random_text.txt

[Aunt Carol]

Wales is a lot like Northern Ireland, but replace bigotry and rage with apathy and peevishness.

 

[NoReturn]

-t. a fat retard, aka me last night

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Oh, so when these guys want to do a lynching it's perfectly fine and in defense of birthing bodies, but when *I* do it it's racist and I'm "really bringing down the mood" at the 4th of July barbecue

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I wanted to be a garbage truck. Still kinda do tbh.

 

[Ophelia]

Steel cages can't protect you from tard cum

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I think Glenn Youngkin should go all the way and make Sonichu the state OC of Virginia.

 

[Skitarii]

The answer to every one of these "who would by the biggest lolcow in X alternate universe" questions is always Joshua Connor Moon. After all in every universe null is a constant.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

There is a sub-Reddit beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between male and female, between gender and sexuality, and it lies between the pit of amhole and the tentacle of rot dog. This is the dimension of lunacy. It is an area which we call the Troonlight Zone.

I think this timeline's more mid. Like 6/10, not great not terrible.

I'm bi and if a pussy tasted like a penis to me I'd probably vomit. The two have very distinctive tastes.

The fact that a neovagina probably tastes like a really fucked up dirty penis really disturbs me.

That looks like a Hershey’s Kiss. Poor woman.

NASCAR owns his soul but good.

“Gassing?! That sounds awful, we use the “Blue-Mist” Judaic dispersion technique!

Don't doubt her necromancy powers, the voices in her head are real.

I don't know much about TikTok, I refuse to let China psyop me

 

[Meiwaku]

I might be retarded, but I want to know how Pamperchu would build their dream city.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Imagine being born as a genetic experiment gone wrong, being named CumRag, and then dying from being wanked off by a niggo too many times. Troon kids have some serious competition here for bad lots in life.

My dick is inbound to your tonsils.

you also don't execute people like mob hits

I'm sure absolutely everyone will follow this. Just like when Cali tried to curb fireworks.

It's simple, you just need to get yourself in the head space of a total asshole.

This would be unfair to actual dung beetles, who serve a useful function in the real world and are smart enough to not scream "Pedo!" randomly at strangers on the internet.

When will we enact sensible incel control legislation?

Nothing says gangsta like good mileage, easy parking and mechanical reliability LOL

God loves The Farms and wants us to be happy.

I am racist, but you are retarded.

We love our weed smoking, rapping, transvestite neo fascists

we're in our own Incel Troubles but none of these mincing faggots demand anything tangible. Just manifestos.

So far the San Andreas has been a big disappointment.

At least we finally know 'Power Word: Kill' is 'Ywnbaw'.

When I was 8 I wanted to be an m&m

massive arse gravy

In the end it all comes down to simple sexual gratification, rape on a grand scale. There is no logic behind it, just animal thrusting.

 

[Meiwaku]

She thought we weren't autistic enough to compare the toes.
But we are.
We are totally autistic enough to compare the toes.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This is an unpopular take and it may be extremely autistic but I do think at some level people with arachnophobia could find their highest pleasure with thick ass spiders. After all sexual arousal and the adrenaline of fear are pretty similar to our brains. Just as a claustrophobic people could find their greatest agonizing ecstasy with restraints and enclosure plus the sense of release from finally confronting that personal horror or phobia. Maybe deep down we do secretly yearn for what we dread

 

[Meat Target]

As far as I'm concerned there's anime (Dragon Ball, Inuyasha, Cowboy Bebop), and then there's whatever autistic shit your pfp is from.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

the only thing keeping Japan from imploding was the creator of fucking Yugioh.

The heart of the cards and the power of friendship man…

 

[Brain Power]

I'm truly under a spell. Erecto Dysfunctio.

The only thing protecting Abe was the threat of Boris Johnson rugby tackling the attacker, with his forced resignation the enemy clearly saw an opening.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

"If we survive this, you can hire a therapist to patch you up later."
From this post in the tranny sideshow thread.

 

[I am vomit]

Maybe she’s just after the thrill that comes with knowing you’re wearing crowdfunded underwear.

Classic poop nails

I bet she sniffs them

dear god i have never seen a F->M troon that looks so much like a M->F troon

shes trying to take her meds and wash her egg body lmao

She's doing nasty shit to grandmas corpse ain't she?

You can avoid using your full name but people will still know you sent pictures of your floppy dog ear tits to a kid.

She is like a Sim screaming that her various needs are unmet but this Sim cannot tell the difference between needs and wants

Never thought I'd see the day where KingcobraJFS would troon out, gotta congratulate this gothic bad girl.

Someone posting islamic pictures of a man in a diaper online for attention is a tale as old as the internet.

I feel like those feet pics should be behind a spoiler. I don't know why. I just do.

 

[Aunt Carol]

literally all you need to do is ban insulin for like 30 years and the genetic grift that is type one diabetes grinds to a halt

 

[NoReturn]

Nigga more clueless than a game store that got robbed.

Nigga more lost than an Indian at a toilet store.

He’s a sailor in the Swiss Navy.

He’s more nervous than a fetus from Mississippi crossing the Illinois state line.

This nigga is a muppet. This nigga is a chode. This nigga whack.

 

[Brain Power]

I was just informed that the Georgia Guidestones was a phylactery in which the souls of 14 million living jews were stored. They have now lost their power. If you drive over a jew with a car right now they will not reincarnate. We are free