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[neverendingmidi]

Sander is like an AI trained on self help books and daytime chat shows attempting to pass the Turing test.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

That was ironic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEARLY THREE YEARS AGO MATE!!!!!! IRONY

I've never specifically joked that I was a paedophile, merely joked about framing others with cheese pizza.

I possess an autistic, deadpan sense of humour that doesn't translate well into a text-based format. But I assumed everybody was already taking that into account and calling me a retard because I'm autistic and such.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

The entire ERP was semi-ironic at the beginning, only became somewhat serious nearing the end

You've been grooming me a bit, making me more internally accepting of my closeted homosexuality.

This is sarcasm. I don't actually desire to troon out, have to say this because all you fucks are conspiring against me and desire nothing but my utmost destruction. Seriously, stop it, I beg you.

source is this post

 

[Shlomo XL]

They put top surgery scars ON A FUCKING CRAB.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I as a kid thought this episode was weird. Now as an adult, I still think its weird.

the British exist to be gayer than America

I have a very simple solution, we execute all tiktok users.

Alrighty, just had a cold shower to drive the lustful thoughts of fatrick chained naked to his half porch at the mercy of SERGEANT LYNDON LAWNGDICK EVANS out my mind

...This is how you know someone is an absolute legend. They shitpost in such a way that the powers that be cannot help but pay attention to it.

I want to throw this dude's aunt a party for being so based. I love her.

Simple designs that look the same minus very small diferences is the crack cocaine for turboautism.

Ok I wasnt actually jacking it while listening to sludge metal. You happy now?

Excuse me while I step away. I need to have a loud moment of incoherent rage in private.

His pronouns are chin / chin.

They are gay men. They want other gay men. They want penis. Dick. Schlong. Shaft. Cock and balls. The main attraction. Yes, handys and blowjobs are fun, but it's like ordering an ice-cream sundae and receiving a bowl of whipped cream with a cherry. Where's the ice-cream? Where's the star of the show???

The level of schadenfreude I'm feeling should probably be illegal.

 

[Pedophobe]

I sense a massive storm of cope and backpeddling is on the horizon.

Nothing says stable individual quite like face tattoos.

This nigga fucks pool toys

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

There is a damn good reason why @Bargain Bin Laden goes around talking about eating shit and it's very funny and we all give him high fives, but anyone talking about being a pedophile gets ostracized immediately.

I like how they've replaced "Our Democracy" with the more palatable "Democracy." They Newspeak'd too close to the sun.

 

[ƵIGGER]

I did this and became more racist.

 

[doodoocaca]

No. Clara and I watched Madoka and it sucked. People who watch anime are gigantic retards in general. That avatar is Riven which is from League of Legends, not really an anime.

 

[JustSomeDong]

"Dagoth Ur welcomes you, child, my old stalker. But to this place where niggeroni is made, why have you come unprepared?"

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Dr. Phil going on these normie political shows the last couple weeks has been based. The clips have been fantastic. Dr. Phil in general is fucking based.

 

[barbie meat]

Am I the only one? Whenever I see a long haired troon I just think of Nirvana/Foo Fighters.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and start working on a new album whiny little bitch. Lmao.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

The colorado supreme court laid it's dick on the table. The Supreme Court of the United States was obligated to show that theirs was bigger.

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

They ERP consent accidented several users. I saw poor @RACISM in there, too.

 

[Rotollo 2]

AND STILL, I'M NOT A FURRY. PRAISE THE PISS BEAR.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Gene Roddenberrys dream finally came true and you people want to ban it.

No idea who this is, but i just looked her up and her anus is in a sorry state. All swollen, puffy and black, like a neglected dogs eye. Very disrespectful.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

At low levels of society, you win by being better than others. At high levels, you win by being less retarded.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I just said he is a faggot who looks like he was beaten with a stick. Which he is.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Every year they airdrop the losing superbowl team's shirts on my village and they are always big enough to fit my entire family in, so clearly there is a wieght problem in America.

 

[Imagine Reading This LOL]

I will show up to DC in a green man suit and do cartwheels around the capital if this shit is seen by the SC.