random_text.txt

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I prefer women, but it is 2024.

 

[Brain Power]

"Ninian/Eliwood Fire Emblem tranny ovipositon cuntboy mpreg porn" actually stunlocked me. I had to turn off my monitor and think about my life for a couple minutes. Thanks for that, man.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Please someone else archive this shit before they nuke their account, I'm too lazy.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I saw one where a man squeezed a woman's boobs and milk just squirted out.

Its like crack cocaine for coomers.

 

[Tablet County]

Stand back guys, he's beginning to morb mog out

I now believe all women just so i’m not near the gays.

you are God's gayest internet tough guy, you lipstick wearing prancing la-la corpse molesting fruitcake

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I hope my nigga "Cornpop" Clarence reads one of the random.txt.

 

[Tablet County]

Are you autistic? Do you not have theory of mind?

Likes:
Sunken R’lyeh
Destruction
The seething nameless horror of the void at the center of the universe
Tentacles
Bob Iger

I was born a blithering fag and I’ll die a blithering fag.

A literal faggot. Worse still, he's a literal faggot that can't spell:

 

[internet friend]

A man who would rather tell his toilet its going to prison than telling his daughter that he loves her is a man who deserves nothing but contempt.

 

[RACISM]

I don't think I'll live this down. I shouldn't have done this. But I'm coming out as Nullgender. I want to feel what it's like to be a fat fuck who owns a website that documents autistic faggots for some reason. I want to know what it's like to live with S*rbians. I want to be hated by every single normie on the planet. It gives me a hard-on just thinking about it, or as I call it, my Nullpecker. Please respect my decision, Kiwifarmers.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Nobody says, “You know boys, these cripples are getting a little too big for their britches, thinking they can do all sorts of things they can’t. We need to show them just how disabled they really are, so they will learn a little humility.” No, it’s just considered good manners to let the disabled make whatever claims they like, and not to contradict them.

- Clayton Schwartz

I once decided I'd never kill myself unless I could write a suicide note that made it actually make sense. Never got around to that. Glad I didn't, if I wrote one as funny as this, I might have done it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I personally believe that if you're going to drop a nigger enhancer, you may as well go with a strong one, such as "nigger chimp" or "black gorilla nigger."

 

[barbie meat]

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"Trudeau will have you locked up for pre-hate crimes over this one."

 

[Dr. Butt]

Shitting out of his amhole? Many such cases.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

At low levels of society, you win by being better than others. At high levels, you win by being less retarded.

Null is an autistic retard who lives in Eurostan and thinks America has no meat, cheese, and bread. He knows as much about American politics as any typical Eurofag foreigner.

Null says you should buy a gun instead, but doesn’t own a gun. Worse he revers the retard cartridge, 5.7. I don’t know if he’s gonna kill himself to avoid child support or grind children into pepperoni.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I have said it before and I will say it again: I will naked mud wrestle ANY kiwi that wants to step up

 

[Seethan Ralph]

3dpd are so vile and disgusting and evil and cruel and ugly and mean and stupid and treacherous and rude and fat and boring and dirty and lazy and selfish

 

[Gog & Magog]

Can you re-invite me to the staff-only ERP thread? I accidentally clicked "Leave" as I coomed.

the stories of folks who use KF as some sort of substitute for therapy are always wonderful

"I mean she isn't that bad looking. Id give her a 4. Beter than Chantal."
I really hope you're giving her a 4 in some retarded Imperial system where the highest score is 29 and not 10 like in the Metric system you hate so much.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I have no idea what sex I am, he said from his goon cave, which smelled of sour ejaculate. The cross sex clothes piled around him reminded him that he hadn’t pulled his pud in almost twenty minutes. Heh, yeah no idea.

 

[seri0us]

Information travels easily but context doesn't

 

[Pedophobe]

Thank you for the extensive documentation, the manmade horrors are now within my comprehension.