random_text.txt

[Pissmaster]

Fucking kill yourself you absolutely retarded freak. Just goddamn die you utter garbage failure of a human. There is a time for people like you to die. It's called NOW.

 

[X Prime]

You cant "rape" a woman, the whole concept is preposterous.

 

[Tablet County]

I'm also a homosexual

If anyone is curious, this user was just outed as a pedophile.

Using your neuroses to win arguments is Beauty Parlor lolcow behavior.

rather than make a post for every fetish one by one just drop the list and we can give you a general overview.

 

[Inco G. Nito]

"This soulless, hedonistic gook island 5000 miles away from me sells child pornography in stores therefore it should be socially acceptable to be a pedophile here"

 

[Cnidarian]

You're not a woman, or any other kind of adult, until you have bedsheets on your bed. If you're sleeping on a bare mattress and you're not a drug addict or institutionalized, you're some kind of fat and wriggling human pupa still waiting to either become an adult or be eaten by a bird.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

"Trannies!" I shriek, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! --here, here! --it is the FLAPPING OF HIS PROLAPSED RECTUM!"

I really want to know what they think of these men- must be awful having them waddle in and scream that their hole is wrong

was like watching an intellectually disabled monkey assemble a linear accelerator. Not even a mildly delayed ape, but a legitimately mentally retarded monkey.

Even though the Kiwi Farms is well known for being sexual deviants that raped one of your online friends while shouting Kiwi Farms slogans at her.

God hates Weens

 

[frozen_runner]

She George Floyded him with her ass

On principle I don't answer questions Farmers are going to masturbate to no matter which answer I give.

Have I mentioned I hate trannies today?
Incase I didn't let me be clear
I HATE trannies.
And it seems they aren't even arrested!? for going to a mans home and KILLING HIM!?
I...HATE...TRANNIES

Why does "progressive" always mean progressing towards clown buttfuck nigger world?

Fuck yo baby. I'm Rick James, bitch!

Yawn, this article is so 2016. Get with the times: men can be women, women can be men, and women don't exist (according to science).

Can the Vice President be charged with a crime if he rapes the president?

Alex Jones is also a half-nigger

New tourism promotion: a Jew and a neo-Nazi link arms and dance through the streets of Nashville, united by the power of honky-tonk music.

Do cardio once a week offers the same benefits as having sex without the risk of STDs and a long-term commitment.

LIES!! FUCKING LIAR!!

NO TRAIN ENTHUSIAST WOULD HURT TRAINS GET ME MY GUN GODDAMMIT!!!!

Black until proven un-melaninated

Day 297: The people of Glorious Nippon have accepted me as one of their own. I believe this is thanks to my powerful aura and intimidating, unmistakable ninja spirit. While walking through doorways is still difficult and I am slow to pick up the language and read their alien squiggles, I have noticed they call me "Baka Gaijin" as a term of endearment for their newest countryman. This, to the best of my knowledge, translates to "Honored One". They even allow me to pay extra at their eateries so I can better support local businesses. My heart fills with happiness any time I look into the soulful, slanty eyes of my beloved new neighbors. While I tower over them at 5'11, being the tallest person most of them have seen, we are one in soul and also in bushido. Arigatou for reading.

AI is great because it gives autistic chud programmers less reasons to interact with homosexuality adjacent art faggots.

There's no equations like E=mc2 anymore. Math has gone downhill since 1905 now it's nothing but niggers pissing on blackboards.

Wait your telling me the person who posts BBC pidgin articles doesn't actually speak pidgin. AND INFACT IS MOKING IT, HOW DARE HE.

My dead grandfather is black?!

If any white kiwi females below 500lb wanna have kids dm me. If its a boy we'll name him Josh.

Release the pics of her dick! We need to know!

Total rapist/troon/goon death forever. Total useless father death forever. TOTAL GARY DEATH FOREVER

I say this as someone who isn't religious: deport everyone that is Islamic or Jewish.

 

[Day of the Cope]

Also with two lesbians you should be able to have a baby in 4.5 months. At least by my calculations.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I want to hornypost on here, but I keep getting followed by Gazans who are trying to help their families, and it feels too awkward.

Source

 

[Cougar Pump]

I was raped in my man's vagina! That taxi driver is gay now!

 

[Overly Serious]

You can hire an ambulance to sit next to the venue for only $300 or so

 

[Meat Target]

Sometimes I resent the Internet for what it did to my brain.

 

[Chongqing]

Kiss-Starved Danielle Victim (black lives matter)

This is user lindsayfan interpreting a protection order taken out against Dave Muscato by his parents. The reason for the protection order is, "KS-DV (blm)."

We didn't know what it stood for until @lindsayfan told us.

 

[Hitman One]

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING LIBSHIT FATHER WHO LOST CONTACT WITH HIS AUTISTIC SON!

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Don't increase your carbon foot print masturbating into kinder eggs ffs.

 

[Gentlebastard]

[Unreal amounts of fedposting and death wishes towards the authors and their immediate families]

Only absolute scum want steak "well-done." This is a preference of vermin. If you prefer this, you are subhuman. You should be BEATEN HALF TO DEATH the instant you order "well-done" steak. You foul fucking freak.

Like I'm going to take any tech type news from Fatty here. Or any kind of news. Or hell just basic life tips. The man is a retard is what I'm saying.

Why do these retarded assholes always have children?

Having a child doesn't take skill, it takes a working penis and a working uterus. Even people with bad judgment have those.

not caring is the wisest thing of all

>POV you added another 4 bags of Costco "cheese" into your "lasagna".

His seven sins are:
Gluttony
Gluttony
Gluttony
Gluttony

Where's the other 3?
Oh yeah, he ate them.

 

[seri0us]

His teeth are better than most humans I know. I was actually surprised by his dental health.

Now I need to go and talk to my doctor about my undropped third testicle.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Now I need to go and talk to my doctor about my undropped third testicle.

@seri0us
This is why I should refresh pages when I step away from my laptop for a while. Gimme dem clocks. I deserve them.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

In the future we will determine that "tweaker" is its own race. It's like orcs being fungal life forms: once someone is regularly using meth, they're no longer white/black/Indian except as a visual description. They're just a tweaker now.

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"WARNING FOR PUTTING SCAT IN PUSSY"

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

Arabs have cool music sometimes but they rape a lot