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[Papa stink]

"I've got the Animal Crossing of cancer."
-Boogie1488

 

[Tablet County]

He hasn't even been the pretentious owl for a whole week and he's already posting catboys in a sauna.

I'm picturing in my head the perfect AI generated version of a centrist accelerationist.

shut up and watch the robots hit each other while queers argue about philosophy over the emergency comm channels

correct. additionally, nigger.

good debate, friend.

Mr. Moon can you please elaborate on how you hacked the Walt Disney Company with your...

..."uwu bulgie wulgie"?

 

[GunCar Gary]

Getting a horrific, bleeding, hole ripped into his flesh by violent means really resonated with the trans community. Glad to see this person has seen themselves in the Don.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I theorize this is attributed to the leaf's wholly-undeserved sense of superiority.

Leafs delenda est.

 

[ThrobbingWalloper]

Not the color of Barney's dick and balls (which would of course be slightly darker and more saturated than the rest of him.)

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I was banned for a week from Dankula's thread for telling Lidl to get a boyfriend lmao

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

 

[GunCar Gary]

Your last game, "Rage", was very bad. In fact I would go so far as to call it Penis Poop.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I mean, I want the age of consent to be at least ten years old too.

 

[MoonState]

He got banned from DJ'ing at a bar again because the owner found out he has a history of calling people niggers.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

He should start streaming for money. I'd pay $50 to watch him try to use a straw.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Their obsession with urine is making me uncomfortable.

 

[frozen_runner]

Anyone called the "piss queen of the internet" is decidedly not mentally stable.

We need common sense poon’ control.

The lack of ashkenzai breasts is a dishonor to her surname.

god speed you fiesty asian racist

Maybe we really are the real lolcows.

im going to use my stolen massive bluetooth speaker and smoke crack in your underground garage and theres nothing you can do about it.

Ewww. I don't want my dick near the pineal gland. My lord how debaucherous has pornography become?!?

This is a great thread to read whilst eating

 

[BirdUp]

In order to reach Equestria, @Peppermint Swirl, you must make the long journey to CERN, in Switzerland. Once there, you must infiltrate the labs and use a crowbar to bypass the safety interlocks and gain access to the accelerator tunnel while the facility is in operation. Whilst carrying one of the Holy Relics of Bronydom, such as the Cum Jar, the Lyra pocket pussy plush, or the Burdened costume, you must run six laps of the active 27-kilometer LHC tunnel whilst chanting “I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash!” at full volume for the entire duration. If the ritual succeeds, your entire body will be enveloped by an incandescent glow, and shortly thereafter, you will meet God. I mean, Celestia. You will meet Celestia.

 

[Aunt Carol]

A retard nightmare. But my retard nightmare.

 

[Rotollo 2]

It's official, I'm diagnosing Destiny as a gay faggot with a severe drug addiction

I have decided who is wrong based on destiny's ballwashers coming here to doublepost.

 

[troonshine]

(dum dum dum dum dum dum)

context:

(from bossman)

 

[Gentlebastard]

Yes, if Nazism were to be re-born, it would re-start at Tesco's pharmacy aisle.

furries ruin everything i love

One's a fat fuck, the other is also a fat fuck.
What's even the point of this comparison?

This thread moves too fast to be about a lard ass retard who's had 3 strokes.

Everyone is faster than a lard-ass retard who's had 3 strokes.

He posts one video, we spend five pages talking about the awful choices that lead him there, AnOminous reminds us that he wishes Jack was dead, and the cycle repeats.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

We have a room and it is called the USA

 

[CansOfCant]

Are you suggesting a woman can't have a scrotum?