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[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

*looks around. Sees security has various women in it who are not insanely beefy 500 pound butch ass beefy nigger bitches who are bald as fuck*

This is why you need a security staff worth a damn full of beefy ass niggas. A blonde chick with who weighs 150 ain’t gonna do shit. You need a mother fucker who looks like a silver back with no hair to guard each entrance and finger every dude and lady crack with his gigantic meat fist to fish out any weapons. I blame this security failure on women.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Never mind. Im a retard. Thanks @Shig O'nella

I believe her burial will be at sea. After being flung out there by a trebuchet.

Surely you're fucking with me.
Surely.

We might be hitting that magical sweetspot where the politisperging actually becomes entertaining for a few months, don't jinx it.

"Self-important retard. Noisy, but harmless. Extremely fat and I would not have sex with him."

I mean, "I draw little boys fucking and jerk off to it" isn't very ambiguous.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Female? No. Male? No. Serial killer? Looks likely.

Has anyone ever noticed that normal heterosexuality seems not to exist on reddit?

People are either completely asexual and so terrified of sex that a 14 year old Amish girl named Constance would tell them to chill out or they can't cum unless they are being spitroasted by two 300 pound niggers in gas masks while being gagged with their sister's panties.

There is no middle ground.

If you showed me this picture and said, "guess this guy's sexual preference?" I would say 150% faggot.

If you look at pre-WWI cookbooks British cook books it’s full of spices and amazing flavours, by the end of WWII and the rationing after it British cooking had gone to shit.

So we destroy the culinary aspect of our culture to save France twice only to have the French shit on us for our food afterwards.

I’m sad

Your body is not a plug and play device.

I miss those innocent days where liking heavy metal automatically made you a creepy, violent psychopathic Satanist...

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

A "Null" is someone who has had their penis and testicles completely removed as part of a sexual fetish.

 

[Meat Target]

It would be described as a plane where everyone is flailing impotently and screaming incomprehensible gibberish due to having their own heads firmly shoved up their own asses. Except for this one particular weirdo who has his head up a horses's ass for some reason.

 

[Big Nasty]

His tombstone will be titled “here lies gnome, consumed cum from other men out of whores vaginas. He played vidya.”

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Thus Starbucks maintains its own standing army of blue-haired Jem'Hadar, made up of the trans off of their parents' insurance who've racked their brains and can't figure out how they might be disabled.

TLDR vag rules, troons drool

 

[Rotollo 2]

You shame Neil Breen with your faggotry.

 

[Tablet County]

whyyyyyy would you do that? you fucking retard.

The Shinzo memes were fucking cringe. Stop thinking about gay sex all the time.

Not nearly as cringe as you popping into the thread to spin forty feet of yarn straight out of your ass

 

[Syzyg]

I'm not admitting to socking, I was genuinely locked out of my account. True and honest.

 

[JustSomeDong]

an anon here once said "being on KF is like having a crystal ball. you can see the future, but nobody believes you, because crystal balls are retarded."

 

[Meat Target]

Was blowing up your head part of your plan?

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Interesting new matter of public record attached.

 

[Rotollo 2]

I’m not going to lie…I’m sexually attracted to the CNN reporter on the right under the banner of Israel and Pornhub.

 

[Harm]

the aew discord saying Mexican wwe fans were going to be attacked by the cartel amounted to absolutely nothing

 

[Meat Target]

You've heard of 24 hour ops, but are you ready for 24 IQ ops?

Ooh ooh, can I shove the first one into the gas chamber, please?!

 

[Tablet County]

I’m drunk and my feelings are hurt

"Tarnsman of Gor proves that maybe women should shut up and look pretty for their barbarian lords."

... okay, i'll bite. what the fuck does unpasturized milk have to do with anything?

Any guesses on when the next Balldostream happens? I'm guessing at least 3 Kino Casinos from now.

Whenever I see a raccoon I take feel chills running down my spine, I know they are deep state agents and I must take precautions since they are ARMED and DANGEROUS

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Look I'm sorry that numbers and stats are racist or whatever but this is literally a problem specific to niggers.

Because Dumpfler will heckking genocide the wholesome trannerinos if he gets elected and thus its self defence

 

[Oliver Onions]

Area pig declares himself entirely sane after several years of threatening his toilet with prison

 

[Pedophobe]

God damn, my favorite thing about KF is the way it can just will anything into existence.

Some retards believe everything, some believe nothing.

Bots have strong political opinions, I have noticed.

We now have confirmed that mass literacy was a mistake.