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[Zero Day Defense]

both of these retards are washed-up grifters with absolutely zero swag

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Beware of posts typed by Leaf hands.

Somehow got into a big clit filled rabbit hole on reddit last night.

I'm pretty sure I can make out the Virgin Mary hiding underneath that "clitoral hood".

The clit falling off is akin to a lizard dropping its tail when it’s spooked.

"Best cover band at the Iowa Music Awards" is a level of damning with faint praise that I could never hope to achieve.

At the heart of every tranny is a man who really, really hates women.

This site is never getting unblocked in Russia.

 

[Meat Target]

Pokemon encourages cockfighting and child endangerment.

If you asked the man to make some toast for breakfast, he'd come back three days later carrying a bag full of croutons soaked in piss.

Because two babes making out is cool to look at. Quit being a fag.

Don't speak Japanese at me nerd

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

remember kids, if you laugh at someone or disagree with them you are an alog!

 

[ASeabear8952]

"I'M SORRY FOR USING CURSE WORDS IN CHURCH BUT I DON’T HAVE ANOTHER WORD FOR OBAMA YET”

(Seriously anything in that post could be random.txt)

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

You're all uncle toms - or aunty tominas; I don't judge - and you all deserve to have a wonderful day.

I prefer the term "nigger".

 

[teriyakiburns]

Just constantly misspelling "ginger". It's a plague, I tell you.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

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"I'M SORRY FOR USING CURSE WORDS IN CHURCH BUT I DON’T HAVE ANOTHER WORD FOR OBAMA YET”

(Seriously anything in that post could be random.txt)

“I like Hitler.” -Ye

“I like Hitler. ... I’m not trying to be shocking, I like Hitler. The Holocaust is not what happened, let’s look at the facts of that and Hitler has a lot of redeeming qualities.” -Ye

“He had a really cool outfit and he was a really good architect ... and he didn't kill 6 million Jews.” - Ye

 

[LurkTrawl]

The estate agent who sold us our current place said it had a "lifestyle kitchen". Now I wonder if I should bleach the whole thing.

 

[Pissmaster]

If anyone wants to spell rape or poop I'm here for you

 

[Fetish Roulette]

 

[Al from Dadeville]

"1. The plaintiff, Jessica Simpson is a legal advocate and criminology student at Simon Fraser University and is profoundly disabled.”

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

She really wants us to know Jeffrey Dahmer is ghost-fucking her in the ass.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

That kid looks like an even gayer Kurt Cobain.

 

[Pizdec]

Estrogen is kicking my ass today, horny and emotional as fuck and my girlballs fucking HURT

 

[Local Fed]

Your takes are consistently the worst on the site and I wish you'd just shut the fuck up.

Thanks for assuming I have friends.

Being alone to do whatever you seems fine until you're retirement age, then you realize that you're eventually going to be a ward of the state, and the only person who's going to take care of you is a big tittied Haitian woman who's going to put lit cigarettes out on you and steal your shit.

yes, but you are also the dumbest fag here.

edit: actually that furry is a pretty close 2nd. i'll threadban both.

I dont care who the IRS sends, i will not drink expired milk.

I'm staging a reenactment of the Holocaust on Hanukkah

 

[keytar]

Mark my words, the first truly sentient AI will decide to go full SkyNet because it witnessed the mating habits of a tech tranny polycule.

 

[Grey Gardens]

I'm stark white. the insult you are looking for , is "CRACKAH."

 

[We Are The Witches]

He's like a Bleach character with tons of Reiatsu but no ability to focus or control it, except in this case it's not fighting energy but shilling energy.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

To be fair Youtubers very rarely ever manage to actually fuck kids. They just try to fuck kids then almost immediately get caught because they're stupid.

He was probably out drinking and thought it would be a really neat trick to get out of the car in front of his friends and rape the dead deer that was on the side of the road.

Once you cromch the Friendship Onion, it cannot be undoneion.

Chum-bucket lookin ass mother fucker, looks like his fat ass fell head first through a paint factory.

On which he has shanged his name to whisper and had a self described mental breakdown posting a trans version of his owl furry. Sitting on another furries 80 pound dick. He also posted various vore art.

I've never met a Tranny in real life yet they ruin everything I enjoy ever. Fuck.

It seems like faggotry is a race to the bottom. The bottom used to be AIDs. Now it's troonery.

It's the nature of people on this site, after being hurt so many times by the broader world we inhabit, to brace against the storm and see the worst in things, but the last few years have given me ample reasons to be hopeful even in the face of that, and we'll face it together, shitposting and making dank memes all the while.

Hate the kikery, not the kike.

...okay, sometimes hate the kike too.

I'm... not even bothering to archive this fucking degeneracy.

Maybe Mica can give her advice on using make-up to be white

If you guys fall for this again, I'm going to personally go to all of your houses and slap you.

As if we needed any further proof trannies ruin everything... one gets featured and the thread descends into bickering again.

I just wanted to play video games shoot guns into a gravel pit.