random_text.txt

[gaystoner]

A gay man so caught with faggotry that faggotry became him

 

[Aunt Carol]

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think we had teleporters before capitalism.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Interesting argument let me take a moment to phrase my rebuttal as politely as possible

Up yours nigger

 

[Meat Target]

I've got really, really bad news, but there's a skeleton inside you right now. You've already lost to them, it's too late.

 

[Table Country]

his liver seems like an alright guy.

Delivery drivers are people too.

No they aren’t, and neither are you. Kill yourself.

The virgin jail fan vs the chad prison enjoyer.

 

[speedweed]

"Literally any community without 100,000+ instances of the word "nigger" has better branding."

"Sorry for party rocking"

 

[A Sunset]

He reads like he ate a bowl of reddit and then stuck a finger down his throat.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Shoving tumblr garbage down our throats, double/triple posting (JUST EDIT YOUR POSTS, THE BUTTON IS RIGHT THERE), and generally acting like an asocial weirdo is not the best way to get what you want.

While you argued about .40 and 10mm, I studied the gun youtuber.

And now that the world is on fire and the gun trannies are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for lolcows?

Boy, your indian mama would beat you retarded if she knew what you are doing on the internet.

I immediately knew after "29(f)" that this was written by a troon and i'm not sure how. Maybe we are at the point where it's safe to assume anything on r*ddit is written by a tranny.

More bad Trekkie fan art

Remember when that traveling robot went around the world, but lasted a whole 30 minutes in Philly before getting shit kicked?

F in the chat for the artists who can't draw hands, hope the AI can help and the AI fucks up the hands even worse.

I guess even Johnny had to resort to commissioning furry porn after the divorce. Not even the boomers are safe huh.

I didn't know what a "doujhin" was before clicking this thread and Fuck You for teaching me.

why is this a fetish?

There's one that I always remember just because of how chock-full it is with retarded tags and concepts. 459205
Contained within are such wonderful concepts like "dude turns into girl and has to get fucked by a futa to return", "sister's tits got bigger so I have to fuck her to return to normal", "got turned into a girl and raped by tentacles with sister until their stomachs looked nine-months pregnant", or "mom has a robot rape dungeon in the basement"
It's so retarded it's almost comical

All I want for Christmas is a giant post with videos of industrial accidents and no cartel shit.

I don't get if this is supposed to be an antiwar thing or the most autistic hentai I've seen so far.

What does MATI mean?

Pretty based takes for a bunch of slack-jawed faggots:

Sorry, Greta is too memeworthy.

This guy has definitely used that mask to huff tranny farts.

 

[WolfeTone]

"That's why I rotate crops, I've got spade, jiggaboo, porch monkey, blue gums, darkies, spear chucker, spook, moon cricket, coon. I'm never hurting for racial slurs in my garden."
- @Dialtone

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

These people have no real moral consistency and will always do to you what they claim to hate when done to them.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Everybody here is at least as autistic as Chris Chan so it doesn't surprise me.

But at least they're less likely to be motherfuckers.

 

[The Last Stand]

I have seen woke, I have writhed in the pits with it, I have broken pizza rolls with wokeness itself.

All that because somebody DARED talk shit about TLOU:II.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Just two jews on a ruse cruise.

 

[Hepativore]

For nearly a decade, every two to three months or so, while going about my day I’d notice the stench of week-old fish wafting up from between my legs.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

What a fascinating analysis of things I don't want to know about.

hey: a little secret, if you kill yourself kiwifarms wont load ever ever again!

Also where is exactly is this racism on Kiwifarms she talks about? It's an unfounded allegation by a lying nigger.

Digital Sharia doesn't sound so bad next to Dangerhair Despotism.

They actually made up a woke euphemism for "child prostitute."

Jesus Christ.

The most horrifying thing Clown World has done to me is make me understand Pol Pot's hatred of intellectuals.

It isn't even just a sub board culture. The trope "X is fat (and I would not have sex with them)" is literally MANDATORY Kiwi culture, dating back to the beginnings of Queen Pixyteri (PBWH). To say someone is fat is acknowledging their existence upon this earth. Smh

If you can't handle me at my masturbating in a dirty-ass bed you don't deserve me at my chimping out and getting banned from the magnet therapy clinic.

How this little prick could not realize the only interaction the pic would get is a bunch of autists on KF analyzing what he ate for dinner last night 21 hours later is beyond me. And that’s why it’s funny.

Anyway, some of you need to stop being faggots and fighting over applesauce.

Probably a pedo I assume everyone who hates the farms so much is either a pedo or something just as dark to hide.

I just love that he spent Christmas morning telling his jizz to “enjoy prison”.

I'm taking myself off the donor registry until I can verify that my organs will not be going to a black person.

Alpaca mass grave confirmed!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Thank you for sharing. No, my wife didn't email you for sex and then insult your ankles.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

An honest answer? Hands and dilators.

We should all pool our pocket change and buy the land to turn it into a Kiwifarms museum! Can't DDoS a physical place!

It's one thing taking Old Yeller out to the back quarter, it's another to go fucking Rwanda on the livestock you're supposed to care for.

This man plays way too much HOI4.

is totally right about moving pig though hehehe

 

[Meat Target]

Poor Cancer, coming down with politician.

Well it is Florida so mental illness is a given

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

I can't breathe.

millenials were the perfect generation. No generation will ever top us.

 

[Table Country]

Based Frenchies but using "le" unironically when it's almost 2023 is cringe

C'mon, Ralphs aren't real. That's just a story we tell children to get them to behave.

Ukraine defending itself was all just one big feint to pass gay rights legislation.

If a woman doesn't have something to be upset about she will actively search for and/or create something to be upset about, which is why I call my wife a nigger and slap her every morning. All of her friends and coworkers thank me for it.

autism isn't actually a superpower or desirable. Happy to help.