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[Aunt Carol]

God, can you IMAGINE peeling that shit off of your inflamed, throbbing nipples after they've spent all day being irritated by the adhesive?

 

[I am vomit]

"listen these people dressed up as leather dogs and pissing in each other's mouths is one thing, but this guy is an annoying faggot".

those aren't just cum stains.

Sad, i'd still tap the muscle girl despite the tube tying.

They really brought the muscle girl back to be an reoccuring character just to sterilize her.

They don’t want Niggers to reproduce

 

[Meat Target]

"If you only read the article titled "you are a faggot" instead of raging about it you'd see that the author actually meant that the reader enjoys being pounded in the ass, completely different ".

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I feel like a midwife.

that was incredibly panful to type with caps lock stuck on and only 1 shift key.

My dick has grown an elbow.

Time to inform reddit.

Prolly smells like a durian wrapped in Chantal Sarault's used Pennington panties.

If the dead can look upon us from some higher plane of existence Imagine being one of the 3000 dead people from 9/11 who years after their death have to see it being used in everything from memes to shit posts again and again for all eternity.

i’m here to deliver some islamic content.

Fuck that noise, man. I was just looking for friends with which to chat about video games, and I found myself smack dab in the middle of a dick measuring contest.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

if you kill soemoen, they stay dead forever.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I’m hoping for the death sentence.

Optimistic but I can still hope

 

[Open Window Maniac]

the virgin non-binary paedophile vs. THE CHAD GLOWNIGGER

 

[Meat Target]

It's not transgender porn! It's called cricket, and it's a beautiful sport!

It's like Michael Jackson and Waco rolled into one. All we need to top it off is a slow speed chase in a white Bronco.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"OMG the nostalgia I'll finally get to play Super Mario Brothers again like I did with my dad and brother, who are both fuckin' dead and gay now and I miss them dearly and only you Nintendo can make me happy xoxoxo"

 

[Open Window Maniac]

18 locked up kids in the cellars of Ram Tranch

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

Some clinicians now recommend playing along with dementia patients to ease the trauma on everyone involved- "yes that's right, your husband is away in Korea, let's check the mail and see if he's sent a letter." But if someone wakes up to find their privates have been sawed off entirely I can't think of any way to do even that.



People who have generally been lucky and well are absolute shit at comprehending statistics in a medical context.

1 in ten is a common complication- be worried. Something that happens to 1 in 100- you have almost certainly met someone in your life who has this problem. Yet 10% sounds like nbd to people who haven't come head on with human frailty and mortality. I don't know why. I see it all the time though.

And yet they will obsess dramatically over things with odds of less than 1 in ten thousand if it's emotionally resonant.

But if someone wakes up to find their privates have been sawed off entirely I can't think of any way to do even that.

 

[Cup Noodle]

@Return of the Freaker I am humbled to once again be nominated by someone I don't even know to have my comment added to the illustrious random.txt. Hopefully one day Dear Leader will recognize my prowess as a internet sperg and random.txt will be replaced with noodle.txt.

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

Aw. Kids are adorable already. I hope it doesn't step on its own ears too much.

 

[AMHOLIO]

How about you all suck eachother’s dicks and close this thread?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Holy Shit what a time to be alive

 

[Meat Target]

@CatParty said

What Jane Goodall is to chimpanzees, I am to white people.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

There are a lot of retards on this site, but I don't think even the most idiotic of them are stupid enough to do this.

Pussies come in all shapes and sizes but never like this, nigga.

That is not a penis.

That is a Yukon gold potato.

 

[SCSI]

I hope a sasquatch takes you as a love slave

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Nah, we just need unironically beat politicians, media personalities, and black women with HDMI cables until they shut the fuck up.

This is 9/11 for obese feminists

Whelp. RIP whores.

If your state government is gonna go door to door with turkey basters full of cum it better be filled with the cum of gigachad

I think I'm going to take a sex holiday to all the states where abortion is outlawed and knock up some broke bitches just so they gotta deal with a baby now.

It's Clarence Thomas' world; bugmen are just living in it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

How are you gonna change your gender if you can't even muster the energy to clean your room?