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If you think about it, women in shoulder pads is Political Sperging IRL.

EDIT: THINGS SOMETIMES HAPPEN. EAT SHIT REDDIT. PRAISE COBRA'S MAGIC.

OK, last response. I'm sure people must be bored of this so if anyone is really interested in my relationship with pornography, they should slide into my DM's.

I wouldn't even watch porn of you

Joe Biden is so old that Patrick Tomlinson is really fat.
 
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I would like to remind people that according to the Supreme Court it's a First Amendment Right to laugh at and call Patrick fat.

You just didn't have to answer bro. Now you've responded to a diperfur with a piss stained diaper. Why did you do this? Why not just laugh?

I made it 5 seconds before I had to turn it off because killing myself was starting to seem like a really good idea.

I felt quite honored when I got my first autistic reaction.

his political affiliation is retard

Thr Beaumont Society was a " self-help group for transsexuals" founded in 1966. Several of the (tormented) wives pointed out that their trans husbands loved trains cause that was the aspergers-du-jour back then. Now it's Crusader Kings, Hearts of Iron, and Hatsune Miku. Who knows what terrors the future holds.
 
Yes
Omg
I feel like
Wanna see u naked
And you just wear your cross necklace
Then i carry u
Kiss ur lips for 15 mins
Then I thru u on the bed
Then I jump on u
Then bring my hard cock and put it between ur boobs and touching your cross necklace going to ur mouth to suck it to me and choke on it
Then when my dick extend more to ur mouth, your cross necklace will be under my balls
While you suck my dick so hard
I find it too fkn hot
🔥
 
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