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I hope this urofaggot tears a hole in OP's colon with his edgy emo cocka

This is an adult webzone. all underage targets of thirsty gay nekos should move to reddit or discord pls

Gnome activities are underrated. I love going on night hikes near my village on a hillside trail, I can look in my neighbors' bright windows and see their goings-on. They do not know that I am there, passing along in the woods on my dire journey to the gas station. I feel small and gnomish. It's a whimsical, impish sort of energy.

i think if you get groomed on kiwi farms you probably deserved it
 
I’m willing to debate cornstarch metaphysics and make a fool out of myself, yes

"How can you be pro Palestine but anti LGBT?"

Well it’s not as though he could get a real job, at least not while he’s in the Fitness Protection Program.

don't let your autistic kids anywhere near the working compiler and code editor, please

Who knew that the intricacies of the Unicode standard held the key to defeating AIDS?

EDIT: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THEY ARE DOING THE CORPORATE THINKING HAT DISCUSSION USING IT I AM SO FUCKED

I assume the reason he's enciphered it because it reveals something embarrassing, like he's a paedophile or watches Deep Space 9.

SECRET OKRA BINGE! SECRET OKRA BINGE!

London is a shit hole. I’d rather live in the outer Hebrides with a bunch of seals. Or even Sheffield.

I sometimes feel we were unintentionally cruel by giving these people access to advanced technology like stoves

I can't believe edgy atheism is still a thing. Even when I was a teenager it was starting to fall out of fashion and considered cringe.

I wasn't quite braced for this level of autism
 
It was all a dream, used to smoke crack when I stream
Rats and bitches in the chat when I stream
Punching holes in my wall
Every single day beg to make it big, until I lose it all
Bossman dad brings the steak up, while I get staked up
Ain't smoked weed out of a crack pipe since the bong arrived
Way back when I had that big feature off the cat and mouse, with the rats to match
 
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It's always tough to see other people living your dream

Damn, that's like Dashcon levels of disappointment

We're gonna need a LOT of Quick Lime.

Look I agree with you 90% of the time but please don’t post in my thread you are too toxic to civil discourse.

People take too many pictures, anyway. Nobody cares about your ugly kid, you don't need to share your entire life on social media. It's nice to let grandma know how it's going, even though she's 3 states away, but you could also give her a phone call? If you have 30 cousins then just pick your favorite and text them a picture of your cat, an ascii cock, a link to your newest literotica release, however your family works I guess.

Just because you're into some weird shit doesn't mean pedophiles get a pass so you can keep jerkin it to pictures of trains and planes you ill intentioned fuck.

Secretly recording a gaggle of tweens in your house seems like another great way to have the fuzz knocking on your door.

I've said this about similar articles before, but this should be the plot of the next Chucky movie.
 
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