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[Uncle Buck]

From: https://sneed.today/threads/discuss...jacking-it-to-a-magazine.167146/post-16462522

all blacked porn should be outlawed and every person involved in it should be killed. thank you and god bless

 

[Gentlebastard]

Could you imagine a Muslim passing on the Kabba, or a Jew in their bank?

Nobles will see you walking and say "he cannot afford a horse."
Peasants will see you on a horse and say "he's too weak to use his own feet"

>No appendages besides penis
>cut it off anyway

When being handicapped does not yield enough attention, it's time to bust out the good old troonshine.

This is exactly the phenotype that comes to my mind regarding tranny chasers.

Ever wanted to smell like an agoraphobic gamer girl?

calling that a strawman argument would be an insult to strawmen

they're too lazy to go outside and scream at the local wildlife

remember, KF users: your life may be shitty, but luckily it isn’t as shitty as the trannies featured in this thread.

Imagine the smell. Or don't.

 

[Kosher Salt]

"me & my co-birth-parents"

 

[Aspiring Artist]

Do you sacrifice your sphincter to Moloch to gain the efame or something?

 

[Meat Target]

If I could put every single one of these fucks in a junkyard trash compactor, I would do it without hesitation because I know my community would be better off without these locusts skin walking as human beings.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Let kids be kids, man. They are more precious than beer.

source (around 4:15) (clearnet)

 

[Jewthulhu]

Whatever you fucking pedophile, eat a little boys piss egg you fucking yellow dog

 

[cybertoaster]

@Android raptor is a coomer.

She jerks off to Gundam yaoi porn and post about it on rule 34 and blogs.

Hell yeah I do

fujos literally saved Gundam from falling into obscurity

How many transvestite gundams can you fit in your holes?

Honestly you would be horrified if you knew what I used to be like, I have become tame compared to my fathomless late teens early 20s

YWNBAW or experience your first clitoris orgasm with a vibrator, you will never experience unlocking the sacred female orgasm, if men came half as hard as women do society would cease to function. Once you figure out how to get that shit to happen if can derail your entire private life.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

They should both be stoned to death with stale snack cakes. It would be a mercy.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Just take a shower.

You gotta learn how to use tor my brother in Christ. The site has just been offline on the boring normal internet for faggots, the cool internet for drug dealers and snuff enthusiasts is always happy to host us (Except for the times when nothing works and the site shits the bed completely).

Ever wanted to smell like an agoraphobic gamer girl?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Come out ye' fat and trans!
Come out and fight me like a man!
Show your "wife" how your split dick hides your broad shoulders!
Tell her how the P-I-Z-Z-A,
made you run like hell away,
from the green and lovely threads of the Kiwifarmers!

 

[A Grey Cat]

Why Saber, why, why couldn't you stay based and keep talking about North Korean cartoons?.

 

[easy]

(51) We have confirmation that she wants his dick.
(52) He makes an anime reference out of that.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Lol @ the plot twist. I thought that lasagna looked suspiciously edible!

 

[Polentic]

"BTW aren't you related to that Tasmanian retard who pretends to be French, you and I know her French studies are well focussed, she is a cunning linguist."

 

[Gentlebastard]

Well, we know it's neither us nor you guys. Both our forums have unanimously denounced the swattings as unfunny and gay.

The better question would be can herpes be transmitted by fart and/or pepperoni?

you're going to prison for murdering my sides, stalker.

If there's a moral to the last 5-10+ years it's to keep you and your kids off of God damned social media.

Troons do not present a dilemma, unless it's whether to run them over with a trolley or run them over with a trolley and then back up to make sure.

This old retarded chestnut.

And now you know more about herpes viruses than you ever wanted!

I just liked the juxtaposition of the title, the classic [removed], and the pinned janny response

Jewish pooner plans to cut off her Khazarian milkers.

Yea man it's not like people online ever adopt personas that differ from their real life selves right?

I don't exactly run around yelling niggerfaggot in real life either.

You don't?

I know you do because it was me that was running around yelling nigger faggot with you.

i officially hate the trans cult more now than ever. when you start to cut off big khazar milkers then you crossed a line which should never ever be crossed. i hate the antichrist, i hate the antichrist.

From @Laquisha Guntermensch in the Fatprick Tonlinson thread:

And thus ends our fable with an important moral: [DON'T BE A FAT FAGGOT WITH BITCH TITS, YAH?]

I love that he used the gayest soyface he could find not once but twice.

a far distant land where boys were girls and girls were boys and Norm Macdonald wasn't funny

This motherfucker, tried to compare moderating reddit to commanding a fucking nuclear vessel.

Amazing. I haven't seen something so enjoyably bad since The Room.

I thought that lasagna looked suspiciously edible!

You can pry bread from my cold dead genderqueer postminor neurospicy semi-abled latinx TwoSpirit grayace demibisexual xe\xim hands.

blink twice if you are being held hostage and forced to create bathtub troonshine like some sort of faggedy Walter White. Jesse Pinkman

You know what they say, the best time to start yelling niggerfaggot in real life was 20 years ago, the second best time is today.

This isn't Tinder/Grindr/Whatevr. Sorry to disappoint you.

If you gaze long enough into the troon abyss, the troon abyss will gaze back into you.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Just remember, don't even try to put to blame on us if you hang yourself in the future.

Turn the internet off, eat something healthy, take your meds as instructed by your doc and ring your mum.

• Wants to hide his autism
• Joins Kiwi Farms
• Surprised at failure

LOL

Stop sperging, retards.

EDIT: Oh dear god he's off the XXXL wagon again....

i really can't tell if this is trolling or not

I'm both late and gay, but is this one dead yet?

TTD NOW.

Bro you wrote the OP of this thread, you've seen it from the beginning, how the ever loving fuck can you read everything in this thread and still want to do that shit to yourself?

Its not too late bro, you obviously see its wrong, put down the spinny skirt and step away from the wig.

it looks like tubby has been busy looking stupid on national TV

Null troon out arc when

From now on I'm going to describe racially motivated mass shootings as going full Betty Crocker.

 

[beautiful person]

That lasagna line got quoted twice in this thread.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Whaaaat? I thought this stuff only happens to Null because Null is a dumb dumb incompetent idiot and alienates all the people willing to help him with his horrible personality? How could this happen to a friendly expert webhost like Kengle?

 

[clipartfan92]

How the fuck do you know how a non-man farts sound like?

men's buttcheeks clap more during toot, I don't know all the science but it just werks that way

 

[Aunt Carol]

Borderline fakes sick to get out of dialectical behavioral therapy for her borderline because she doesn’t like having to admit she is the problem because borderline. A Borderborous.

DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WITH MULBERRIES OR PERSIMMONS.

Who the fuck plays MGS and says "Now I don't want to kill myself"?

Also Doctor Octopus has canonically had sex multiple times I'm pretty sure.