random_text.txt

[Hellfire]

what the fuck did I ever do to you, Nintendo, that y'all had to make my suffering into a fucking joke

 

[Tresh]

@Bulk Bogan, never take cyanide up the ass kids

"never take cyanide up the ass kids" is pretty good life advice tbh

 

[Ambivalenz]

She's basically the George Zimmerman of Twitter.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

"But you, Potato..." should be the title of Jordan's unauthorized ADF biography.

 

[CatParty]

Literally every post in this thread
https://lolcow.farm/g/res/7363.html

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

you're not impacting my "online reputation" with anybody but pimply faced wanker vidiot celebrity beauty cultist twat spawn of insane space whores and their zombie wage slave sperm donors

 

[Staffy]

"your pussy smells like smoke from 9/11"

 

[Sammy]

Some choice ones here today:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-24-...ies-at-tranny-march.21930/page-4#post-1555887

"HELL HATH NO FURY THEN THAT OF AN ANGRY TRANS LATINA WOMAN!"

"GET THE FUCK OUT, WEINER!"

"suck my flacid tranny cock."

"Jedi hug offered"

and my favorite,

"I deserve a fucking medal for this, seriously"

 

[Hellfire]

"I'm just a mess. I really cannot see a future for myself except as a shut-in bum living with my parents."

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2016-6-27_22-40-24-png.109047/

 

[Randall Fragg]

SUCK MY COCK! I"LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!!!

 

[Jaimas]

I can't tell if that's a business offer, threat, or attempt to seduce the reader.

Moving on to content:

Life is balls deep in him right now.

 

[Hellfire]

"i'm a fucking human being"

 

[autism420]

Putting stuff on the Internet is what the internet is for! He was a good person! Not some mindless deviant who wanted to rape people. He respected Bart. He protected Bart. He cared for the boy.

 

[Buck Bumble]

"Hadoken" came back and trolled me, calling my life pathetic and belittling me for liking Spider-man.

 

[JU 199]

Sites like this are why I hate Humanity.

 

[UserAnonymous (Thomas Lloyd)]

Fuck you, Bender.

 

[JU 199]

Fuck you, Bender.

 

[UserAnonymous (Thomas Lloyd)]

My grandfather bit my shinier metal ass when he molested me.

 

[JU 199]

Bite my shinier metal ass.

 

[UserAnonymous (Thomas Lloyd)]

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You piece of crap.