random_text.txt

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I saw a gay nigga at the bakery the other day and I tried to give him the islamic content sticker IRL but couldn't find out how to do so

 

[BirdUp]

lmfao you have clearly never watched a single video of ours together holy shit. we're in a full time bdsm relationship based on dynamic, not some vanilla bedroom only thing. i worship his dick 24/7. but thanks for providing us with material for our next 'salty beta' video

He also groomed me a bit, suggesting that I should go onto adderall to help with my ADHD and he encouraged my to shave my legs (which I actually ended up doing).

 

[Pedophobe]

Not to defend furries, but yiff yiff yiff uwu *crinkles* give me scritches.

Trans genocide is to genocide what trans women are to women.

I used to have a yearly meltdown as a very little kid about the implausiblity of Santa clause and it was a fucking relief when it was finally given up on.

When I walk around my ass cheeks sound like two party balloons rubbing against each other. Literally SQUEAKY clean.

 

[Tablet County]

If I eat Jack Scalfani's food, I will have a stroke.
If I eat Kay's food, I will turn into a margarine tard like her son.
If I eat Cobe's food, I'll be blessed by Cobra's magic.

"You know what would really take the edge off? Fucking a doll that looks like a 6-year-old boy. Really working my dick up inside that doll ass. Busting a nut in a silicon doll anus. Riding that doll bussy like a rodeo. Feeling my testicles slap against the man-made horror of a child fuck doll. The coooooom must flow!"

A Bloody Mary garnished with a whole ass fried rotisserie chicken?
The mythic realm of Milwaukee grows more fantastical by the minute!

There's a difference between joining a website because you enjoy gawking at internet weirdos and joining it because everywhere else on the internet banned you from calling people niggers.

 

[eatler]

would you have sex with a kiwi farms user

THE LEAF MUST BE RAKED

The Day of the Rake is coming. No Leaf shall be spared.

There's some Islamic countries more progressive on this than the Farms, I'm not sure what he was expecting.

 

[BirdUp]

5 years
5 years
still you
still me
still here
5 years
5 years baby
5 years
5 years

 

[Gentlebastard]

On the Annoying Faggot scale, New Yorkers bragging about their fucking bodegas are right up there with cyclists and vegans.

My very important legal opinion:

Lmao we saw his dick.

If I have to choose between fascism and being eaten by space bugs, I'm taking the fascism.

Your honor, we, the jury, find the plaintiff fat and with bitch tits.

Are you implying there are people who are CROSSING STATE LINES to make felonious book reviews?

Seeing some of these pictures are legit haunting. I sometimes wonder if I'm going to see some guy I knew in the past on here. It's like a fate worse than death.

This guy is a never ending fountain of retardation

And yes I did capture that screenshot four seconds after it was posted. I have a vibrating orb installed in my prostate that activates any time fatrick pOAAAAAAAAAAUGHGHHAHHHESDOINGITAGAIN

I like how Milwaukee is a place I only know about through Red Letter Media videos and Patposting. It's like a mythical place in my mind.

it's also hilarious for outsiders to see the "racist nazi a website" come down strongly in support of a nigger every single time one goes up against a cow, it's almost like it's a website dedicated to lolcows

Now you got me picturing the feds storming some creep’s apartment and seizing his computer and finding nothing but terabytes and terabytes of pictures of pedophiles. No children, no CSAM, just pedophiles. Pedophilephile sounds like one of those classic SNL sketches that was uproariously funny when it first aired (and then good for a chuckle, and then tedious, and then nauseating).

I can smell this greasy faggot through my screen

I'll never let my kids carry the burden of owning t-shirts. They'll be naked hunter-gatheres and only allowed to use neolithic tools.

 

[Tablet County]

People that see you do one thing once, and jump to the conclusion that that's your defining personality trait. The kind that keep bringing it up like it's some epic in joke when it clearly wasn't. For example if you order a Caesar salad once, they'll be bringing it up like it's some amazingly witty reference.

lmfao salad boy

The quality of shoes has gone very downhill within the past 4-5 years. I don't remember them ever being particularly great, but "back in my day" those child slaves used to at least put some sweat into them.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Pat posting is going to be bigger than any Russell Greer song

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I bought my daughter a pack of stickers not all that long ago; I stuck the first one, a rainbow, to her forehead and told her, "I rate you optimistic."

 

[JJLiautaud]

Found a new quote for the Random.txt

There is no hint of Dionysian spirit, pleasure, or sensuality in Aella's sexual escapades and that's what makes it so unsettling

 

[Seafarer]

I do not want to be associated with somebody who had virtual furry sex with a kiwifarmer.

 

[The Pulverizer]

I can't directly quote the post because it's from a PM. This screenshot was featured in 0 2's thread.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I got banned from that game. I used to call a meeting within 5 seconds of the game starting and always said black was the imposter. When asked why, I would just reply "crime statistics". Never failed to cause multiple people to get butthurt.

 

[Gog & Magog]

As a Canadian, I would be willing to house a Afrikaner family for up to 6 months at my place if it comes to it. I would actually like to go south and kill as many judeo-bolshevik negroids as possible but its too far away from the Northlands.

 

[Pedophobe]

He has that winning combination of immaturity, stupidity and a total inability and unwillingness to learn from his mistakes.

However you think I pronounced it, I did it the opposite way just to anger you. It is GIF.

Just shows how much damage a retarded poison dwarf can do if you're not paying attention.

 

[SentinentCloud]

It's like the English version of a Cheech & Chong film, just a bit deeper.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

We were merely dicking around, playing with the idea of vore.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Thanks for the warning. Some of us are reading in public. Gay furry RP I could probably explain to my boss but light theme is inexcusable

@SandyCat

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

One more thing I would add is that I'm glad that I didn't make it on the kiwi farms Epstein list of gay furry ERP.

Even guys who take fists up their ass are capable of holding their shit.