random_text.txt

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"Mmmm... you got a cute li'l hose there...
now, don't go snitchin' to the fire marshal! This gonna be our li'l secret!"

 

[Tablet County]

Behave your fucking self, you unsocialised street-shitting ape.

What if his nickname is an acronym?
Vigorously
And
Unflinchingly
Sucking
Horseocks

>not printing out and laminating your pornography for sorting in the porn cabinet.

we are all in the same postmodern hellscape together and not everyone has the coping skills to deal with it in a healthy way.

 

[Real Mayun]

666 sick sick sicks

 

[monstrous bubo]

"He showed me his no no stick over the internet”

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I nominate anything said by @geppeto's woodclock, who is an absolute mongoloid.

Aren't we alive to do bad things?

"you stupid f*cking piece of stupid goddamn shitbag of testicle balls!" [accompanied with extended middle finger]

Furthermore here is the dictionary.com definitions of both nigger and cisgender. Note one and only one of them is marked as offensive.

What is this place, Stalking College?

Are there any humans on this site, or is everyone just a bot who spams trolly comments?

For an autistic, I have an active sex life (with people I wish to) and many women as friends.

Nice try, but I am sexually active.

Next question why does this board dislike the blacks so much?

Not my favourite group of people either but same logic applies- they can't help they were born n1663r.

Bonus responses to his sperging:

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

>Greetings my neurotypical female gender passionate love companion who was assigned male sex at birth. What a lovely day to be a neurodivergent person of handicapable potential. Could you pass the bugmeal for our celebratory consummation please?

and of course:

Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger. I'm 100% nigger.
Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger. I'm 300% nigger.

Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger, why you scared to go to court?
Shiiieeet, cuz tha judge look juuuuss like that mothafucka put our ass on a boat an' made me a nigger.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Yes, this is actual prostitute piss, and she made me drink it all. Her prescription medication gave it a fruity flavor.

Does that mean the women tattoo beards and do ooga booga dances as well as prioritizing the rights of "trans" women over women?

You couldn't pay me enough to have sex with one of those.

Would it be a good idea for a KKK forum to create a "safe space" on their board for black people to post on?

Yes you will need to vary your conversation topics and talk about something other than Yu-Gi-Oh, and refrain from licking people's stuff. But it will be worth it.

It's about males on the spectrum who may need a little assistance finding a gf, which I can assure you all there is no shame in. Think of this as a support group where we all sit in a circle.

Say nigger all you want if it helps you feel better but only when it's your turn to speak.

I spent my first date sucking on a circumcised penis (he was Jew) then freaking out about how terrible cum tastes.

Give me a nice glass of warm peepee any day.

Look at Mr Brainbox who passed high school and college without any help from the Asians.

 

[geppeto's woodclock]

Yes, my comments are golden. Golden like the perfect yellow/orange blend of pee.

Maybe one of them can make it as one of the site's quotes?

 

[Chongqing]

Just checked him out and saw him lose $5000 to a lobster based slot machine.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Is there a woman of the year that’s actually a woman these days?

 

[Something Awful]

Jackie Singh's analysis of the Kiwi Farms Telegram.

 

[Pissmaster]

"Larry Fucking David ... did ... that? And thoguht it was going to be ... funny? What? What an asshole. What a stupid, self-centered, tone deaf asshole. (...) I'm a 51 year-old man and my heart is pounding right now, recalling how I felt when I was a little boy who loved Grover the way today's kids love Elmo."

(context: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/wil-wheaton-felicia-day.38004/post-17682255)

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

MENTAL MALWARE BROADCASTED TO MY FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS BY KIWI GANGSTER COMPUTER GODS AND THEIR NIGGER PUPPET UNDERLINGS...DONATE MONEY OR EVEN SUBSCRIBE TO MY SUBSTACK TO SUPPORT ME, YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE.

 

[RACISM]

saddam why DID you post your mother's fucking cleavage you fucking degenerate

i dunno thought she would show me boobs

 

[Tablet County]

If getting a good deal is gay I don't want to be straight.

You are fat, retarded and you stinks high hell, and no other men would fuck you in general.

This whole slippery slope narrative might have merit if he hadn't been going on and on about how much he loves horse cock for years.

15th century Portuguese were weeb enough to name a country after their waifu.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

KIWI FARMS IS THE HARDSHIP

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-17686323

 

[LastStableVersion]

he looks more like a pussy faggot than a 51 year old man.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

This is like being in the middle of a kame hameha duel and asking Goku for a time out because his beam's getting a little too close.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"That's why I like girls, they are too scared to confront someone stronger than them." is what he may as well wrote.

So how long before hackers figure out how to stream meat spin on those fancy face computers?

Why am I trying to deduce the off-hand comments of a retard?

She is far too old for me. And I was born in the year of Our Lord 1580.

Some people lick the utensils after mixing a very tasty dissert. Some other people lick the tip of their dilators after jamming them on their open wounds. Don't be a bigot!

eyes are sometimes easy to miss, with these big fuckoff glowing LED lights every woman is gonna know i'm staring squarely at her boobers
and they know that i know that they know that i want them to know

You could never tell by just looking at him that he's such a dang dirty troll.

I can only imagine what it feels like for women to read about “Lilith” fondling their “big bimbo boobas” while discussing the intricacies of womanhood and how hard it makes their girlcock.

"I meet strange men for gay hookups and let them fuck me in the ass and spit in my mouth, and they don't respect me or think I'm relationship material, how could this happen?"

Are they attempting to speedrun an any% honor-killing?

I am really hoping the Fates have accountability planned for these people...

Rob is fat and I think I have a cousin who's a GDILF chaser who would have sex with him.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Epik trolled themselves

So if some nigger robs you, you're just supposed to say "Aloha" to your wallet?

 

[MrJokerRager]

NIGGER YOU'VE LOST. DEAL WITH IT