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[Balthier]

But anxiety doesn’t cause you to crash your car because you believe you have hair worms.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's only been "exceptional" in the memetic sense, meaning Retarded.

Kiwi ladies, when people tell you to send Null feet pics, they’re just joking. You’re not supposed to actually do it.

I was going to say thankfully this is something we can all agree on but...I know there are people on here who want Jersh Hoofs and they should be ashamed.

Is anyone surprised this guy turned out to be a pedophile? He looks like what AI would come up with if I asked it to draw a pedophile.

If I could turn back time, I would go back to yesterday, a day when I did not have this information.

They've got so many LLCs it's like Hillbilly Enron.

They are more like "I jacked off in your soap dispenser and you will never know" faces.

just because a middle age nigger has the reading level of a child, it doesn't actually make them a kid.

Thank you-- he is even more hideous than I pictured.

I’m sorry to hear that, and you can rest assured that we’re taking your concerns into consideration, Ms Tightpussy.

This seems like bait to me, but you can never know with those loonies.

I'd make my husband food too because I know he'd just be content with PB&J for months and I want him to eat healthier than that.
And, yknow, the love. The thing that makes you do thoughtful stuff for someone and not expect anything back. Foreign concept for Redditors.

Please remember Kiwi Farms has a "Do Not Troll The Lolcows" rule.

He really does look like a man pretending to be a woman in a slapstick comedy.

I'm telling you there's a real pig man slaughtering negro children in Milwaukee, I've seen him on an unexplained mysteries show.

 

[Shig O'nella]

DO. NOT. SEDUCE. THE COW.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Once again i blame fashion industry homos.

Trump is the worst kind of transphobe. The particular kind of Transphobia he’s guilty off is an especially virulent one known as “sanity”.

Hey! Happy happy birthday
We wish you best of luck
Here's hoping that your suitors
Give AIDS to both your cucks

As a long time fan of vaginas and vulvas, first get your anatomy correct, and then realise that I, and other heterosexual men would rather have contact with one of a close geriatric relative than your flesh wound

 

[Tablet County]

Israel is not responsible for you being single, lacking in fitness and socially awkward.

"Yay now the goyim have been subjugated! Messiah will come for us!!!

...This was a mistake Kitty......"

Ehh whatever, women love a man’s stink, it drives them into a sexual frenzy.

The Jews moved my stair burger to the wrong step and made me trip and fall over it

next time you think about trying to predict election results along rational lines, understand that the vast majority of people voting are this fucking stupid

we've been mixing races for ages now, its called a triathlon.

Why are you giving me trashcans?

Apollo loves spreading plagues. Not my fault.

 

[Click reply to view]

I do not deny that I am a weirdo. But I'm a harmless weirdo. Doing stupid things on the Internet.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

"Just remember. The state hated you until you were cool. You weren't cool. You were gay."

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

TFW you're so loose you have to take it in the pisshole to make any money.

 

[WelperHelper99]

UNDER SEIGE, UNDER LOCKDOWN. CRINGE NIGGER RAPTORS PULLING UP IN MAGA-PRINT FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS. RNC UNDER SEIGE, UNDER LOCKDOWN.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Is the this thread okay too?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/post-videos-of-people-dying.86179/

Yes, unless it turns into some weird naked dead women thread.

 

[geckogoy]

Don't even have anything personally against you, just think you getting colonically irrigated and culturally enriched by niggers would be hilarious.

 

[AnotherPleb]

The flight path of the bullet may be altered by the bullet deflecting off metal, bone, or a particularly stiff erection.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm a nigger.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

Model 2.0 should scream "NIGGER" at irregular intervals and also shoot jets of flame.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Get this lad an account here.

He wouldn't last two hours after getting in a fight with someone who believes that CIA space mutants are shooting brain rays at Vladimir Putin.

It's FBI vampire space pirate dragons doing that, not CIA space mutants. The CIA space mutants are too busy replacing birds with realistic bird robots.

Damn them! Making me choose between my hatred of disinformation and my love for humiliating tranny jannies and Wikipedia. What opinion am I supposed to have here?

So what you mean to say is, the entire world economy is both fake and gay.

Kids could be watching skibidi toilet, furry shit, and hardcore gay porn and it'd somehow have less faggotry than the average modern Disney movie.

There was once a time when cartoons about bipedial, talking animals were just a whimsical expression of the imagination that were meant to entertain a viewing audience, and that was it.

Seriously. Fuck the internet.

The day all musicals cease to exist is a brighter day than this one.

Some bad ideas never die they just get recycled.

tl:dr what is the slur?

Tenderhearted animal lovers and religious people are exceptions, but then the author isn’t looking to defend Catherine of Siena or Hitler.

Mom, get in here, the French are doing it again! MOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Inside of you there are two niggers.

One washes chicken breasts in soap, the other smothers them in Lawry's Seasoned Salt.

I would vastly prefer getting called a faggot over "fruity" or "zesty"

Reality is one based broad.

Edit: I have decided to do heroin after reading this

 

[SlaanyChaser]

I am a black FTM fuck toy that needs to be used. I want to be fed cum and piss and bred by a powerful white master or pegged by a beautiful white mistress.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I would want to be her housestallion. She's amazing, witty, a bit bratty, and a great pegasus.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

DO. NOT. SEDUCE. THE COW.

 

[Doxmatix]

The Villa had it all—creepy balding house elf, all the restaurant delivery menus, the Gnat tribes, new life forms evolving in the blue pot universe, the outhouse nearby and a revolving door for real AND imaginary brown penis.

"Please Allah, for I beg you, this vile creature is about to devour me any second! May her diabetes assist me in my freedom!"

 

[WelperHelper99]

ITS A SNIPER.
USED BY AN ASSASSIN
WHO WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN.