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[PaladinBoo]

Rate me late if this was already posted but I love this quote so much from Ethan Ralph.

Bitch, I'm an internet celebrity!

 

[Pitbull Victim]

He's been very quotable lately:



"He seems to think he can shame me or attack in public and have me worry about my online reputation.

I think you all know that I am literally unshameable. I don't give one fuck about how it looks. Over a million ppl have seen my sex tape, you think I give a fuck about this?"

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

Etc. @JosephStalin was saying last week that the middle aged would be good spies and I agree. Embrace the invisibility.

 

[Piss Bear]

"Why won't these disgusting AIDS-infected faggots eat my pussy?"

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Caroline Farrow reacting with approval to an image of an emu in a tiger's jaw.

source

 

[3MMA]

They don’t have a balldo to stand on.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Fuck off back to Twitter, furfag.

Unfortunately, hornets don't particularly care how smart you think you are, they gonna sting and do their thing.

@rubinremus Caroline Farrow reacting with approval to an image of an emu in a tiger’s jaw.

@rubinremus More chilling messages about me from Caroline Farrow’s allies on Kiwifarms.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Even the interdimensional magic elves hate coons.

 

[Table Country]

Sex defender (I shoot LGBT people on sight)

*throws open trenchcoat to reveal interracial porn DVD's*

Unpopular Opinion: I like pinecones on pizza

Oh my JOSH u guize, this one tranny killing themselves over in texas is JUST like that one scene from the Simpsons featuring two farmers outside of a feed and seed shop! : ( ) Ö

Also, prison rape.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

My parents spanked me and I grew up to be a fine Kiwi Farms shitposter, what's the problem?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Creamy, Delicious Kate Farms Pediatric Standard Enteral Formula and Kate Farms Pediatric Peptide Enteral Formula (Vanilla Flavor). Made with All Good Things™ including our proprietary blend of vitamins and minerals. Mix with vodka and kahlua for a nutritionally complete White Russian!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

And he created a clinic to have more people do this?
This must be some kind of surgical pyramidal scheme.

 

[Meat Target]

I look forward to his upcoming essay dissecting the question of how many fursonas and headmates can dance on the head of an estrogen injectable.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Kindness is pretending to be a retarded cat instead of her reality, which is that she is a retarded human.

I like to think Sky is in the bed when they fuck, staring at the ceiling and getting seasick and occasionally dissociating.

I will now go and cover myself in the blood of Jesus for knowing, thinking, and typing these cursed words.

I'm not a doctor but I feel like adderall and energy drinks is the opposite of what you need to prevent seizures.

I am old, and this is cranky, because I, indeed, happen to be old and cranky:

You haven't given your fuck marry kill list by the way. I'm willing to switch Olive to "marry" if she's wealthy like in Genndy's scrapped movie.

I remember really appreciating that Futurama, unlike The Simpsons, knew when to stop.

Another victory for team boobs!

Andy is a dumb fucking moron who is mostly remembered for cumming on his walls and being gifted a job cause he was friends with michael and even then he got fired and mica is just a dumb nigger who cried about being black and wanting to be white all the while she was born with a silver spoon up her ass and never had to struggle in her life. Meanwhile gina carano is pioner of womens mma who actually fought people to prove she was number one and while she didnt get a belt she did leave mma with a record of 7-1 and while thats not really impressive. It still shows that she stepped up and was willing to get beat to pulp for her goals but this nigger and faggot only know her for her political beliefs and i doubt they would even say anything to her if they saw her in real
Life.

I sometimes worry about your mental wellbeing, going through the twitters of all these cunts.

If anyone starts a Disney adults thread, I'll provide tiktoks

 

[ScooterL]

The behaviour is still continuing on Kiwifarms.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I value this can of ranch dip on my desk that's been there for 2 weeks more than I value any fucking tranny or genderspecial.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Could you imagine the population of India if they didn't constantly take themselves out in increasingly stupid ways?

 

[Got Milk!]

I think most Americans are not going to be able to adjust to a new lifestyle of not having all the luxuries and freedoms we are use too. But let’s just keep making nigger jokes that’s helpful.

 

[Canopus The Brilliant]

"My favorite part is when he said "IT'S SPERGIN' TIME" and then sperged all over those guys."