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[DumbDude43]

I rigorously follow the most successful schizophrenia regimen known to man (which I devised)

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

This thread is about Nicholas Rekieta. It's not about the Jews and their plots to steal your foreskin, it's not about the foster systems and their relation to Lucifer,

 

[Pedophobe]

Look, if I could get off the Internet and leave all of this behind, I woud. But I have to fucking do this, ok?!

I can't tell who is trolling who anymore

Another sad case of boys crying wolf while drawing furry porn of said wolf.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

It'll look like a bowl full of butterscotch pudding. And I mean full.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Does he remind anyone else of the dude from Human Centipede 2?
Everybody hit 'Agree' if he reminds you of the dude from Human Centipede 2.

How is it possible for this retard to have so little self-awareness?

There's nothing wrong with Fresno*.

* That a nuclear bomb wouldn't fix.

This would have been a two for one in the old freak shows, the world's fattest half and half act. God I love that the freak show is free now. It saves me a dime.

Every time I feel like witnessing horrors beyond my comprehension this thread's got my back.

Sounds like a pity fuck on a cheap, 20 year old mattress.

HEY SON, YOU WATCHIN THEM JAPANESE CARTOON PORNS AGAIN?

Gay men like cock, thats what makes them gay. It used to be so simple.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Anyways, good fucking lord.

The new Star Wars series being so shit is to radicalize my dad specifically

Stay in the cake game long enough and you're gonna get iced

"That's a well reasoned argument but have you considered that I'm shaking my butthole at you?"

He was edging when he should've been gooning. Common mistake.

Did everyone wash their bumholes today?

I'm glad I have the flavor of autism that brought me to the Farms, not whatever flavor this genderblob has.

If she creates discourse with her pelvis, has she become a pubic intellectual?

Based on the mugshot, I say she should be tried for witchcraft.

Notice for all aspiring troonkeepers: DO NOT DO THIS. Whoever designed this Bluesky thing is clearly out of their depth when it comes to troonkeeping.

It might seem like a good idea to populate your enclosure solely with trans people and allies to prevent interspecies conflict, but this is a ROOKIE MISTAKE and is actually unhealthy for your troons -- they desperately need a rival species to fuel their persecution complex, lest they turn their egos upon each other. If you don't release some wild TERFs into the habitat to induce natural competition, you actually increase the risk of creating Online Discourse and losing the whole colony, even when their other base needs such as furry porn consumption and polycule membership are taken care of (as we see here).

It's quite sad to see situations like this play out again and again at the hands of ignorant site moderators. Please make sure to do your research before keeping troons.

When you need to write a whole-ass fucking article about French philosophy all because you just don't wanna come out and say "I really fucking hate niggers"

"No ethical consent under capitalism."

Finally, an answer to the question "What does my dong have in common with a trapdoor spider?".

At least fucking Hippies just made up stupid names like moon child or Kevin.

Let that sink in. Yes, the sink that keeps harassing us. Let it in.

Beer will be drank, laughs will be had and pants will be shat. Good times ahead!

Men pretending to be women pretending to be anarcho-communists pretending to be alpaca farmers pretending to be a badass troon militia

What happened to just calling the other guy a faggot and logging out for a bit?

There are so many ways to fuck with someone that don't even require leaving your gaming chair.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Also, notice that their skin colors are normal--white people, black people, American mystery meat people. None of them are "extras from Thriller"-colored.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Fuck it up, Atlas!

Fuck. It. Up. Atlas.

Fuck it up, Atlas!

 

[JustSomeDong]

Since I too destroy cervixes I am rebranding myself as a waterslide.

 

[Gog & Magog]

It seems like there's no real reason to have human women offering handjobs to minotaurs at all, and they just do it because the minotaurs like it! I'm beginning to think this pharmaceutical company isn't behaving within the bounds of medical ethics...

She also manages to seduce the minotaur more effectively thanks to her knowledge of horoscopes.

Nowadays, telling the whole world about how there’s nothing wrong with wanting to be ravished by big monster dick is just a few feverish thumb-taps on smartphone keyboard away

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

 

[6thRanger]

When a gay man wants to explore the universe, it is to masturbate to Scar from the Lion King on other planets.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

The only acceptable interaction should be "hello Mr and Mrs Parent, this is Principal Hitman here at the Kiwi School for exceptional individuals. I'm just calling to let you know that your son has come to school dressed as a faggot and is demanding access to the girls' bathroom. Don't worry, we've called an ambulance so he can get his brain fixed in hospital."

 

[stupid frog]

"average adult main toy consumer" factoid actualy just statistical error. average adult buys 0 toys per year. Kevin Gibes, who lives on Tranch & buys over 10,000 toys each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Look dude, I just want the right to write about how Kevin Gibes' amhole is malfunctioning. It's not that deep (literally).

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I shouldn’t laugh at Hepatitis A, but fuck it, I’m going to laugh my ass off at Hepatitis A

 

[Aunt Carol]

Being a person is hard, all the time. For everyone.

 

[Dolomite]

Now this is no way to be an ally! It's like he made a giant micro aggression right to his throat.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

• Indian Lover
• Indian
• Nigger
• Cuban congress-critter
• (admittedly don't know much about Youngkin)
• Nigger
• Nigger
• Woman
• Woman
• Woman
• A nobody named Cotton
• Kennedy's crazy ass

 

[skunt]

"WULULULU TITTIES SPITTIES SHITTY BALLS, HAIRY TITS gotta go guys alright" *ends stream*

 

[Faceless Whore]

Yes, they took something God created, the rainbow, and defaced it with the colors of poop and death. Like pottery.