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[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I Have No Butthole, And I Must Shit

 

[Aunt Carol]

There is no pleasing that piece of nigger shit.

Edit - spelling

 

[BirdUp]

Hee is one that hath that unnaturall disease to bee enamour'd of old age, and wrinkles, and loves all things (as Dutchmen doe Cheese) the better for being mouldy and worme-eaten.

 

[Pedophobe]

If only the mental gymnastics burned as many calories as actual exercise.

Nigger faggots, so stunning and brave.

The German national bird is autism and its national flower is OCD.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Are you questioning someone who enjoys watching incredibly gorey death videos?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I had okra recently. It didn't make me think about two dudes fucking each other in the asshole.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

for those confused as to the operation of a colostomy bag fueled shit gun, just imagine a set of bagpipes with only one pipe aimed squarely at your gay fucking face

 

[Gentlebastard]

Could God create a shelf so strong Jack can heave his gunt onto it to expose his private parts for the first time since the Bush administration?

You’ll need to be more specific.

Bush 41, or Bush 43?

yet another case of these super edgy "original" artists having lifted their entire shtick wholesale from another person, not even bothering to file the serial numbers off

If you went back to 2019 and asked Rick "Where do do you see yourself in 5 years?", do you think his response would be "getting trolled on twitter by a troon with mommy issues who's pretending to be a niggercop I'm suing and taunting me about farting in my wife's cunt"?

Life comes at you fast.

Looks like he's being buck broken by pollen like I've been this past couple weeks.

Whoever started that nobody shit deserves [THIS PORTION REMOVED BY INTERNATIONAL LAW].

What in the ever loving fuck is wrong with these people? Autism isn't enough to explain this shit.

This pepperoni is so fucking raw it's trying to sell me a rap cd

Either he needs his own thread or he shouldn't get attention.

Plastic microfibers are the secret ingredient you bigot.

The One Piece article is considered a good article on the Central Kurdish Wikipedia.

 

[Monolith]

"I no longer support child pornography. I quit"

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

I remember a few years ago Joeysalads was getting sucked off because he was planning on running for mayor of NYC or president on a conservative card or something, but all I could think about was "isn't that the guy who pissed in his own mouth?"

 

[BirdUp]

All it takes is that one missing piece of a Beautiful Princess Demon to come clean my room and juden peterstein will personally deliver me the jew geld that I am owed.

 

[Chongqing]

my urine is frankly too powerful

 

[Xarpho's Return]

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES SHE YAP LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN HORN

 

[Haloperidol]

Stop being an Aztec you heart eating retard.

 

[Tablet County]

I once saw a guy on Bestgore who hanged himself in an autoerotic asphyxiation mishap. It was a Chinese guy who hanged himself in a factory. He had a comically tiny penis and for some reason he shoved a stick up his ass. Like he just pulled a little branch off a tree and stuck it in there.

Idek why I’m sharing this

"I watched the Dark Knight Rises, and decided I wanted to take over a city like Bane. I went and stood around outside wearing a Bane costume but for some reason the local police force did not surrender to me. Here is why this is entirely society's fault."

>Loot event
>black history month

 

[Rotollo 2]

Can he sneed tho?

 

[Hitman One]

... yaoi, getting a fake dick made of hairy arm flesh, shaving said fake dick, more yaoi, crying, even more yaoi.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Pressurised shit gun fueled by my colostomy bag.

 

[macrodegenerate]

To put it more simply, this perspective is identical to that of a man who doesn’t want to get fucked in the ass, and would be revolted if you suggested that he try it, let alone told him that something is wrong with him for not wanting to.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

People can orgasm from getting choked and spanked. You don't even need to stick things into your pussy or ass.