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[Open Window Maniac]

This is exactly what the Founding Fathers wanted when they told King George III that "you are not a person" and blocked him for targeted harassment.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Black families with both parents in the household seem to be even weirder and just as dysfunctional as single parent families.

— @Caesare

 

[GenderCop]

The gay guy it totally coombrain. His Twitter account is nothing but him portraying himself a dom daddy top. I knew in college, he was a total whore and porn addict. Along with being a Tumblr user.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Oh no, he's not following 1/2+7

Society's rules? Nonsense. Biology's rules? Bullshit. My meta's no cock rule? Bigotry. A Victorian-era rule on newlyweds' age I don't understand but want to weaponize? VERY IMPORTANT AND NECESSARY

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

She's doing nasty shit to grandmas corpse ain't she?

 

[Meat Target]

Your facial feminization surgery looks like one side of your face caught fire and the other tried to stamp in out.

 

[Autistic Joe]

"I'm currently peeing through my fistula because I don't like the catheter" is just so fucking grim and hilarious. Only SRS could bring us these marvels.

 

[Meat Target]

every day florida seemingly becomes more based, yet no less insane

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I hate to say it, but admitting to having hundreds of steam games in the consoomer thread is exactly the same as mentioning that you weigh 300 lbs in a deathfat thread.

rabid fentanyl furposting

Meanwhile some podcast with 8 listeners doesn't invite him on and he throws a meth tantrum and tips over his wheelchair.

Live by the pronoun, die by the pronoun.

 

[make_it_so]

The more I like anime, the more I think weebs should be buried alive in wet concrete.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

 

[Disc]

It;s just unfortunate that upon decapitating the king, the French nobility found themselves in the unenviable position of having to construct new leadership composed entirely of other French people.

Not true. Is it cringe? Yes. But white women don't have the wisdom to actually enjoy Minions. They just like their "memes"

She looks like a troon. Not claiming she IS a troon, just insulting her appearance.

 

[Skitarii]

Ron Paul Revolution

 

[Meat Target]

nothing gets me hard like Katy Perry and watching a bitch I met last week pop pills to suppress her oozing cunt sores

But I already harassed 15 kids with leukemia to death today and then kicked a puppy before pouring a barrel of oil on some baby seals. I think I'm in too deep by now.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I love how paranoid about the coof they are but you know damn well these fags have the raunchiest nasty unprotected sex with as many people as they can. Wonder if that retard one is gonna be there to cum all over a pizza again.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

What do you get when your kid is a tard?
Whining and crying and making life hard
Leave them alone on the internet friend
It won't be long 'til they meet their end

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

She/Her/Hole

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I don't think random_text is coming back...

 

[Table Country]

I don't think random_text is coming back...

We'll keep on posting regardless because we literally have nothing better to do.
Speaking of which;

Once we got kicked off a host because somebody posted a picture of his own penis and then immediately emailed our host and said he was a minor and we were hosting pictures of his little baby penis.

 

[Blackhole]

"As much as I'm going to regret saying this, a horse penis eased up the butt won't kill you. A horse penis shoved up the butt with the force of a fucking stallion will tear your intestines like tissue."

The human body is frighteningly robust, and is abnormally effective at healing and recovering anything that fails to kill us. We're like cockroaches, but worse.

it's one of those horrifying internet things you get mesmerized by as it simultaneously breaks your brain and ruins certain normal things for you because suddenly you can't eat a bagel without thinking about some dude's distended balloon knot getting railed by seven dog dongs simultaneously.

They often decorate their homes with the rainbow collection of live-cast animal dildos.

You guys, I'm high as fuck and this shit is fascinating.

WHAT DOES A MEDICAL EXAMINER DO WITH A FURSUITER, MENTALLY. ARE THE DILDOS PART OF A CRIME SCENE OR ACCIDENT INVESTIGATION. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE BAD DRAGON DOG DONGS BEEN SHOWED TO A JURY???

I feel like we're in on some forbidden knowledge, and when these pasty underbelly furry things are exposed to sunlight, it's the best kind of schadenfreude watching normies try to wrap their brains around it

...I'm literally speechless.