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[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

Skibidi Toilet helps satiate the children's hunger for race war.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I can think of several people I'd be just ecstatic to beat to death with a crowbar right about now

You are clearly a convicted pedophile with a criminal record and you've clearly done prison time. Every post you make just shouts the stupidity of a career criminal. Kill yourself. Throw your ass off a thirty story building.

Eat a bullet

All your posts are consistent with someone who has an actual criminal record. What's on your rap sheet, faggot? How many times have you been in prison?

Is that something else killing yourself? Because you should go and kill yourself, you convicted pedophile career criminal piece of shit motherfucker.

I can say with absolute certainty that some people are in fact born with a desire to kill, you pathetic vermin cocksuckers.

I must have missed the part where only faggots are allowed to post here. My apologies for interrupting your utterly asinine, dumbfuck, moronic, dipshit, fuckheaded attempts to formulate coherent sentences.

You call this "debating"? You are without a doubt the stupidest retard sped in the history of stupid retard speds. Put down the fucking crack pipe and go back to middle school you diseased afterbirth.

Your complete inability to formulate a coherent debate position at even a 6th grade level without resorting to ad hominems is absolute proof that you're a useless fucktard.

Oh, OK then. Go fuck yourself with a tire iron.

Someone's late for Halloween. I think he was going as Fatrick.

 

[Tablet County]

That's completely unhinged. If you're that creeped out by someone in the first place you should be running for the hills, not fucking them.

 

[RACISM]

JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE DID A CRIME DOES THAT MAKE THE PERSON A CRIMINAL TOO?

 

[demicolon]

I feel like a dad that just walked into his son's room and he's in there with 5 other dudes beating off to a JC Penny's catalog.

 

[Spud]

Latinas aren't even real. They didn't even exist until speedy Gonzalez

 

[Chongqing]

Luke tries to claim that KF has a vendetta against Chris and is painting him as both retarded and mentally unstable. Chris denies these claims, burps, and proceeds to make faces as if he's about to ejaculate.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I AM GOD CHILD

 

[rubytintedchix]

From:

The Killstream / Chillstream / Tortilla Sunrise / Peaceful Sunset Productions​

She'd shove his favorite Ric Flair doll up his ass while screaming his signature chant of: "Wooo! Woooooooo!"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Investigators have now reportedly been tasked with watching hours and hours of Skibidi Toiletvideos.

This character comes to life and must kill its owner

I have seen this exact man in every gay bar.

 

[Gentlebastard]

is this a legally binding shitpost?

As a gay man with no dick he can't chase twinks so he must chase Twinkies.

"I'm going to make a huge nuisance of myself until I get my way" definitely sounds like the words of a revolutionary and not a toddler who doesn't want to go for a nap.

he'd be very easy to find, like an obese smelly Seattle Space Needle in a regulation size hay stack

Well, if we look at the facts, we can conclusively say that Martin Luther King, Jr. was entirely, absolutely, positively, 100%, without even a shadow of a doubt, a nigger.

you're not "aromantic". You read too much fucking fujoshi fanfiction and you have a warped sense of what a relationship is.

I don't even know what you faggots are arguing about. I just saw you say something prolifically retarded and responded in kind.

It was more fun when groups like furries or ponyfuckers were the big internet baddies instead of muh chuds, muh trannies, muh sjws, muh libshits and so on and so forth.

 

[Vesperus]

I am not dumb remove the dumb reactions immediately

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Is Ron owned by BIG GHOST MONEY? The world wonders.

 

[Tablet County]

Don't blame autism for losers being unfuckable.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Wait, are micro-aggressions just the Evil-Eye for people who are too good for lurid speculations about witch orgies?

 

[Stan]

If you're like five years old and you throw a tantrum in the supermarket or shit your pants at the bank or get raped by the icecream van guy that's completely different than if you do it as a fully grown man.

 

[Not Really Here]

Apparently it is torture for an Indian to be trapped in a room with a toilet.

 

[Haffhart]

my brother in christ you have control of the url bar in your browser, you choose the websites you visit.

(to borrow from good ol' Fred NEETzsche).

Sure am glad we know what the television likes to fuck.

Wet dream? More like dry NIGHTMARE, JESUS CHRIST

 

[Seafarer]

you seem really eager to have a discussion about the legitimacy of Biblical canon in a gay furry cartoon

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The last church service I attended recently was an Episcopalian church led by two women pastors. It was literally the first time in my life I didn't feel blatantly threatened by authority.