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so is chris a mid functioning autist. i saw a video of a low functioning autist and it's insane. like if you gave a chihuahua crack.
chris aint this crazy
he's not high functioning either. so he's mid functioning.
even down syndrome niggas aren't this crazy. what's going on in their brain to make them spaz out like that.
 
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Michael Janke said:
so is chris a mid functioning autist. i saw a video of a low functioning autist and it's insane. like if you gave a chihuahua crack.
chris aint this crazy
he's not high functioning either. so he's mid functioning.
even down syndrome niggas aren't this crazy. what's going on in their brain to make them spaz out like that.
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I in part always thought that video is just one of those mothers that showcase just how crazy and baby-like their autistic kid is for views.

I think it's worth pointing out that there's a reason autism is considered a "spectrum". It's not exactly that easy to pin-point someone being "high" or "low" functioning, since autistic people tend to "function highly" in some areas, but also "function lowly" in others. In Chris's case, he can talk, put his clothes on, and can support himself to an extent when he's not completely lazy, but he was also just a guy that's started off as some kind of socially awkward geek, and has turned into some kind of deranged, mentally jaded hippie due to all of the crap he's coped with over the years.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
their only moneymaking enterprise is junk mail,
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The USPS was never intended to be profitable, just self sustaining.

meanwhile they're forced to carry packages to rural areas that the parcel companies won't touch.
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The post office has the same problems as any other overregulated business. Also they piss away ridiculous amounts on dead end projects or re-inventing the wheel.

The postal inspectors are struggling to do anything to justify their paychecks.
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Absolutely, which is one of the reasons they are such hardasses should you ever run afoul of them: they need the work.

They look forward to the next spate of anthrax letters.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Do you think that much passage of time registers with him? Chris seems to have this mindset about life where he just doesn't consider time spent on things or what's going on with his life. Unless there's been some letters that haven't been released where Chris is whining about all the stuff he's "missing", he's been taking this penny in the slammer pretty well.
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It is well documented that Chris gets dates wrong very often as it was proven by the autists at the cwcwiki during the captain log era he gave the stardate wrong many times
 
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Is it for real that Jack Thaddeus was that much passionate about trolling against Chris because Jack himself used to be an employee in PVCC? And that Chris was already an infamous figure inside PVCC even before his rise on the Internet in 2007?
 
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PsychoNerd054 said:
I in part always thought that video is just one of those mothers that showcase just how crazy and baby-like their autistic kid is for views.

I think it's worth pointing out that there's a reason autism is considered a "spectrum". It's not exactly that easy to pin-point someone being "high" or "low" functioning, since autistic people tend to "function highly" in some areas, but also "function lowly" in others. In Chris's case, he can talk, put his clothes on, and can support himself to an extent when he's not completely lazy, but he was also just a guy that's started off as some kind of socially awkward geek, and has turned into some kind of deranged, mentally jaded hippie due to all of the crap he's coped with over the years.
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A man who shoves things up his own ass. Eats his semen, rapes his mother, and prays to cartoons is pretty out of it.
 
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PsychoNerd054 said:
I in part always thought that video is just one of those mothers that showcase just how crazy and baby-like their autistic kid is for views.

I think it's worth pointing out that there's a reason autism is considered a "spectrum". It's not exactly that easy to pin-point someone being "high" or "low" functioning, since autistic people tend to "function highly" in some areas, but also "function lowly" in others. In Chris's case, he can talk, put his clothes on, and can support himself to an extent when he's not completely lazy, but he was also just a guy that's started off as some kind of socially awkward geek, and has turned into some kind of deranged, mentally jaded hippie due to all of the crap he's coped with over the years.
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The idea guy single handedly pushed him down from basically normal but weirdo to complete spaz.
 
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Personality stats of Christian Weston Chandler

Extroversion: 5/6.

While Chris does sit in front of the TV alot there is alot of outward direction with him trying to go over and talk to people about his interests. If he wasn't this "social" he wouldn't have become this much of a lolcow.

Neurosis: 6/6.

He's extremely emotional and has several things wrong with his mind front and center for the world to see.

Contentiousness: 1/6.

Extremely lazy and can't manage to keep anything about his existance organized. He couldn't even manage to consistently sell his sonichu crap and prefers begging instead.

Agreeability: 5/6

When I say this I don't mean to say he's a good person, but he definitely prefers to use niceness to get what he wants. There is also a snivering pathetic side of him with no backbone.

Openness to new experience: 6/6

I'm giving him an extremely high score to demonstrate how detrimental this is. There is nothing about Chris Chans beliefs thats normal and consistent, he's constantly spending time in fantasy to the point that he has no connection to the real world.
 
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Scooter Kid said:
The idea guy single handedly pushed him down from basically normal but weirdo to complete spaz.
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I'm not entirely sure about Chris being basically normal since from what I can tell the Idea Guys just told him what he wanted to hear but if he didn't already have those beliefs in place he wouldn't have willingly got blackmailed and pushed further into his delusions about the merge and whatnot.

I think Chris was already down that path but they just accelerated the process and added some dumb details like Chris being a goddess which played well to his excessively large ego.
 
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Ophelia said:
Legally, it can’t be.
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It absolutely can be. "Continuance" doesn't mean nothing happened, just that the case hasn't gone to the next stage (be that prelim, referral to grand jury, trial, etc.) and is continuing for some reason.

They're *probably* going to let Chris go on a plea deal at either this hearing or one immediately after, but that doesn't mean there can't be a continuance too (and they just let him go without resolving the case yet).
 
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SwanSwanson said:
He's extremely emotional and has several things wrong with his mind front and center for the world to see.
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He's about emotional as a lizard. He's in no way a devilman crybaby type. He's also been accused several times of faking emotions to manipulate others.
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When I say this I don't mean to say he's a good person, but he definitely prefers to use niceness to get what he wants. There is also a snivering pathetic side of him with no backbone.
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I've never seen Chris be nice or charisma. He's too retarded and selfish.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
He's about emotional as a lizard. He's in no way a devilman crybaby type. He's also been accused several times of faking emotions to manipulate others.

I've never seen Chris be nice or charisma. He's too retarded and selfish.
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A) Chris is incredibly emotional. He has had wild autistic meltdowns the entirety of his life. He’s just unemotional when it actually matters, which is why he seems so unemotive and clinical.

B) Attempt and succeed are different things. Chris clearly thinks he’s charismatic, and tries to woo people with thinly-veiled charisma, be he routinely fails because he isn’t even remotely intelligent enough to fake emotion.

Honestly I’d assess his IQ at maybe a high 80 or low 90. He’s very stupid. His EQ is probably even lower.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
He's about emotional as a lizard. He's in no way a devilman crybaby type.
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Sadness isn’t the only emotion. He has shown rage and lust in spades.

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I've never seen Chris be nice or charisma. He's too retarded and selfish.
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He has a strange charisma about him that sets him apart from other similar cows and speds. Not that he’s nice or charming; there’s just something interesting and weird about him. Or there was.
 
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