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[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

The whole point of being a tranny is being able to force people to listen to your- your gay bullshit, you know? And shooting their kids up with estrogen.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

"NO I AM NOT SHOPLIFTING OFFICER MY ASS ALWAYS SOUNDS LIKE SIX TEACUPS AND A SILVERWARE SET ARE INSIDE IT ITS A MEDICAL CONDITION".

Ching chong, grab the bong,
Hit it light, that shit strong!

Yeah. How about not going to a random sus as fuck stranger's house and sticking your dick through a random hole in a sheet in a doorway. That would have 100% prevented it.

My disdain for cops, New York, and New York government officials has not changed drastically in the last three weeks.

"Vaginal?" the man asked, exasperated, waiting for his opportunity to strike.
"No," said the faggot in a feminized but still clearly male voice, "anal only, or else I can't cum".
The man, still not realizing he was being tricked, stuck his raw cock into the poopy butthole. Just then, the faggot made a masculine groan as his butthole was expanded. Suspicious, the man ripped down the sheet, only to find not a woman, but a HOMOSEXUAL on the other side!

He looks more like a Shylock than a Jewboy to me but it's always a very of-the-moment call which slur to choose when you are forcibly disembarking a naval passenger.

I was the empty paper towel dispenser. I heard one of the girls say, "In the name of Dynastia, I slap ya'll!"

Breeders ain't shit but lunch to pits
Bite off deez nuts and eat the dick

Have you ever woken up with morning wood one day and decided you might be a lesbian?

They glow in the dark, you can see them if you're running. You just bite them, that's woof you do.

a year or so later back in the day at Jeff Davis Jr High somebody tried to culturally enrich me and one of the other handbells nerds when we were hauling shit but I got him in a Diamond Cutter and fortunately neither of us was smart enough to realize that actually does far more damage to me than him so he ran off immediately

white supremacy is to blame for this crisis and the solution is more diversity, at least in the fungus department

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Never call me a NEET again you hag

 

[Tablet County]

nexon rules. they're gonna run the whole god damn world soon. nexon is like a platonic ideal of the korean hyper-jew. any time i think of nexon offices in my head i'm picturing a building made of concrete color painted foam staffed by five foot tall spiders.

Children should be digging ditches, not waxing them.

Hello,

After reviewing the available information, we want to let you know _N_I_G_G_E_R hasn't broken our safety policies.

 

[clipartfan92]

please do not tell me that is a live audience for 5 tv screens with cartoon characters on it

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

i hate reading

Jesus Christ dude, can I get a tldr?

All looks pretty gay to me.

What the actual fuck did I read? Jesus dude, what possessed you to read and summarize all of this? Great thread.

 

[Lithuophile]

How does Ralph afford air conditioning?

He cools himself off by rolling in mud.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

This thread has confirmed for me that the handmaids' tale is a utopian piece of fiction

 

[Tablet County]

Are you calling me a retard for endlessly arguing with an autist about cartoons?!

 

[Skitarii]

SHO was also raped by BBL and kept in Lithuophile's rape dungeon

 

[JustSomeDong]

You hate metric because its different. I hate metric because it was invented by French Communists. We are not the same.

So basically, in a deranged way, simping is the way forward. Bet you didn't have that one in your bingo card!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

NO STALKER MAILMAN, YOU WILL NOT DELIVER THESE CRIMINAL LETTERS TO ME! ENJOY PRISON!

 

[Poonocchio]

"My wife and I are struggling with capitalism" is a pretty fancy way of saying "I flushed all our savings down the shitter by guillotining my dick off and rendering myself unemployable and reliant on constant medical care for the rest of my life as a result".

 

[I'm Retarded?]

I'm a sigma male, okay, alright? I can... I dominate a lot of autists daily, autists I work with. I dominate them. I absolutely dominate the autists at my threads. I dominate them with my sarcasm, my unspoken rizz, the way I talk, my eye contact, my hand motions, my body language. I dominate! Daily! On a daily basis. Even the femcels. I dominate them, I dominate the femcels at my threads, okay, I use a combination of lies, manipulation, cheating, stealing, gaslighting, bullying, insulting and flexing to make sure that everybody in my threads stay under my thumb where I want them.

 

[Pedophobe]

Even if the ENTIRE FORUM is compromised of unemployed, basement dwelling neckbeard incels, at least we have one thing you don't, our dignity is still intact.

(Had to cheat a bit with that one because the good general was possibly a bit tired & emotional when they wrote it)

What a fucking embarrassment you have turned yourself into.

Seeing a guy like this would be really sad, if he didn't Broadcast it willingly.

"You started this. Anything that happens to you is your own fault"

 

[LastStableVersion]

MA THE FAT FAGGOT IS ARGUING WITH HIS TOILET AGAIN!

 

[frozen_runner]

Herro, US Navy, can I join? Yes my rame is Mao She-Dong. Yes I am a twanssexual. I hear u Americans big on that.

why did they name a country after a picture file format

To quote Otae; "If I'm sorry was enough, Seppuku wouldn't exist."

Shit like this explains so much why nips are naturally autistic.

I once had a dream where John Oliver was doing call-ins and I got on and started screaming “Nigger” and he freaked out so bad it induced a seizure.

It’s one of my greatest dreams tbh, even better than the one where I was blown in the backseat of a limo by three big titty Muslim women.

You know you don't pass when even the Canadian legal system says you're just a dude in a wig

This is the worst thing to ever happen on January 6th

You can't have globohomo without the homo.

YO WAS THAT A STRAIGHT UP OHIO RIZZFERENCE? SHIGGY MY NIGGY

How do you say "truscum" in Spanish?

Cue a Lovecraftian mental image of a Trans Ouroboros eating its own...tail...

Is the phallus at least oak?

The English words in that sentence give it an uncanny sheen. It's almost language, almost, so close! But then hershita timsina vagcheese.

"I was a child slave.

In Roblox."

 

[Gentlebastard]

This is extremely concerning… Libsoftiktok is trying to compete with us for cyberbullying trannies to death saying mean things about them.

He has a website where he offers the usual tech services: building a website, designing an app, carrying your unborn child in his womb for nine months...

Yes, for the low low price of $60,000, you too could impregnate a transvestite!

I wonder if he's got a box lined up for the fetus to gestate in?

I know I'm feels-posting here but I genuinely do hope this kid gets the fuck off Reddit (and the internet as a whole), stops wearing dresses and touches a industrial quantity of grass.

I sort of agree with them, he's an utterly insane moron.

I hate the retards on our side moreso than leftists, because they make us look bad.

I was unaware that a chicken could be homophobic but I guess chickens are based now?

That is the face of a man that watches black men fart in his wife's vagina- and likes it.

Why does this guy look like a sex pervert in every still photo?

The lack of "I locked myself in the bathroom to cry" is an anticlimax.

It's also pretty interesting to see first-hand people seething about Kiwi Farms in the wild (as opposed to seeing screencaps of people seething about this site, posted on this site).

 

[JustSomeDong]

If someone handed me a wooden dick I will absolutely be sword fighting at lunch with it.

 

[grenouille crétine]

[tumblr screenshot] “Why Gorge Floyd? Sometimes, a person just ends up becoming something bigger.”