself right back down and shoots a load into the carpet

 

[Altera]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/narcissa-wright-cosmo-wright.24309/post-12162030

Narcissa Wright - "I guess becoming a girl was the worst financial decision I ever made"

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The psychiatric unit, it should be noted, hadn’t actually offered him the safest environment; one night he’d woken up with his roommate’s penis in his mouth.