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[Johnny Salami]

Let's make him watch Berserk.

The guy gets raped by a black guy in it.

Should have never let God take our spare rib for you niggers.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Wikipedia

@Doubly Punished Snigger fair point. Theres like normie weird shit, stuff like domination play, and like, I would not trust myself around that person weird. Like scat fetishist, I would never trust a scat fetishist

I would never trust a scat fetishist

Don't make it a paw they'll jack off to it

We need some Nuremberg style trials here to determine who did and didn't engage in gay furry rp

*nuzzles the noose as I slip my head through it OwO*

uWu your face is getting so red *nuzzles stool* is it gonna pop for me lake-chan *kicks stool* ufufufufu lake-chan you went ACK! uWu

"Hey kids, if you get in the van, I can take you to meet the evil chocolate maker."

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Shut up.

We need some Nuremberg style trials here to determine who did and didn't engage in gay furry rp

 

[Pedophobe]

Being a furfaggot is still less cucked than fleeing to PMs because a man who pretends to be Hulk Hogan is making fun of you.

The Catler Memorial Dumpsterfire threads are a goldmine of random quotes.

 

[Tablet County]

Internet Historian: 'Apologies...APOLOGIES! What IS an apology, and why did this Socrates guy get his buddy Plato to write his? He could've just recorded it to upload on youtube! If sorry is the hardest word to say, why do people get upset when I say ni(THIS VIDEO IS UNAVAILABLE). Are your favorite influencers truly regretful, or are really double agents of remorse! If telling lies is wrong, why do I have to apologise for reading out FBI statistics?! All this and more, on In The Field!'

This isn't Like a Dragon and you're not Ichiban.
You're just a bitch.

Doesn't voluntarily going to the rapist kind of defeat the purpose?

I tried to convince @SandyCat to ERP but all he wants is for me to roleplay a sentient sandwich so he can vore me.

*unfurls cock menacingly*

Love hate.
Football racism!

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Involuntary Celebrity

the rape part is easy it just doesn't know the character

@Golden Bat

YOU KNOW WHAT.
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU TOO
AND FUCK YOUR PEOPLES

@Black Man Underwear, I will kill you personally.
In my underwaer

@black man underwater I will fucking find you

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

EDIT: God damn, anybody else notice that teddy bear’s fat pussy?

So... did the birthday gangbang happen?

How the fuck do you get a 147 page divorce document?

It's one thing to trick him into saying, "happy birthday, Mike Hunt and Ted Bundy". It's another to ruin people's Olive Garden dinner

10 Facts About The Man Who Kept Severed Vaginas In His Freezer

we have all been held down by strange men while other men ejaculated in thin rubber sheaths inside us

Gay furry RP I could probably explain to my boss but light theme is inexcusable

How hard is it to literally just post slurs and laugh at fat people instead of using Kiwifarms as discount Myspace for private message furry ERP

Edit: If I remember right, the context for the cat butthole pic was that he was being called a zoophile degenerate by other users and as proof that he didn't rape his cat he posted the pics of his cat's butthole.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

@Involuntary Celebrity

Muttley from Wacky Races if anyone's wondering (it could do the Bill Gates part fine).

 

[Pedophobe]

Remember kiwi's, use that report button because only YOU can prevent unironic furfaggotry.

 

[ZazietheBeast]

We were promised flying cars, we got dog sex dolls.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

Killing yourself works the best to get out of any commitments.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I then promptly curse-ye-ha-me-ha'd him with AIDS in a post on his profile (hopefully that stuck).

 

[BirdUp]

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

It's a "never diagnosed but wouldn't be surprised" kinda thing.

 

[NSJAP]

Mengele came to me in a dream once while I was in LA. He was burning children with a flamethrower and laughing like a robot almost on autotune but it wasn’t melodic.

 

[Chongqing]

I removed a randomly placed "lol." Here's the quote.

There's a sweet spot with a pretty wide margin of error. For a 5'5 woman, it's between 120-250 lbs.

 

[BirdUp]

9/11 whats your emergency?

Oh no i jumped out the window!!!

Aw man that suck! Better luck next time!

Lol, w
.hat do yo.u think of this.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I do not want to be associated with somebody who had virtual furry sex with a kiwifarmer.

 

[Gentlebastard]

When suicide baiting doesn't work, you have to take the next step, the ultimate step, the irrevocable act ... you have to write a letter.

No idea who this is, but i just looked her up and her anus is in a sorry state. All swollen, puffy and black, like a neglected dogs eye. Very disrespectful.

What if I wear one of my shirts with a complex plant root system on it and a metalhead comes to me and goes "Oh, so you like the Frozen Goat Fetus? Name five songs"

Read this post about 3 times and I still have no clue who in this thread you are trying to mock. It's like you just vomited up a bunch of buzzwords and incoherently strung them together.

I hope he keeps suing until he gets to the Supreme Court so that Clarence Thomas can personally call him a fat faggot with bitch tits.

Can a mod add 'assassinated by South Korea' to the poll?

I prefer to use the scientific term "whores".

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Tealeaf

that would suggest being depressed is retarded

@Feefee81093

My step brother did that shit when the bathroom was right down the hall.

@Bargain Bin Laden

How come there are never any hot pedophiles?

@Golden Bat

I am a jenkem maniac.