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[Tablet County]

I don't actually have a child. Made up the child and having a husband bit a while back so I wouldn't come off as pathetic for buying Amiibos.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

You are more of an assmad faggot than Null is when he sees a pitbull eating cheddar cheese.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Vore is way more cringe than anal sex. And anal sex is pretty fucking cringe.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

i watched hl2_linux get raped in that dm in real time and i couldnt do anything

Counselors are standing by.

 

[Rozzy]

Dude I have a great relationship with my dad because I don't fuck men in the ass. It's nor hard to achieve bro.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

We are splitting hairs here

Better than splitting hares

I have no defence. I was in the ERP chains to jack off with other furs.

Don't you have children to groom into taking puberty blockers and brewing HRT in the bathtub?

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

This nigga fucks pool toys

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

"I have considered [suicide] many times and almost did it in December, but gave up and collapsed in my bed, crying, after I couldn't find the screwdriver required to disassemble my CRT and electrocute myself with it."

 

[WonderWino]

They're adults and i'm not preying on them. I'm giving them an opportunity for self redemption

Note he was talking about 16 year old zoomer age range here

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

I can't believe the person who acted like a faggot tranny was actually a faggot tranny this entire time

when will Kiwifarms' mass murdering spree end ):

I hate faggots so much it's unreal.

Man I haven’t been around long enough to get invited to anything fun.

*nuzzles the noose as I slip my head through it OwO*

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Just roll the tape of her tight, hairless, un-molested snatch peeing freely.

TOTAL FURRY DEATH! TOTAL FAGGOT DEATH!

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Maybe he shouldn't have let Pilgrim Barbie kidnap his condoms and turn them into dust, then he wouldn't have AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDSSSSSS

Nah just paint some washed up midget pornstars orange, spray paint a dingy and stick it on the canal, jobs a gudun

Sometimes the only way to prove you aren't a molester is to become a peeping tom.

tfw everybody thinks you're a wonderful person but you secretly just wanted to run a gladiatorial arena for retards the whole time

While you were learning chemistry, I studied and mastered the blade.

If someone invites you to their magical realm, run.

I sat here thinking "Surely he just brought kendo sticks and the reporter is being dramatic."

Then I observed the gleaming steel of an épée and I knew we had gone full retard

They can run all they want, but when Christ returns they will not be able to hide.

If anything, chocolate doesn’t have enough chocolate in it in the first place.

This article mentions “potluck suppers” specifically, which leads me to believe the racists go to the lunches.

I also believe in dark chocolate supremacy.

A clown world that has dendrophiles running around raping trees.

Hey man, love is love and tree ring count is just a number.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If a fire breathing dragon loli becomes a reality, no price is to high.

How can you be certain a software bug or some other malfunction won't cause its robo-vagina to clamp down like a vise, turning your cock into a grisly mess of red flesh?

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

The furry ERP I just dislike, but poor writing? If something is pushed into your throat so far you start to choke, how can you still speak? Terrible attention to detail.

I'll be honest the latest drama is going to give plenty of text but this made me chuckle

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

*faps to gay neko shota on the Blockland forums*

You know the thought had crossed my mind to LARP as a furfag but seeing the people who aren't just LARPing and are actually into it made me change my mind.

 

[Inside your walls]

It's times like these where I wish AIDS was still a death sentence

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

you are God's gayest internet tough guy, you lipstick wearing prancing la-la corpse molesting fruitcake

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

@Estate
Your Head, I'm going to tear it off your shoulders and turn it into a fagolantern

 

[Aquinas 2]

Go back to the Catler group DMs