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[Epic Fail Man]

gay autistic retard joins site filled with gay autistic retards made by a gay autistic retard

 

[SCSI]

I could have rigged a flawless CooterHoover (Coover?) for like $40.

Dawg, if you jacking off to audio on Reddit you need to step back and evaluate what led you to this point.

You'd think a state with so many autists would be able to build a rail line.

This thread title/subtitle combo by @Zero Day Defense :

The Social Dynamics of Prostitutes - Hoe science

 

[Table Country]

lol you support negroe rights but only as long as the negroes vote democrap because your a seething subhumanlet too terrified of science to understand negroid phrenology i bet you believe in evolution too you brainwashed commie

 

[Stormer_1]

Well fuck you too, Angry Birds Movie was kino.

 

[SCSI]

I FUCKING HATE KITSUNE. DISGUSTING FAKER, MISERABLE IMITATION OF OUR SUPERIOR NEKO RACE. THEIR NON-FUNCTIONING TAILS INDICATE OBVIOUS MUTATION, AND THEIR DEFORMED FOX EARS, COMPARE TO OUR SUPERIOR CAT ONES, IS THE EQUIVALENT OF COMPARING REAL VAGINA TO TRANNY NEO-VAGINA . I FUCKING HATE THEM, ALL OF THEM, ALONG WITH EVERY SINGLE INSOLENT FUCKERS WHO DARE TO CLAIM KITSUNE BEING BETTER THAN WE NEKO!!!!

DEATH TO KITSUNE

DEATH TO INFIDEL

DEATH TO XENO SCUM

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I think there's something in the fact what used to be someone recording themselves flicking the bean so you can jack off has now become a scripted affair where you know nobody is jacking off.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I don't even know where the flying fuck is this fever acid trip is going anymore.

You know, in one way this is a total vindication of that popular Tesla quote, "You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension." On the other hand, this wasn't really what I was expecting. I guess that's what the "beyond your comprehension" part meant. I was hoping for something more like The Prestige.

Screw that. I want them to keep cucking the Yuri fans, because, honestly, fuck them.

If I ever go to China, I'm taking the stairs.

 

[DuckSucker]

I BOUGHT SUPERSPECIAL ORGANIC FARMED LITCHI.

For some reason this is cracking me up. The all caps internet yelling, politely capped off with a period. The superspecial litchi. All of it just fantastic.

 

[Law]

This thread is motherfucking sad and depressing. I'm gonna go pet my cat and try to forget about it now.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Also, if that tree could talk, I doubt she'd confirm their friendship. "Ugh that sped who keeps dripping wax on my roots and left a bottle of piss on me? I don't know her."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Sperging out is when you do something to get tazed in the dick, this is a level above that. A chimp out if you will.

I often find that yelling at distressed people makes them see the error of their ways and wins then over to the cause.

Followed by the legendary "Dox your penis!" thread, with at least one halal coming from it.

Gentlemen, contact me if you've been having problems: I have several coupons for superglue products that will keep your peenor from roaming around.

We tried to get to the bottom of it but all we found was cum

Someone needs to build the I Tower next.

P O Z L O A D S
N E G H O L E S

 

[Skitarii]

No one is going to pay you money to sodomize their kid and spew Jordan Peterson word salad.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

i don't know shit about his politics or personal life, but you have to admit the line "I was brutally molested by a man with down syndrome" is pretty funny.

 

[Haffhart]

Have you tried leaving Sweden?

 

[LurkTrawl]

 

[Autistic Joe]

Ban social media and women will become 50% less retarded over night.

 

[Skitarii]

Lol ok PedoRightsActivist

 

[Aunt Carol]

I've been a man my whole life and have never been either mentally ill or female, so I'm pretty sure that being a man has nothing to do with being a mentally ill female who's online 24/7.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"Where does anti-semitism come from?"

>I join the thread to give a sample of my craft-brewed, artisanal anti-semitism
>I read the thread
>It has been invaded by a Jew who is screeching that we should legalize child porn

Nevermind, guess my work is done here.

 

[Table Country]

Beardson looks like fucking Torgo from "Manos: Hands of Fate":
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"You have.....a very...pretty dumper! The master will be pleased!"

At first I thought you were upset over mild racism online, but you're clearly not mad because you posted "Hahahahaaahaha".

They put falafel in my shawarma instead of meat. Gradually, I began to hate them.