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[Onni Kalsarikännit]

On the same day:

Luigi "CEO Punisher" Mangione is arrested after some wage slaves snitches.

Daniel "Schizo Nigger Annihilator" Penny is fully acquitted.

For every Yin there is a Yang.

 

[DickMain]

"I have to admitt I have a very small dick in comparision to gay porn I find in web
I know - its shocking but yes this is the truth"
-via chat

 

[Spud]

Sorry I'm late. I was in the lolicon defenders thread

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That’s inarguably how it ended up, but I am sure there was a period of rose tinted optimism on Penny’s part.

A vision of bright clear Colorado skies, rainbows in the horizon, happy alpaca lambs gamboling, Kevvie feeding a rejected one with a bottle looking maternal, manly doods with knitting needles making jumpers and insoles, Jen making delightful folksy farm food of his own recipes, persecuted transgenders showing up and being cured of all problems the instant they set foot on the land, capitalist cis Nazi chuds coming to the gate begging to be allowed a slice of the vast alpaca fortunes only for Penny to tap his pistol so they flee.

Then being named Woman of the Decade, not just Transwoman, but Woman of the Decade.

JK Rowling would present the award and then hand over rights to the Harry Potter everything and approve Penny’s re-write of Hogwarts being an alpaca ranch and Harry being a trans man, JK grudgingly admitting that she was 100% wrong.

Then he woke up in a pool of bushmills vomit, between two snoozing farting men without dicks, in sheets which have never been washed, to go and count how many alpacas died in the night, then dig a hole before Kevvie wakes up and demands more tropical punch.

if some Islamists came to my village and said that I would totally behead my teacher no one actually likes the teachers behead your teachers for Allah

I have to be a masochist for always opening this shit. I know it’s something I can live without seeing yet I’m curious and open it every fucking time.

 

[oldTireWater]

back surgery niggers

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

The dysphoric whispering of expectant asshole's transphobic bigot donor womb.

 

[des Pudels Kern]

Music in general has degenerated so much in the intervening 20 years, even a tidbit of Breaking Benjamin feels like Mozart.

 

[Gentlebastard]

now that I analyzed it based on this guy saying it's not gay, I have to say - it's pretty fucking gay though.

I made the mistake of feeding Mormons. Now they won't stop showing up at my door.

Clearly lobotomies need to make a comeback

Would it be funny? Yeah.
But would I feel a little bit bad? Maybe just a bit.

Season's Sneedings, everyone.

she feel her opinions and thoughts are god's gift to the world

and quite frankly, it is quite the gift that keeps on giving
because she may lack integrity, she may lack a conscience, she may even lack intelligence but what she does have is consistency

I have to be a masochist for always opening this shit. I know it’s something I can live without seeing yet I’m curious and open it every fucking time.

He got a pretty clean sweep of sins, but he is too pathetic to be called evil.
In hell, he would be one of those fat, small demons with an arse for a face.

 

[Talibama]

"Hell Hath No Fury like an Italian with a peepee you broke."

 

[polyester]

Obviously I was an innocent lil sperglet at the time

 

[Pedophobe]

fuck off.
respectfully so.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I'm just glad we have another austere religious scholar visiting the Retard Gangstalking Society to share his Biblical worldview

 

[CaddestSlown]

does the Pokedex count as an augury tool

 

[Star Classic]

Do not ever fucking call me "horsefriend."

 

[Schizoid Wife]

personally i think the reason it keeps going down is because null cant program for shit and his website is ran by yanderedev-style spaghetti code

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I HAVENEVER GIVEN YOU PERMISSION TO USE MY AUMIIST USERNAME so i Demand you change it immediately you fuckin hag

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being hungry gives me ptsd

 

[Neodanthril]

*farts autistically*

 

[LimeRikki]

follow up question: does the Pokedex count as an augury tool

 

[Slideshow Bill]

better not drink water either cause you know who else does that? the cringe evil liberal leftists

If you have crippling back pain, you drown it with Ambien, boxed wine, Goldbelly pies, and tranny hookers.

• gun niggers
• jacket niggers
• professional assassin niggers
• ebike niggers
• backpack niggers
• hitman niggers
• wife hired a hitman niggers
• medical industry niggers
• NYC niggers
• corporate america niggers
• corporate espionage niggers
• left/right niggers who can't think about literally anything without dividing it into one camp or the other (objectively the worst of all the niggers)
• DNA/fingerprint niggers
• Starbucks/protein bar niggers
• "them" niggers (2nd worst niggers)
• CIA MKULTRA niggers (activation word: Ronald McDonald)
• health system everywhere else is better than america niggers
• health system everywhere else is worse than america niggers
• AI niggers
• bus niggers
• ted kaczynski niggers
• eyebrow niggers
• face recognition niggers
• hostel niggers
• Italian niggers
• software niggers
• writing/intellectual niggers
• mcdonalds niggers
• back surgery niggers
• psychedelic drug niggers
• ayahuasca niggers
• gay guys and women who are recharging their hitachi wand before they take another long look at Luigi's photos niggers
• people who constantly talk about niggers penis in the context of prison niggers

 

[Blackhole]

I DON'T LIKE 'EM PUTTIN CHEMICALS IN THE MAPLE SYRUP THAT TURNS THE FRICKIN MOOSE STRAIGHT

 

[CEO of Gay]

the court finds that Mr. Greer’s recalcitrant behavior is willful

The court's words, not Useful Mistake's.