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[Haffhart]

I knew it with my guts the guy was a prick

This whole thing was unsettling and cringe.

 

[Shlomo XL]

Are we talking about goblins now? I have strong opinions about goblins.

hehe

 

[Tablet County]

It's a Quality Shit Post. It's detailed because I have a talent for creative writing that I thought that being a journalist you'd appreciate.

you are not bastion of masculinity, you are a fat retard posting on a gossip site.

 

[Hitman One]

The government’s plan to outlaw doxxing was welcomed by the Executive Council of Australian Jewry

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

@Bryan Dunn would you fly to england to fart in elaine's vagina?

You can't wash away Bri'ish...

 

[Dr. Butt]

You don't count.

 

[brooky]

Did you bother to read the thread and see the context..I doubt it.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

here i was thinking this year was gonna be the year of the toilet wine botulism saga.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Based illiterate retard.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Yes I know these have nothing to do with each other but what is it with dead lesbians?

Now, I am going to prefix this by saying you should never do it a mass shooting (sorry if some find that controversial)

Ghetto end of the bell curve ruining it for us 143 IQ squatters that need a place to abuse datura

That he was able to tell that the steaming turd left behind was jewish is impressive.

ngl I'm sorta loving The Kiwi Farms and The Mystery Of The Shooter's Crotch easily as good as The Mystery Of The Mashed Potato

the motive seems to be a combination of schizo possibly pooner nutbag, messy divorce custody battle and previously undetected lolcowism.

I don’t think plants have the self-conscious to question if they’re gay or not because they’re too busy reproducing and living to care.

only altright death frog racist antisemites want non-poop streets

Extremely gay, but Bison are fucking wonderful.

I've been on a fujo bashing trip all day. It's just a word at this point.

 

[Pedophobe]

This Wogglebug hole gets deeper and deeper...

 

[MrJokerRager]

I'm gonna tell you something: dad was in the Gulf War. I know about Iraq. It's a mess. But we won it. Acting like Bush is worse than Obama is fucking ridiculous. And if I hear "war criminal" without seeing Japanese labor camps- gitmo don't count, get fucked- I'm going to break something

 

[Gentlebastard]

The fatter he gets, the dumber he gets, and the dumber he gets, the fatter he gets.

He's such an insufferable faggot. If I shared a political opinion with Fat then I'd have to rethink my entire worldview.

"We keep telling y'all. ." <-- the exact moment you can quit reading.

The mental gymnastics are olympian level, Jesus Christ.

Imagine even being able to say shit that retarded.

How the fuck do You manage to botch "being a fucking Redhead"

I take cold comfort in the fact that, no matter how badly I've fucked up, no matter how sucky my life seems to be, I'll never have fucked up so badly I had to pay tens of thousands of dollars to retards on the internet.

Is that supposed to be a copypasta or something? That's one of the most unhinged spiels I've ever read.

There's some things you just can't play-pretend away.

"HELP THE HRT AND DENIAL DOES NOTHING."

She's always been an unstable attention whore, but she's really gone off the rails the past few years.

She now thinks she's a transman, has a dick growing in her stomach and thinks a ghost is trying to rapemarry her. It's wild.

New masculine gender affirming trait dropped: Having diarrhea

 

[Lemmingwiser]

I don't know where you think you are but welcome to kiwi farms.

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

Stop retardjacketing us, you fucking neo reactionary stochastic terrorist C.H.U.D.

 

[ScooterL]

If someone was publicly accusing me for years of homosexual incestuous rape, the last thing I would want to do is read their book.

 

[Spud]

the straight guys don't like gay stuff. I just can't win!

I prefer looking nice scenes with hot looking high-poly ladies with my custom-made MALE character, thank you.

HOW YOU DO TRAUMA SURGERY AT HOME SO THE JEWS CAN'T GET YOU.

 

[Shlomo XL]

Hard hitting social commentary under the guise of funny Wojak animations.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Like I don’t care if it’s Chris Hemsworth, the moment you rape and murder you’re not hot. Sorry maybe it’s my weird fetish for a man who won’t wear my skin?

There is nobody fighting here. There is just a fat fuck eating pizza.

 

[John Shedletsky]

From this thread about Twomad's death.