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[Fungible penis]

Name the well known American porn actresses banging black dudes in the '80s or even '90s. I'll wait. (So I can look it up!)

 

[supremeautismo]

You ever wonder if maybe the emperor in the fable really did have clothes after all but everybody was really stupid?

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

Foe the record, I don't consent to Balldo touching me.

 

[Hitman One]

that sound interesting... did you take your meds?

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Do you hate women (more than they warrant)?

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Obesity WILL get the job done.

The tube of eyeliner entered his sideways tojo ass three years ago, whereupon it proceeded to embark upon on a series of adventures.

Anatidae propaganda, the waterfowl menace must be stopped.

I definitely would sign up for an extremist group called Terrorgasm

 

[Tablet County]

I bought frog medicine from that pharmacy and now my frog is gay. Please advise???

Update: just caught him macking on a frog bitch. He's fine, everyone!!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

A fat british faggot and an australian weeaboo communist walk into a bar....

What would possess you to ask this in a thread about a midwitted, obese, alcoholic faggot?

 

[Hitman One]

... the little freak habitat that Null keeps around for his amusement

 

[Gog & Magog]

When my Mom was growing up in the 60s/70s girls would play Barbies and the boys would play GI Joe and they'd all play together. They'd have the GI Joes beat up the Kens because even the little girls knew Ken was a fag, and GI Joe would marry Barbie.

 

[Gentlebastard]

let's make it a race: men will try colonizing Mars, women will try colonizing Venus, who succeeds first wins

I feel like there's a difference between "i literally cannot work/find work" and "fuck the system, i'm gonna stay home and leech off the system and my parents".

Jesus. This means his only proud achievement since 2016 is catching someone lying on the internet about winning the lottery. This is even sadder than the compulsive fabulist he caught in the lie - at least he had the good sense to make up something interesting instead of bragging about something real but 100% pathetic.

Rowan Atkinson is one of the few actors talented enough to bully a car

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I just honest to God hate monkeys too much to even play it. For once I'm not even being racist, I'm talking about the jungle dwelling tree swinging variety, I can't stand em.

what happened to nice little sporty-looking cars. it's either SUVs or the standard 'first car' cars that only pedos drive to pick up barely teenage girls at mcdonalds. hate.

Scientists: We're finally going to know what mushrooms are thinking!
Mushrooms: BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE

NO.
For the love of God. NO.

I am only afraid of THREE fucking things.

AND THAT IS ONE OF THEM.

Geese serve no purpose, they exist because we live in a world full of sin in which evil will never be eradicated until the return Jesus Christ. Thats why Geese exist. They exist to punish us, to remind us that we are all sinners who deserve to boil in vats of shit while being raped by demons in hell. They are satan incarnate. They are walking remainders of our original sin. They deserve no quarter, no mercy. Geese are the only animals I hunt because I hate them

Haitians vs Geese vs Hamas vs Jews
you can send me my checks for your next big money RTS game, I'm patient

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

These people really do just run around fueled only by soda and smokes fucking each other like sweaty hogs so they can spray out disfigured welfare checks like a fucking sprinkler.

 

[Tablet County]

This is the first guy I thought of after reading the headline. I was made aware of him fifteen years ago when someone linked me to this video; in which he plays slap bass to a Hatsune Miku track while drinking glasses of milk until he vomits.

Like it’s just a 40 lbs box of rape, don’t open it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

She has FOUR holes???

WHAT IS THE FOURTH HOLE

How the fuck do you people know a long list of pornstar names. I barely even remember the types of pokemons that are out there besides pikachu

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

What the fuck's a "breeding finger"?

"You will just need to train your brain to accept your cum. I have used a shot glass in the past and drank it straight down."

Oldfags are natures greatest gift and we must keep this endangered species safe.

Seek therapy and remove all internet connected devices from your home. Join a church and pray for your forgiveness.

Also kill yourself.

So like what, a troon? Or a female? Or a male? What's going on?

The Kiwi Farms said "No, John. You are a tranny."
And then, John was a tranny.

I actually do hate troons with every fiber of my being. While they are degenerates and a danger to children, they are ontological mistakes. Abominations.

Most people here just make fun of them because they're weird and gross, they don't truly hate them with sincere passion like I do.

Whether you know it or not, you have internalized MLK's "I have a dream speech". You just use the word nigger.

I yearn for your facedox, oh Great Spirit

You wouldn't happen to have any interesting opinions about the age of consent, by chance?

 

[Gog & Magog]

A thread lasting 5 pages before someone starts sperging out about niggers is pretty good by Thunderdome standards

 

[3MMA]

You are blinded by your hatred of Rekieta.

 

[seri0us]

I miss Hitler but I will say that much: God bless America. What a high energy, dragon energy country. Towers crashing. niggers looting, presidents getting their ears clipped, school shootings, Eppstein island, serial killers, and and and. High class entertainment.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Piss poor suicide note, not even one mention of KF.