random_text.txt

[Pissmaster]

the first thing i googled when i was 5 was the word poo and i found ratemyshit.com

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I thought you were quitting the internet, Salad Dodger.

ideally targeted at the viewer

 

[Black Yoshi]

No wonder the restaurant is called Taste of Home. The food test like building materials.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

Having sex with an Indian makes you a nazi because Mutahar is an Aryan.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

My Mom once confused it with Minecraft, which genuinely pissed me off for how famous, mainstream and old Tetris is.

 

[WonderWino]

It's only grooming when it comes from the Grooming region of France, otherwise it's sparkling pedophilia

 

[Tablet County]

Sorry what? When the fuck was his dick on the news?

Do me a favor an dont make text smaller next time, I got retard eyes and that shit made em hurt

whimsical forced buggery fantasies

 

[Uncle Buck]

The big problem is that kids are raised by iphones with absent parents. No father = giggly goonclowns. It will only get worse.

 

[AltisticRight]

Interesting new matter of public record attached.

 

[Tablet County]

After Star War was a hit, he made Empire Strikes Back. It was so awesome because other people made it for him. Then he was so mad he crashed his golf cart into a lake.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Was allegedly ‘helicoptering his penis’ at people in a cemetery​

 

[Tablet County]

This causes a feeling of fear, and the subsequent picturing of toilet germs crawling up the urethra like Hitler marching on Poland.

If they really want to hammer home how much drugs will fuck you up, they just need to record a PSA of Ozzy Osbourne trying to speak coherently for two minutes straight.

'beam me up, daddy'

So you do have a father, please show me where on the doll he told you that you were a dissapointment to him and your mother.

 

[thhrang]

I am sorry to inform you but I have never posted bizarre fetish pictures of the bottom of my feet and I do not have a WikiFeet account and that I do not post about vtuber feet. I'm not sure where this confusion arose but I'm happy to clarify.

 

[AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed]

"...the disarming appearance of the avatar and the fact that it is not a real person helps a certain subset of viewers connect more readily than they would to a streamer who presented as a real person. The "cute" mannerisms and general childlike features of the avatar provoke a sympathetic response on a subconscious level which helps to accelerate the parasocial bonding viewers often have with their preferred streamer, and the anime styling has an immediate appeal to viewers who already prefer anime over live action media. This familiarity and bonding effect lowers the barrier to spending compared to a "regular" streamer. Finally, the uwu baby voice used to respond to financial contributions entices spergs to spend extra and often."

"What's that? A lot of her viewers are pedos? Who gives a shit? Their money spends just as well as anyone else's and there isn't even a kid involved in this shit anyway!"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ostrich Gang! Ostrich Gang! Ostrich Gang!

 

[Sawamura Simp]

An Australian senator has asked for the deportation of Tenacious D after their comments on the Trump assassination

I looked into it again and @Some Dumb Faggot brought up the statistica stats for 2023 and @George Floyd Sneed brought up FRED's Labor Force Participation rate,

My CWCville sources state that Magichan and Mewtoo were behind it

Is this schizophrenia or is there literature on this?

There are more if I need to dredge them up. Um ackshually me and I'll fucking bury you in archive links.

I only made an account to view the thread. Lurker discrimination must cease.

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. AMOUNTS OF WINNING THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE.

Please, God, let Destiny get the knock and enjoy prison like the stalkerchild he is.

Can America stop for a day so I can catch up in this thread.

Now, remember, everything was in chaos and you couldn't depend on the news, you had to hit the Farms or Twitter.

 

[BirdUp]

The NCR, like Biden's America, is a tired oligarchy with democratic trappings, feebly clinging to its waning possessions and credibility.

 

[JustSomeDong]

These faggots make me more pro-Israel than I ever wanted to be….privileged faggot woke whites literally ruin everything now, I can’t even hate the Jews anymore! First it was Marvel now it’s the Jews…. What more can they take from us!

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I tried pronouncing this and now all the furniture is floating around my house.

 

[Fireman Sam]

I remember going undercover back in the day to find out what women go through. I discovered that women are called faggot a lot.

Idk why but this would be a funny out of context addition