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[JustSomeDong]

“In brightest day,
In blackest night,
All social media will know my plight.”

 

[Hitman One]

I'm bored. Let's goad some defenseless troon into suicide. It's been awhile

 

[Pissmaster]

I don't like being called a pedophile and rapist over liking a murder mystery with robots in it that just so happends to appeal to children, not that fucking hard of a concept, eh?

 

[Dr. Butt]

I had a bit of a shitty childhood***

***Hence why I post on KiwiFarms

HE PUT HIS BALLS INTO A BALLDO!!

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

This man enjoys putting his testicles into other people's buttholes.

 

[Johnny Salami]

At least hitler had the ball to take the art entrance exam.

She’s less of a supporting cast member and more like a spin-off cow.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I don't think people here are away of how many of my shitposts were written with a small therapod dinosaur on my head.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

God I can't wait for the hot new Yeastie Boys track to drop

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

>throws jew down the well
>Jew starts tunneling

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

It's my frat, nice butthole bitch.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

he doxes people, then prank calls, swats them, reports them to law enforcement and posts publicly accusing them of various crimes, predominantly various pedo things. The problem is, they're all lies. If he gets a picture of someone, he'll claim it's their mugshot.

In one instance over the course of a month he announced a girl was his e-girlfriend, then took over her discord account, announced every guy she was talking to was a pedophile and doxed and swatted several, then after isolating this girl from her friends and continuing to post using her account claimed she herself was the "leader of a pedophile groomer gang" and deleted her account.

he called one person's elderly mother at 4am, and when she told him he was full of shit and hung up on her, he had cops sent to her house claiming -from what I can gather- that she was holding someone captive.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

the minute you're telling me "imagine having sexual relations with your Sega Genesis" I leave the room and possibly call the police.

I can cook. Not in the "if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen " way, but "Sit the fuck down and let me show you how it's done".

 

[rubytintedchix]

If I was Mommywife Toiletwand I'd be thanking Jesus every morning and night that the slurring boulder is stopped up.

From the Cooking w/ Jack thread.

 

[Chongqing]

will appreciate all the help I can get. Big Ups Shmegma Untitled.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jared-...-anonymous-jared-juggernaut-punky-jay.180171/

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Women evolved from thousands of years of being raped

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

She was arguing with a bunch of kids about hypothetical cannibalism involving Rammstein.

accidental kimchi

 

[RACISM]

Are you making a @RACISM golem? This feels unwise.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Alex may be a 1200 pound poop-flinging gorilla, but he's MY 1200 pound poop-flinging gorilla.

 

[Spud]

This is a free nigger zone, rejoice.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I must protect my family, by killing other people.