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[Prehistoric Jazz]

From @SamanthaPrater



"What part of my comments means that it is okay to compare me to a MALE for one, for two, I AM NOT TRANS.

I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR TRANS TARGETS AT ALL.

I'M FEMALE.

CIS GENDER.

MY VAGINA IS NATURAL DAMMIT."

Lmao

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I don't have a super good grasp of criminal law, but can someone explain to me how this isn't wire fraud on a massive scale?

 

[MrJokerRager]

Russia is a security threat because it does not do what we tell them simple as.

 

[Table Country]

*Drake meme*

Show bobs and vagene?

No, become bobs and vagene.

How do you think Zach feels about the fact that the coat rack looks more like a woman to the filter than he does?

This guy is literally demanding more rakes for him to accidentally step on.

 

[Elim Garak]

I'm sure a maimed hand + bacterial infections for the rest of your life is worth it for the joy of being to pee all over your own dick and balls.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Conclusion: Chimpanzees evolved from black people.

 

[Hitman One]

" Josh moon known by the aliases "Null" and "FriskyFeeder69" the owner of kiwifarms an online abuse forum synonymous with doxxing has declared "retard war" on isps and the tech industry for not supporting his hate campaign. Experts familiar with the matter say that this is a direct and actionable threat of violence and that we should expect a noticeable uptick in anti LGBT hate crimes as a consequence."

 

[NerdShamer]

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Eugenics is the right solution not just for society as a whole, but for my community as well.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Oysters are gross and I would not have sex with them.

I hope somebody rips this woman's clitoris out for cursing humanity with whatever the hell this is.

She should be careful about giving people ideas like that - next thing you know she'll be writing a rant article about how angry she is some lesbian she picked up in a dive bar tried to pour lemon juice, worcestershire sauce and tabasco in her pussy before eating her out

 

[RollingRock2]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/12-20-22-tommy-has-a-date-with-the-psych-board.140973/post-13957068

"I am not a mentally ill man on the verge of homelessness in need of court ordered dangerous pharmaceuticals. I am a hermaphrodite who was mutilated in infancy who struggles every day to keep her male aspect on a tight leash and muzzled and manages very well using cannabis, valerian , kava and other psychotropic botanicals."
- Tommy Tooter

 

[speedweed]

If this site has taught me anything, stickers are serious business.

 

[DyingStarsForever]

I was going to talk about how much the community means to me, but then you all started saying "sneed" and it pisses me off. Fuck all of you, burn in hell.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I just love that he spent Christmas morning telling his jizz to “enjoy prison”.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

This makes all the coomer mods much more uncomfortable in retrospect.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Me eating a pussy was a learning experience and honestly very memorable, you (the author) violated the sanctity of an oyster.

Live on the rat wheel, consume product, do bing bing wahoo instead of life, have sex with a decoy like a fucking duck. Whew.

The man hips. The man thighs. And then he's got Homer Simpson's MOUTH BETWEEN HIS LEGS!!!

Okay, I just read the whole Bible and there is nothing in there about Internet bullying.

 

[Ophelia]

My pee is usually cleat because I properly
hydrate, stalker.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Good for Quebec, a retard clock is sometimes right after all.

 

[JustSomeDong]

No, Mr. Moderator.

You're new here, but you don't actually have to address me like that. You can call me a nigger faggot like any other user.

 

[frap]

You aren't my liver, stalker

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