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[Table Country]

A version of Russian roulette where you put the gun in your asshole,
and the goal of the game is to see who can survive the most internal bleeding.

The Grub Hub lesbian is really just the hood ornament on the failure.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

We will put him under a laundry basket with a heavy book ontop to keep him trapped there while she's Kiwi'd.

 

[Table Country]

"You know what's BULL-SHIT?! The arrow of time."

- AVGN, maybe

 

[Meiwaku]

(Also, Niggers & Jews™)

 

[IKOL]

Lots of Pro-nato shills talking about CP.
Ironically they are the ones who posted it originally.

 

[A-Stump]

@Dial M for Misgender
'I just dream about sucking my own dick and cuddling with black dudes'

 

[Probably An Autist]

Honestly, if you had a chance to touch a head of states cock and get away with it, wouldn't you take it?

 

[Jack Awful]

Hello everyone... this is the real pamperchu

 

[Jack Awful]

I havent had meth in about a year... im on adaroll now and i do need it to function and be helthy

 

[Meat Target]

I shidded and farded because OPs retarded.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The whole story is like a Rashomon of sex pests and freaks.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I would trust an anonymous poster on a message board with the username "epic penis breath 1488" before any mainstream outlet, even if you had a gun trained on me.

 

[I am vomit]

apply to whore mouth

My sides will never recover if the only thing keeping Japan from imploding was the creator of fucking Yugioh.

I Was a Prime Minister, now I have a Harem of Cat Girls!

A man who shoves things up his own ass. Eats his semen, rapes his mother, and prays to cartoons is pretty out of it.

Do you now or have you ever given yourself an enema laced with meth?

Yes... its amazing

That looks like a bucket of boneless gender more than anything.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

God I wish I could reach through people's screens and slap them sometimes.

Should've just been like here's your bupropion, enjoy the ride.

“Here’s a prescription of PREP while you’re at it, and if you have two credit cards, give me the one with the highest limit and lemme hold on to it for ya, till the next visit. See you in a month!”

 

[Aunt Carol]

RIP lesbian icon Shinzo Abe

 

[Skitarii]

F is for Friends that do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for Niggers

 

[TakeSoma]

To be honest, she craves EVERYONE's dick.....she is where all dick goes to die.

 

[TheBigTakeover]

Edit : I forgot to include gay

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Like, sure, you can have sex, cissies, but MY CUSTOM WANG is ready for winter - it has its own fur coat!

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Moviebob has a cameo and wrote the Morbius theory, so good on that summary account to do us a favor for that.

That still sounds really fucking stupid. Why anyone thinks JarJar Abraham is a good writer is beyond me.

Libtards are gold medalists in mental gymnastics, they'll come up with something.

You know you've lost the argument when you're literally using a video game scene from fucking Call of Duty as a retort.

This is some 4chan esl shitposter levels of misrepresentation.