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[Tablet County]

It's not a big truck, he was right.

That's rich coming from a kike cloud.

Anybody who calls themselves as a nazi fascist is not, they're a loser.

 

[AGP]

"Hey I call people niggers all day on a gossip forum, want to come over and watch sometime?"

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

They don't have to rise a lot farther for automatically generated images of Taylor Swift getting railed by Oscar the Grouch to turn unprofitable.

Men don't need high quality sperm.
Men need high quality erections.

 

[gagabobo1997]

It keeps me going, knowing that the world will be so much worse off after I'm through with it.

 

[Meat Target]

This is why your tard wranglers don't want to change your diapers

Bro I don't think about drowning Gauchos while I jerk it to Brazilian fart porn and you shouldn't be being concerned about little Brenda getting sexually harassed as ms Cyclonus slips into the buttoned shirt.

Although if you don't stop being fat and go outside, luring schoolgirls into your flat might be the only option you've got.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I am the ouromooros, I am the cattle that consumes itself.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

This is why your tard wranglers don't want to change your diapers

 

[Bill Evans 45]

She is attempting to cut the chicken with her serving spoon.

spoon audibly scrapes across teeth as the dying woman eats alone

Im not defending the weens but as I am an older fringe zoomer, I will defend them.

 

[Doxmatix]

Let's just make up a new syndrome for her. "Born to be a Useless Bitch."

 

[hideandgoseekchampion]

Also @Figger Nucker do you really need a nword in your name?

 

[CansOfCant]

The 10th Circuit confirmed that Kiwi Farms has been a detriment to society.

 

[Cougar Pump]

This is why free speech, privacy and anonymity exist, stop making people's SO DIFFICULT.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Was beat every day as a child, reading this almost gave me a panic attack

I don't have violent meltdowns nowadays (mostly because not in school anymore and don't live with druggie parents)

 

[eatler]

Catler’s law: the longer an internet debate happens, somebody will be outed as a degenerate

 

[Atomic Ant]

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

I think a society that burns a few children alive here and there but is otherwise a pleasant and tolerant place could be better than other societies

 

[JustSomeDong]

trust me kid you don't want me to use the report button

 

[GunCar Gary]

I'll happily give up my kink and erase the porn stash from my phone if it means keeping kids safe.

 

[Tablet County]

OP I don't think you're a pedophile but the thought of some guy who looks like Vladimir Harkonnen from the new Dune movie posting about his lust for women dressed as cheerleaders is pretty funny.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

I WASHED. MY. PENIS. Give me money.