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[Zero Day Defense]

Asian women play the submissive girlfriend role great until they evolve into a charizard.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I was going to say guess the race, but could it be anyone but?

Look, I’m not saying it wasn’t the Amish, but…

It's black on black crime. What's it doing even being reported?

I give up. I genuinely give up. I work, and try, and practice at being as racist as I can be, and reality still beats me out. What's even the point?

You'd both best start believing in clown worlds, lads. You're in one.

TLDR:Bruh

 

[Rozzy]

Why must you be an evil furmongering sodomite? Why must you rage against our Father, and hate him so much so
that you are willing to defile yourself, and another man out of spite?

 

[Ken Barlow]

Nobody deserves to be falsely accused of being British.

 

[Spud]

You get a gay transportation secretary and nothing goes straight again.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I think the alpacas’ spirits/essences could be laid to rest via rituals from any number of traditions if you’re open to such things. I can’t imagine the poor things are vengeful, just…weary.

"Live from the backseat of a 1993 Toyota in a movie theater parking lot: it's Finger Me! I'm Barbara Dunkelman, the host with the roast (a roastie pussy, I mean!)" *cue laugh track*

alpacas reproduce by puncturing the womb with their rape dagger dicks.

No worries, alongside gun sperging and "lol fat" we're still compiling his growing list of stupid.

The beauty of Kevryn is that, long after his days of formal education are over, he's still the kid in special ed. He's the sped's sped, the tard's tard, living the dream in a short bus of his mind.

yall.

I kind of hope these new developments don’t get the thread featured again, because having to comb through 10 pages of troon, alpaca and holocaust jokes and elder abuse concerns gets boring.

Well one big difference between blacks in Rhodesia and jews in Nazi Germany is black Rhodesians weren’t starving until *after* they were “liberated.”

He is also really fucking stupid, so all my speculation could really have just began and ended with that.

We're going to get like one of those supervillain style rants where "I want YOU and YOUR LEGACY broken down, torn to shreds" like the Dark Knight Rises or Batman Arkham Knight but 1000% lamer.

Modern young women love the gays and effeminate koreans.

Just knock at the door, announce that you are a heckin valid transbian with a barrel of transformers and a bag of schwag, he will scurry down on his chubby legs and lo, court papers in his grasping mitts before he realizes he has been duped.

May I introduce you to AdmiralDT8, a 30-something cartoon autist who ships himself with the 13-year old protag of Amphibia, infamous for his "retelling" of the series' plot, in the way of shoehorning his shitty self-insert into actual frames from the series.

"It was always pronounced Keef, It was always spelled Kyiv!"

Everyone who is pro public transit over cars either has only used it in a 95%+ white area, or has never had to use it at all.

 

[Sprate Header]

how do you even rape your own alter? Do you masturbate in your room?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I do not trust you and now I will shoot you.

 

[Haffhart]

Wait until I tell Mr. Buttons what a bigot you are.

If a woman owning a trendy cute thing is a red flag, dude’s probably gay. Unless that trendy thing is a mass collection of Among Us-shaped fidget toys—then it’s a red flag.

 

[Geranium]

she looks like a huge baby shoved into the skin of a 60-something meth-head grandma

 

[Aunt Carol]

This whole adult baby granny aesthetic fake sick wheelchair neckhole thing has to be their shared fetish. There's no other explanation.

 

[Hepativore]

Everything bad that ever happens is because of Harry Potter game; yes I have a good grip on reality

-FinalCisoidalSolutio (TiM)

 

[The Legend 27]

"Leave me the fuck alone and do us both a favour. Do something more meaningful with your life and stop cooming to porn constantly too."

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Women get gifts. From their husbands, friends, their kids. I have a heap of stuffies, including one or two of these.
These people desperate to find and designate red flags from mundane stuff, but the true red flags are fundamental
and easy to spot. Liars, thieves, cheats, and girls who are too into horses.

 

[Meat Target]

What are the 9 most terrifying words in the English language again?

The Last Stand paid your grandmother a nice visit.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

US pubic school did something right for once

(it's porn)

why is my troon forum thread getting shitted up with gook politics sperging

you have a pre teen boy inside you? I'm calling the cops.

My truck runs on explosions happening thousands of times a minute and Ford doesn't have to give me permission to make those explosions.

There's an R rated Winnie the Pooh movie? What?

Its really fucking annoying when you are having a good duel back and forth against an opponent and then his anime harem fuckbuddies come out of nowhere, turn it into a 5v1 and gank you.

Boomers confirmed dicklets

They stick the cock into a shitty arse and measure at the poop line. Like when you check your oil.

I gotta say that after time spent in the SRS thread, pictures of normal dicks are kind of refreshing.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Here's what happened. The train gained sentience and realized it was in Ohio. Being a train, it couldn't become an astronaut. The second best thing was getting revenge on Ohio.

JK Rowling can't keep getting away with this.

This whole post was a gem:

"It takes a village to raise an idiot."

What's the issue he just said he was gonna get some Canadian healthcare and get everyone else some Canadian healthcare too.

*insert highly original gay frog joke*

If it wasn't for bullying I'd even more of an autistic faggot. Thanks, bullies!

There's a level above racism? I need to up my game.

Sadly, having an impressive cock isn't enough to discourage that place from ruining your life.

 

[vomitusdeux]

My fellow American, what part of train autism don’t you understand? Feel free to ask me about Thomas the Tank Engine, even though I’m sure there is a resident expert on the Farms.

On behalf of the farms (and the taxpayers!) I’d like extend a warm “Thank you!” To you!

(And to your presumably impressive vagina, for keeping him on the straight path!)

You fool. Indians can convert to Judaism.

It is what Cockhome syndrome looks like when you owe your entire career to gargling jewish cum to get promoted by the algorithm and your main cum dealer is leaving you without a guaranteed supply to re-up on your jew-jew-cum to fame/wealth pipeline

Damn. All of this AND bestiality!

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass.

 

[Spud]

I wish I have never fallen in love with V-tubers. Because they are in the end just real people with avatars... and I can't connect with them. Every time I try to love I am rejected. Literature and alcohol are my only companions. That's why I identify with the plight of Frankenstein's Monster.

I'm sure Hitler could relate to the art teacher thing and liking animals as well, that doesn't mean you're in love with Hitler retard.