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[Spud]

Is jerking off to cartoon children really that vital for society

Not gonna lie, I would want people who jerk off to call of duty arrested.

 

[Gentlebastard]

for my sanity i like to believe this is a huge honeypot and anyone buying these things automatically gets flagged for being a danger to society.

You have a cocoa guy?

How can I get a cocoa guy?

I never knew I needed this before.

"I may have blown $3,000 on grass in the past year but I'm not, like, addicted man"
I've seen so many dumbasses make this exact argument that I'd rather spent time with gutter-dwelling alcoholics for their honesty.

The rational part of me is against this. The troll part of me is strongly in favor.

Oh~ He's making a list,
He's checking it twice!
Gonna find out who jewish or nice!
Adolf Hitler's coming to town.

I would bully the fuck out of him if he was in my class. And I'm a smug, know-it-all with a speech impediment.

women are just as if not more capable of being retarded than men

But what else is a man to think when even his own toilet has turned against him?

I won't sugarcoat the facts: we are losing the war on babies.

It's amazing just how fucking disgusting both sides of this retard fight are.

This is the gayest shit I've ever read in every sense of the word.

I support redditors being antinatalists, i don't wa t any of them breeding.

how down bad do you gotta be in the bitches department to believe women naturally have a fishy funk about them?

Dogs are the second-in-commands in Mother Nature's transphobe army, after parrots, who are the J. K. Rowlings of the animal world.

When I’m not feeling pretty, I look in the mirror and think, “damn girl, you fine!“. But not everyone has a functioning mirror or, TBH, my sexual heat.

he sounds like it takes him enormous effort to talk or think. nice death-gurgle at 1:28

Fuck you for making me think hard about this, but I love it.

 

[Croaking Spider]

Nah nigga you were ERECT

 

[Tablet County]

When the CIA created me, the project code name was gorillapox

You know, gay drama can be fun, just look at Hamlet.

On a scale of one to oy vey how many shoas is this?

pidgin is just one of those participation trophies for nigs who can't into anything aside clicking and rape

 

[frozen_runner]

Global American Empire (G.A.E.) perfectly sums up midwit reddit politics.

Endless "humanitarian interventions" where Hillary Clinton burns down third world countries until they agree to hold Disney-sponsored kiddie pride parades, and all the heckin' diversarinos wave the rainbow-blm-ukraine flag to defeat Huwite Supremism.

Who let the gypsy in? Everyone, check your wallets.

PUT THE ESTROGEN IN THE BAG AND NO ONE GETS HURT!

good enough for a soprano's fapper

He’d be in a lot less trouble if he used Benadryl or Dramamine like a normal person and not Xanax

Is this gamergate 2 or 3, i lost count

Best way to prevent mass shootings is to give me 1m bucks and you'll have at least prevented 1 person from becoming a crazy

Do not ever trust a homosexual or a Jew, let alone both.

Once after having killed a bandit I spied a sausage in his inventory and ate it and then the game crashed. Very anomalous, comrade.

"Late Capitalism" New euphuism for niggers just dropped.

I am way out of the loop because I stopped keeping tabs on things that were having a negative effect on my mental health

If anything, chocolate doesn’t have enough chocolate in it in the first place.

Hey man, love is love and tree ring count is just a number.

The reddit seeth is fucking delicious. I am growing stronger like a sperg succubus.

So what you're saying is the Halo Theme is CHUD art?

At low levels of society, you win by being better than others. At high levels, you win by being less retarded.

That's what the Jews want you to think

Absolutely based. We need more nazi swastikas. Jews deserve to be under constant fear.

Edit: Nvm. No mercy to libtards. Both jews and libshits deserve the death penalty.

It's times like these I remember what my great grandpappy told me.
"Do you really think she wants a picture of your cock because she's gonna pleasure herself to it? Okay retard."

 

[tehpope]

We'll let you know who's President, as soon as we finish writing the votes.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

If KF can DOX this guy; I’ll fuck a chicken on live TV.

 

[JustSomeDong]

This is good content and I'm not sorry for enjoying it.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

how hard is it exactly to just post about your hobbies without doxing yourself?

 

[eatler]

Poopoopeepeerape666 quoted your post in the NIGGERS EATING CORNSTARCH thread

 

[ƵIGGER]

I once got added to a rape enthusiast dm thread. I have no idea why I was,but it was really weird.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Lidl Drip reacted to your post in thread "Private/Direct Messages Chain Spam Issue" with feels.

WHY MUST YOU MOCK ME

 

[Tablet County]

Woman, whoa man, whoaaaaaaa man.

I can just imagine a bunch of Vikings in a long boat on the storm tossed sea, navigating by keeping the moonlit arctic ice pack starboard, when Svenroggir lisps to Harald “you know, your ath lookth hotter in seal fur”

TLDR; Rykard: NEW WORLD ORDER! NEW WORLD ORDER! NEW WORLD ORDER!
Radhan: No, stalker child! I will not eat zee bugs.

I would consider myself the title above, I may hold radical opinions that somehow autisticly counter each other.

Bring up any topic and I'll be happy to first show my opinion and then have a 43 page slapfight where it was clear page 2 that I lost.

I still have no idea who this woman is besides boob. Now a disengaged person like me who has never heard of her has heard of her and her boobs many, many times. In this way, it seems like this Sweeney woman has played her cards very intelligently.

All my CoachCoins wiped out in a moment. Like tears in the rain.

 

[Harm]

Same post, different thread. Pick the one you hate the most.

 

[eatler]

#stickergate

"Web development is my passion"
-Joshua Connor Moon

 

[Tablet County]

Guys the best way to settle the drama is at 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719

I'm just going to obsessively check my own post history and maintain a spreadsheet of stickers so I can award my own trophies. It's the only reasonable reaction

Please refrain from breaking any laws while telling him he's fat, a bad singer, and you would not have sex with him.

Being a fedposting wignat is like at least 50 successful karmic cycles from where you’re at currently

Your tiny mind would never comprehend the number of revolutions my posts make on the "meta irony wheel".

"Damn bitch, downie dick ain't doing it for you anymore?" Is an unbeatable line.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

uWu what's this *nuzzles rifle barrel*

 

[Tablet County]

Pedophiles love children.
@i am a pedophile lover 69 loves pedophiles.
Ergo @i am a pedophile lover 69 is a child.

Oh now we don’t have to worry about score shaming so I just feel liberated to make lower quality posts

he is so fat that his fat, sweaty, greasy kielbasa fingers are slipping and sliding all over the keyboard, like a retard on fentanyl playing World of Warcraft.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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lol bet
link, archive

I just found out I got bullied into donating to a charity by someone who literally eats shit. this is the lowest point of my life

 

[Law]

We haven't done that bit in ages. Nice Alzheimers, stupids.